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#1. All I have to say is - run, dive, pitch a tent ... Spend hours on the phone with your best friend ... Wear bikinis. Drink tequila. Wake up in the morning happy for no good reason ... Lie in the grass, dream of your future, of your imperfect life & your imperfect marriage to your imperfect true love ... Because what else is there? Honestly, there's nothing else. Nothing else matters. - Author: Melanie Gideon
Espinola Tequila quotes by Melanie Gideon
#2. Must. Be. Stronger. Than. Tequila. Oh, honey, how many times have those words been said? - Author: Carrie Ann Ryan
Espinola Tequila quotes by Carrie Ann Ryan
#3. Robert is, of course, at the theater, but it's true that Jeff isn't alone. Behind him, Lulu holds up two bottles of tequila, and behind her is Gene, Lulu's . . . bed-friend, holding a bag of limes and sporting the world's most enormous mustache.

I take the bag of limes from him. "Are you guessing my weight tonight?"

Jeff laughs in a loud bark before heading into the kitchen, but Gene does a bewildered double take. "What?"

"Do I get to shoot a water gun to knock down the ducks?"

I see the moment he gets it because his giant mustache twitches under his suppressed grin. "I'll take my limes home if you're going to be sassy, miss."

"You look like an old-timey auction barker," I say. "Or Yosemite Sam. I have this sudden urge to buy a few head of cattle." Behind me, Calvin snickers.

"You wish you could grow a 'stache like this."

I burst out laughing. "I'm sorry, I can't even hear what you're saying through that thing."

"I told him it's awful." Lulu tugs at it and Gene leans away.

He smoothes it down proudly. "I'm so lazy, and this is much more low maintenance than shaving."

I don't need to look that closely to see he's clearly waxed and styled it with a comb. It's really not an afterthought mustache; it's the kind that a person chooses from a book on various mustache styles - the perfect accessory for his very carefully crafted I don't care enough to even glance in the mirro - Author: Christina Lauren
Espinola Tequila quotes by Christina Lauren
#4. After three hundred miles of musicians and endless tequila shots, the tour bus driver had never been more eager to dump us in the middle of another small, sober town. - Author: Jennifer Harrison
Espinola Tequila quotes by Jennifer Harrison
#5. I have found that the tools for my trade- writing, are very basic: paper, a pen, time, food and perhaps a little tequila... - Author: Jose N Harris
Espinola Tequila quotes by Jose N Harris
#6. That would work in a court of law. But we're not in a court of law. We're in the court of tequila. And in the court of tequila, you and I both know you were lying. - Author: Melanie Shawn
Espinola Tequila quotes by Melanie Shawn
#7. The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser. - Author: Michael R. Underwood
Espinola Tequila quotes by Michael R. Underwood
#8. Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. - Author: Mark Z. Danielewski
Espinola Tequila quotes by Mark Z. Danielewski
#9. There aren't that many songs that pay homage to the DJ. They are the ones getting artists' music out there. They are the ones getting the club popping. But no one's giving them any love. - Author: Tila Tequila
Espinola Tequila quotes by Tila Tequila
#10. I wanted to do my part to help preserve that golden age of travel ... I step aboard The Patron Tequila Express railcar, and I go back in time to the days when a long journey was something fun and very special. - Author: John Paul DeJoria
Espinola Tequila quotes by John Paul DeJoria
#11. Are you here to freak me out in any other way?"
"Nope."
"This would include asking me for a date," I warned.
"Babe, don't date," he replied.
"You don't?"
"Do tequila shots followed by 5 hours of sex count as a date? he asked.
"Um ... no," I answered.
"Then I don't date."
I smiled at him.
Then, stupidly, I asked. "You can have sex for 5 hours?"
He smiled at me.
Yikes.
Moving on. - Author: Kristen Ashley
Espinola Tequila quotes by Kristen Ashley
#12. Well, look at it this way," Robin reasoned as I sat with him and Geoff at their kitchen table that night, half-plastered from the pitcher of margarita they'd blended up. Was I going to have a tequila hangover in the morning? Oh, honey, you bet your sweet ass I was. And how many fucks did I give?
Not a one.
"Even if you were overreacting to read what you read into this guy's offer - which I don't think you were, though I doubt he actually thought it through enough to intend it to be read that way - you still have to ask yourself: What's in it for you, hanging around some motel room waiting for a married man to make a booty call? What benefit would you get out of that situation, or out of prolonging your relationship with him? He might not have meant it to be an insulting offer, but it was absolutely a one hundred percent selfish offer. There was no upside for you whatsoever, unless the sex really was just that amazing. - Author: Amelia C. Gormley
Espinola Tequila quotes by Amelia C. Gormley
#13. Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate's hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, "How full was that?"

Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. "Unopened. Why? - Author: Ella Frank
Espinola Tequila quotes by Ella Frank
#14. The empires collapsed to rubble. Skyscrapers dragged down to the ground. It was chaos. I could smell the end. It smells of tequila, cannabis, and strawberry shampoo. It's so cold so cold so cold. But I'm not shivering from cold. My own teeth are frigid icepicks. Carved diamond hard, I think I've cut my lip. Maybe it was someone else's teeth that nipped me. - Author: Moonshine Noire
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#15. Champagne was discovered by a Catholic monk," said Bernard. "Took one swallow and burst out of his cellar yelling, 'I'm drinking stars, I'm drinking stars!' Tequila was invented by a bunch of brooding Indians. Into human sacrifice and pyramids. Somewhere between champagne and tequila is the secret history of Mexico, just as somewhere between beef jerky and Hostess Twinkies is the secret history of America. Or aren't you in the mood for epigrams? - Author: Tom Robbins
Espinola Tequila quotes by Tom Robbins
#16. When life gives you a lemon, it's time for a Cowgirl's Prayer." This was one of her favorite alcoholic concoctions of tequila, lime juice and lemonade. - Author: Brenda Bevan Remmes
Espinola Tequila quotes by Brenda Bevan Remmes
#17. Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt. - Author: Saleem Sharma
Espinola Tequila quotes by Saleem Sharma
#18. I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people. - Author: Anthony Bourdain
Espinola Tequila quotes by Anthony Bourdain
#19. Tequila?" I asked him, skeptically. "Are you sure on that one? I thought the base for a love potion was supposed to be champagne." "Champagne, tequila, what's the difference, so long as it'll lower her inhibitions?" Bob said. "Uh. I'm thinking it's going to get us a, um, sleazier result. - Author: Jim Butcher
Espinola Tequila quotes by Jim Butcher
#20. In 1897, a Scientific American reporter wrote that mezcal is described as tasting like a mixture of gasoline, gin and electricity. Tequila is even worse, and is said to incite murder, riot and revolution. - Author: Amy Stewart
Espinola Tequila quotes by Amy Stewart
#21. I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that. - Author: Tila Tequila
Espinola Tequila quotes by Tila Tequila
#22. More money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila - Author: Maria Lima
Espinola Tequila quotes by Maria Lima
#23. After this drive I need a drink! Then again, maybe that's not why I need a shot of tequila. You should shoot to feel, to experience, and to remember not to forget. I - Author: N.E. Henderson
Espinola Tequila quotes by N.E. Henderson
#24. I'm one of the girls that you would love to have in your group of friends. - Author: Tila Tequila
Espinola Tequila quotes by Tila Tequila
#25. I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila. - Author: Kendall Grey
Espinola Tequila quotes by Kendall Grey
#26. Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible - Author: Darynda Jones
Espinola Tequila quotes by Darynda Jones
#27. Sheets, towels and blankets surrounded Travis. He had fashioned a soft pallet to sleep on while I expelled the fifteen shots of tequila I'd consumed the night before. Travis had held my hair out of the toilet, and sat with me all night. - Author: Jamie McGuire
Espinola Tequila quotes by Jamie McGuire
#28. Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy. - Author: Lois Greiman
Espinola Tequila quotes by Lois Greiman
#29. I turned toward her with red, puffy eyes. Her own eyes widened with concern, and she froze as she watched me walk into the kitchen, like she was waiting for me to crumple onto the floor and shatter into pieces.

"I'm fine," I said. "It's an emotional book. I'm just getting a glass of water." I reached for the tequila.

She got up and followed me into the kitchen. "That's not water."

"And?"

"It's ten a.m."

"And?"

"You look like you've been crying for an hour straight . . . and you're hitting the hard stuff at - and I repeat - ten a.m."

"Cara, you have the most amazing powers of perception." I looked at the bottle in one hand and the glass in the other, shrugged, set the glass down, and headed back to my room with the bottle only.

"I'm worried about you," Cara called out as I walked away.

"I'm fine. Just gonna sit in here, read, and have myself a little mental health day." I turned and smiled and then locked myself in my room.

"Mental health days don't usually involve tequila at ten a.m.!" she yelled through the door.

"I'm fine! - Author: Renee Carlino
Espinola Tequila quotes by Renee Carlino
#30. He didn't save us ; haven't you been listening?" Elizabeth held an icepack to her chin where she'd been hit by an meaty elbow . "Fiona stabbed one of them with a Susan Bates needle, Marie was wielding a tequila bottle, Sandra pistol-whipped the other, and I shot the third."
"Where were Janie and Kat?" Ashley looked from me to Kat.
"Hiding behind the couch like sane people!" Kat said before anyone else could speak. - Author: Penny Reid
Espinola Tequila quotes by Penny Reid
#31. They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila. - Author: Darynda Jones
Espinola Tequila quotes by Darynda Jones
#32. If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. - Author: Craig Ferguson
Espinola Tequila quotes by Craig Ferguson
#33. We should go swimming," Anna says, out of the blue. ( ... )
Danny looks at her like she just suggested knocking over the closest liquor store. Which wouldn't be such a bad idea, on second thought, considering how fast Laney, Seth and Anna are working through the tequila bottle. "Uh sure, if catching pneumonia's your idea of a fun time. I don't want to freeze my balls off. I'm rather attached to them. Literally and figuratively. - Author: Hannah Harrington
Espinola Tequila quotes by Hannah Harrington
#34. At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis. - Author: Christopher Titus
Espinola Tequila quotes by Christopher Titus
#35. But at least he thinks I have a boyfriend, I tell myself. It could be worse. If he thought I was interested in him for real then I would have to dig a hole and bury myself in it because the smug would be too much to bear.
I reach automatically for my computer and open it up. I need some music to drown my shame in. Some people have tequila to send them into catatonic oblivion, I have music. - Author: Sarah Alderson
Espinola Tequila quotes by Sarah Alderson
#36. I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters. - Author: Conrad Hall
Espinola Tequila quotes by Conrad Hall
#37. Tequila was never a good choice. It had a way of making you feel like its best friend and suddenly, without any warning, it stabs you in the back and mocks you. - Author: Brittainy C. Cherry
Espinola Tequila quotes by Brittainy C. Cherry
#38. At least the tequila's not blue. Right Lucy? - Author: Joan Rylen
Espinola Tequila quotes by Joan Rylen
#39. At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick-on one. A Mexican with a stick-on moustache would be like a Super-Mexican, because he'd have two moustaches, and that'd be cool, because a Super-Mexican could probably use his poncho as a cape, and then I realised I was saying all this to the man's face. - Author: Danny Wallace
Espinola Tequila quotes by Danny Wallace

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