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THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police. ~ George Carlin
Fellatio quotes by George Carlin
graffiti in the stall read: CALL DANA FOR BLOW. Colin wondered whether Dana provided fellatio or cocaine, ~ John Green
Fellatio quotes by John Green
Texas is a state that had once outlawed sodomy and fellatio, but is totally cool with men giving themselves golden showers in the name of deer hunting. ~ Jenny Lawson
Fellatio quotes by Jenny Lawson
Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head? ~ Christine Zolendz
Fellatio quotes by Christine Zolendz
I'm sure Vera would be happy to help you with any research."
He paused with his fork halfway to his mouth. "Vera, the librarian? I think I'd like to avoid her as much as possible, although that was some fascinating stuff she shared the other day about bats."
I tried to recall which stuff she'd said about bats. I'd heard it all so many times, it was simply back-ground noise. "She has a long-standing and well-intentioned fixation on the island's bat shortage, but sometimes she's a little, um… tedious."
"Oh, I don't know about tedious," he said casually. "Personally, I found all that stuff about how fruit bats perform fellatio to be quite educational. ~ Tracy Brogan
Fellatio quotes by Tracy Brogan
Your boyfriend's penis is not an awkward string of spaghetti that has to be scooped up and sucked down. The Emperor of China once asked Lao-tzu: How should I rule the kingdom? To which Lao-tzu replied: Rule the kingdom as you would cook a small fish. A really good blowjob is the same. ~ Chloe Thurlow
Fellatio quotes by Chloe Thurlow
He tastes of rice with a touch of saffron. He says I taste of seafood. I guess we'd make a good paella. ~ Chloe Thurlow
Fellatio quotes by Chloe Thurlow
I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue, pushing deeper and deeper into me until my lips bumped against my hand. ~ Josephine Myles
Fellatio quotes by Josephine Myles
I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help. ~ George Carlin
Fellatio quotes by George Carlin
If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway. ~ Gerard Way
Fellatio quotes by Gerard Way
I don't like writers whose writing is so obvious that I can predict what he'll write while I'm still taking in his current thoughts. Why, this means that I know what he knows, and the point of reading is to discover things and thoughts which I don't already know or that haven't occurred to me. The greatest amusement is surprise. Fellatio! (Bet you didn't see that coming!) ~ Jarod Kintz
Fellatio quotes by Jarod Kintz
'The image of you putting a condom on a banana to teach me about gay sex is forever ingrained in my head.'
'Well, a good father teaches his son about the facts of life.'
'You didn't have to put the banana in your mouth,' I reminded him.
He grinned without looking up. 'Bet that kept you from performing fellatio for quite a while.'
'Longer than you'll know.' ~ T.J. Klune
Fellatio quotes by T.J. Klune
The whole World was for sale to anyone who had Yen or was willing to perform fellatio. ~ Kurt Vonnegut
Fellatio quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
I wrote a song called "Stinky Sodomite." It isn't a pop song, a historical song, or a song condemning homosexuality. Rather, it is a children's song that teaches them how to count. In fact, the only time the words "Stinky Sodomite" appear in the song is in the title. Other tracks on the educational CD include "The Ratio of Fellatio," "Thomas Jefferson's Johnson," and "It's Never Too Early to Ask Your Father About His First Erection. ~ Jarod Kintz
Fellatio quotes by Jarod Kintz
Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate? ~ Stephen Fry
Fellatio quotes by Stephen Fry
It might be noted here that Freudian analysts of fairy tales have suggested that kissing toads and frogs is symbolized fellatio. In that regard, Princess Leigh-Cheri was, on a conscious level, innocent, although not so naïve as Queen Tilli, who though fellatio was an obscure Italian opera and was annoyed that she couldn't find the score. ~ Tom Robbins
Fellatio quotes by Tom Robbins
Sometimes," she told me, "a girl will give a guy a blow job at the end of the night because she doesn't want to have sex with him and he expects to be satisfied. So if I want him to leave and I don't want anything to happen . . ." She trailed off, leaving me to imagine the rest.

There was so much to unpack in that short statement: why a young man should expect to be sexually satisfied; why a girl not only isn't outraged, but considers it her obligation to comply; why she doesn't think a blow job constitutes "anything happening"; the pressure young women face in any personal relationship to put others' needs before their own; the potential justification of assault with a chaser of self-blame. "It goes back to girls feeling guilty," Anna said. "If you go to a guy's room and are hooking up with him, you feel bad leaving him without pleasing him in some way. But, you know, it's unfair. I don't think he feels badly for you."

In their research on high school girls and oral sex, April Burns, a professor of psychology at City University of New York, and her colleagues found that girls thought of fellatio kind of like homework: a chore to get done, a skill to master, one on which they expected to be evaluated, possibly publicly. As with schoolwork, they worried about failing or performing poorly - earning the equivalent of low marks. Although they took satisfaction in a task well done, the pleasure they described was never physical, never located in their own b ~ Peggy Orenstein
Fellatio quotes by Peggy Orenstein
Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving. ~ Anais Nin
Fellatio quotes by Anais Nin
It has been a marvellous age of invention: radio, aeroplane, electric light, the telephone, and fellatio. ~ Christopher Bram
Fellatio quotes by Christopher Bram
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