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After the show, everybody would go out drinking, but I was always in bed by eleven thirty. There was no partying for me; I was the boring one. I lived in constant fear that my voice would give out on me, so I tried to rest it, eat right, get lots of sleep. I ate chicken breasts and whole potatoes like they were apples to keep up my energy and maintain my weight. When I came home after the show, Nan would leave my dinner ready and waiting in the microwave, and I would just heat it up. The Ballases always had a thing about not eating alone. Even if it was midnight, Nan would hear me banging around the kitchen, come downstairs in her robe, light up a cigarette, and keep me company. We'd chat about our day for about an hour while I ate, and it was our time together. I don't know if it's an English thing or what, but getting my Nan to say "I love you" was like pulling teeth. I came from a family where it was said often, and I was determined to teach her. So I would joke with her and grab her: "I'm not going to bed unless you say you love me back!" She would kind of mumble it, but I would insist she say it properly until she eventually caved in. I continued doing this whenever we parted ways, until eventually it became natural for her to say. ~ Derek Hough
I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke. ~ James Gandolfini
I was not born with English in my pocket. ~ Santosh Kalwar
The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you. ~ Bo Burnham
The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke. ~ Goldwin Smith
Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care. ~ Prince
When I'm writing columns, it's - all I'm thinking about is jokes, joke, joke, joke, setup, punch line, joke, joke, joke. And I really don't care where it goes. ~ Dave Barry
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down. ~ Manfred Von Richthofen
I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. ~ Ryan Reynolds
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that. ~ Kyle Kinane
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. ~ Chelsea Handler
The English press, are so nosy, and the English seem to love that eavesdropping. ~ Michael Hutchence
She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with 'It's a metaphor for desire. ~ Chloe Seager
I was an English major, so I love discussing possibilities and alternate theories. ~ William Mapother
The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes. ~ Thomas Beecham
I'm into books - I love literature, so I toyed with the idea of being an English teacher. I had a fantastic English teacher at school. I think great English teachers make the world go round. ~ Taron Egerton
There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke. ~ Adam McKay
You speak English beautifully, which means you can't be English. ~ Robert Aickman
I hope you outlive me so I never have to know what life is like without you. ~ C.J. English
I was getting what I had always wanted, him wanting me. ~ C.J. English
I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term. ~ Scott Walker
'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke. ~ Alison Brie
He didn't take any of my shit. I needed that. ~ C.J. English
I'd love to be able to do a really good English movie. ~ Mitch Hewer
She probably thought I was making a dumb joke, but sometimes history sounded like a dumb joke. History was either a dumb joke or a cruel joke. ~ Alan DeNiro
When I'm studying English I love to watch 'Friends' or 'Nikita.' ~ Liu Wen
I love English, though I now call it 'Anglo- American' because we no longer speak British English due to globalization and America's economic power. ~ Maurice Druon
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.' ~ Paul Feig
I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language. ~ Dan Fogelberg
One thing I love about being back is English rain. Looking out of the window now, it's raining, and the sky is dark; I love it. To me, those are reassuringly English things. I love it when it rains. ~ Kate Winslet
People are always saying, English, English, English rose, and I just feel so completely different. ~ Kristin Scott Thomas
We made love... and sushi. ~ C.J. English
There must be a Joke Monastery up here – and Joke Monks.' He explained : 'You see, they think the world was created as a joke, so everyone should give thanks by having a good laugh. ~ Terry Pratchett
My fitness trainer's English, my physio's English, some of my friends are English. I don't have a problem with English people at all. ~ Andy Murray
With the English, nothing could save him from being the eternal outsider, not even love. ~ D.H. Lawrence
When the album was done I loved it. It was a mixture of electric and acoustic solo performances with dubs. I called it Le Noise, after Dan. It was a French Canadian joke, a very English was of saying Lanois. I was doing a show that introduced a lot of the songs, and things were going great. I was very happy. ~ Neil Young
Spices are very hot, very hip. I love spices. I've always loved the Mediterranean flavors. ~ Todd English
I have a true love for the old style of Catskill comic. There's a joy in discovering a bad joke ... and then there's the joy of delivering it like, 'Isn't this a hacky joke?' ~ Andy Kindler
And I think because of the passion of every English player and every English supporter, and every English journalist for the game, most of the game is played with passion, love for football and instinct, but in football you also have to think. ~ Jose Mourinho
What we know is that Shakespeare wrote perhaps the most remarkable body of passionate love poetry in the English language to a young man. ~ Stephen Greenblatt
I love England and I love English culture, particularly English pop culture. ~ Zach Galligan
There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' ~ Joe Biden
She was a woman of combined beauty and quiet strength. No wonder he had fallen in love with her so many years ago. No wonder he was in love with her now.
And she would never know it. ~ Christy English
We sang 'Love Will Tear Us Apart' in full voice, in our native language, which was English tinged with sorrow and longing. ~ Mo Daviau
Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke. ~ Reggie Watts
Still, not to be English is hardly regarded as a fatal deficiency even by the English, though grave enough to warrant sympathy. ~ Beryl Markham
Fact.
Pisces is THE most wobbly sign of the Zodiac. ~ Mary English
There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I love Pinter. He's one of the funniest voices in English literature since Dickens. ~ Dylan Moran
The attitude of the English towards English history reminds one a good deal of the attitude of a Hollywood director towards love. ~ Margaret Halsey
A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own. ~ Paul Feig
A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't. ~ Brian Dunkleman
It is always a taut moment in a foreign country waiting to see if your English-speaking guide speaks English ... ~ Peg Bracken
Take my lock and use your key… only then will you unlock the w i l d e s t parts of me. ~ J.B. English
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. ~ Jimmy Carr
Some people, they just don't get a joke. ~ Glenn Frey
The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I've watched you every night since you started! And then I'd say, Ah! You're the one! ~ Tony Danza
You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone. ~ Lennon Parham
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same. ~ Ricky Gervais
English, unlike Arabic, was not a poetic language. English had been cobbled together by too many unknown parents, too many unsure users. English lacked the single word that differentiated an attacking lion from one at rest. Nor did English have the capacity to relay the succinct, linguistic separation of a maternal uncle from a paternal one. English was not a thoughtful language. ~ Aminah Mae Safi
I always thought of Levittown as a joke. ~ Bill Griffith
My children are English, and both of their mothers were English. ~ Salman Rushdie
I always thought of the English landscape as being English gardens. ~ Robert Wilson
I don't see much point in doing things for a pure joke. Every now and then you need a joke, but not so much as the people who spend all their lives constructing joke palaces think you do. ~ A.S. Byatt
English is no problem for me because I am actually English. My whole family are English; I was brought up listening to various forms of the English accent. ~ Guy Pearce
I went to an English school and was brought up in English. So I don't feel Czech. ~ Tom Stoppard
State: 'It's a pleasure to be here' and offer a cup of coffee. ~ Business English Magazine Poznań
Absolutely, there is a connection between food and love. I always say, when there's love in my heart or I'm feeling particularly good, the food comes out that much better. And so I think Valentine's Day is a special day. ~ Todd English
For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected. ~ Jules Barbey D'Aurevilly
And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he'll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that. ~ Will Advise
Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'
'He is making a joke, no,' Will said. 'But he likes to think he is making a joke, yes. ~ John Flanagan
The trouble with the English was that they were English: damn cold fish! - Living underwater most of the year, in days the colour of night! ~ Salman Rushdie
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. ~ Reba McEntire
The laws of cricket tell of the English love of compromise between a particular freedom and a general orderliness, or legality. ~ Neville Cardus
English, no longer, an English language, now grows from many roots. ~ Salman Rushdie
John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! ~ Bertrand Russell
Wolsey and Henry VIII, it has to be said, were not exceptional in their love of the table. The English of Tudor times had a reputation throughout Europe for gluttony. Indeed, overeating was regarded as the English vice in the same way that lust was the French one and drunkenness that of the Germans (although looking at the amount of alcohol consumed in England, I expect the English probably ran a close second to the Germans). ~ Clarissa Dickson Wright
American English is the greatest influence of English everywhere. ~ Robert Burchfield
So many of the bands that influenced me growing up were English, even if I didn't realise it. English pop ruled the world in the '80s! ~ CeeLo Green
British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. ~ Morrissey
Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching. ~ Baltasar Gracian
I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores. ~ John King
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. ~ Karl Pilkington
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? ~ Steven Wright
I'm keen on making English language movies. English is still the global language and we can't change that. ~ Bruno Zheng Wu
It was a joke, but centuries of distrust and fear lay behind it. Soon somebody would say something that was sharper and harder, but it would still be a joke. And then there would be a remark like a punch in the gut, but made as a joke. And then they would detain her if she tried to leave, and nobody would stop them because it was all only a joke... ~ Frances Hardinge
People say my music is English. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's not me writing English music, but that English music is becoming more like me. ~ Harrison Birtwistle
My dear Boris, can you not take a joke?" "Was it a joke? ~ Agatha Christie
I understand English; I read and write English perfectly, but the accent won't go away. ~ Sofia Vergara
In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke. ~ Hermann Hesse
Joke in book:
You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception. ~ Elisabeth Naughton
My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs. ~ Richard Marx
I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me ... anecdotes. But never a joke. ~ Lucille Ball
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. ~ Oliver Herford
Frieda, you despise English music. You know you do. And English art. And English literature, except Shakespeare, and he's a German. ~ E. M. Forster
American English is essentially English after having been wiped off with a dirty sponge. ~ J.R.R. Tolkien
It was a sweet view-sweet to the eye and the mind. English verdure, English culture, English comfort, seen under a sun bright, without being oppressive. ~ Jane Austen
In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again. ~ Graham Chapman
If life is a joke, let us play it. ~ Santosh Kalwar
Story telling is joke telling. ~ Andrew Stanton
A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs. ~ Michael Crawford