Edlund Electric Can Opener Quotes

Relentless Savage is a great read! Dave Edlund's writing is on par with Clive Cussler and David Baldacci. Can't wait for the next one! ~ Dave Edlund

Not baked goods! BAKED BADS!!!!"
--The Tick ~ Ben Edlund

People who exercised about three to six hours prior to sleep slept better. No exercise, no improved sleep. ~ Matthew Edlund

Think of every character as a main character. They believe they're the main characters in their stories. No one should just be an obstacle. ~ Ben Edlund

I used to a play a role-playing game called Dungeons and Dragons, and that was about levels of experience; as you gained experience, you were able to deal with much greater and far more kind of global creatures. ~ Ben Edlund

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. ~ Red Skelton

On 'Supernatural,' you go to a location and another location, and every week they do amazing things up there. You have to kind of hit the ground running and really start to look to the core of the story you're trying to tell. ~ Ben Edlund

I've been very supportive of the Islanders. I'm at every home opener. ~ Kevin Connolly

I was interested in the electric guitar even before I knew the difference between electric and acoustic. The electric guitar seemed to be a totally fascinating plank of wood with knobs and switches on it. I just had to have one. ~ Jeff Beck

Yes, my grandfather worked with Thomas Edison on the electric car, and he sold electric cars at the 1900 World's Fair in Paris. ~ Al Jardine

When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see. ~ Anthony Liccione

I don't touch electric guitars. It's just not my thing - I stick with acoustic guitars only. ~ Dave Matthews

The sensations of dismemberment flow through the forceps like an electric current. ~ Warren Hern

What people don't realize is how much religion costs. They think faith is a big electric blanket, when of course it is the cross. ~ Flannery O'Connor

Whoever heard of an electric violin, electric cello or, for that matter, an electric singer? ~ Andres Segovia

Tesla is here to stay and keep fighting for the electric car revolution. ~ Elon Musk

My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Genius hath electric power; Which earth can never tame; Bright suns may scorch and dark clouds lower; Its flash is still the same. ~ Lydia M. Child

I predict that very shortly the old-fashioned incandescent lamp, having a filament heated to brightness by the passage of electric current through it, will entirely disappear. ~ Nikola Tesla

My dad was vehemently opposed to electric guitars. He did not look on that kind of music as legitimate in any way. ~ Dan Fogelberg

He who finds joy within himself discovers that his body is charged with electric current, life energy, not from food but from God. ~ Paramahansa Yogananda

I compare the Twist to the electric light, The Twist is me, and I'm it. I'm the electric light. ~ Chubby Checker

The electric light is pure information. It is a medium without a message ~ Marshall McLuhan

I probably wouldn't be a good spokesman for an electric car, because I'll still get on a private jet, and one flight on a private jet undoes all my electric-car good deeds. ~ George Clooney

(You wouldn't believe how many people will hang up a picture of an electric chair? especially if it matches the color of their curtains. ~ Andy Warhol

One of the chief peculiarities of this treatise is the doctrine that the true electric current, on which the electromagnetic phenomena depend, is not the same thing as the current of conduction, but that the time-variation of the electric displacement must [also] be taken into account ... ~ James Clerk Maxwell

I'm glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That's cool. ~ Elon Musk

If I apply a magnetic pulse on salt water - that's your brains by the way - it'll generate electric currents, and the electric current in the brain can erase a migraine headache. ~ Robert Fischell

We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it! ~ Anne Sexton

There's a lot of levels of metanarrative that I like to play with. That's why I like the Ghostfacers, because we actually managed to come back off the strike with an episode that claimed that the CW wasn't able to get an episode of Supernatural done fast enough. So the prelude to 'Ghostfacers!' is the Ghostfacers going, 'Yeah, those fat-cat writers, we've got a show that's better than that bullshit anyway.' I mean, that's pretty cool in the world of metanarrative, which is, I have to admit, one of my abiding passions. ~ Ben Edlund

Like an electric tea-kettle, pornography comes to a boil very fast. ~ Mason Cooley

The time is right for electric cars - in fact the time is critical. ~ Carlos Ghosn

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself. ~ Woody Allen

What's amazing to me? General Electric has a bigger budget for - special interest budget than all of the oil companies combined, and yet nobody says anything. ~ Glenn Beck

I sing the body electric. ~ Walt Whitman

If the person who can effectively sanction ill-conceived wars can play the electric guitar, which is a symbol of rebellion, then that whole worldview becomes confused. ~ Steve Coogan

I'll tell you who doesn't have any personal responsibility. Companies like General Electric and others who pay absolutely no income tax. ~ Michael Moore

As much as I love acoustic Neil Young - and I do deeply - I may be more passionate about the electric. Luckily it's not a contest, and we never have to make that choice. But Neil Young on an electric guitar - I feel like I've never seen or heard anything like it. ~ Jonathan Demme

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. ~ Michael Bamberger

The ideology of hardness and cruelty runs through American culture like an electric current ... ~ Henry Giroux

My mother was electric onstage, and I vividly recall the extraordinary power she had over her audiences. ~ Lorna Luft

If I were a 13-year-old and I wanted to create subversive art, I wouldn't go out and buy an electric guitar. I'd get myself a personal computer. ~ Thomas Dolby

I'd say we're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. ~ Robert Fanney

Strats are my favorite electric guitars, and I've got quite a collection. ~ Dan Fogelberg

Bloomberg's $50 million is not going to revolutionize the electric power industry. But his willingness to fight is already inspiring others to see Big Coal differently. ~ Jeff Goodell

Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the world's machinery without the need of coal, oil, gas, or any other of the common fuels. ~ Nikola Tesla

Production goes up and up because high pressure advertising and salesmanship constantly create new needs that must be satisfied: this is Admass- a consumer's race with donkeys chasing an electric carrot. ~ J.B. Priestley

Neither Elizabeth or I are keen to do a real-life couple on the screen. It's not very electric. ~ Hugh Grant

Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. ~ Billy Joel

I've just been recording mostly acoustic stuff, drums, and sax, and electric guitar. I'm just still writing songs and what not. ~ Phillip Phillips

I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish. ~ Edith Sitwell

If I give you a forty five percent chance at lethal injection, a fifty percent chance at the electric chair, and a five percent chance for escape which are you going to vote for? The electric chair, because youre likely to win? ~ Michael Badnarik

Remember that a man, a true man, never hates. His rages and his bad moods never last beyond the present moment-like electric shocks. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Technology was something I avoided when I started out - I didn't even have electric guitars. Only played acoustic. ~ Beck

Capital punishment, that thing scares me, it really does. I was talking to my friend about the electric chair, and he starts freakin' out. He's like 'the electric chair? That's too good for these people. That's too good for them'. Alright, how do we make the electric chair worse? How about this? They have to pedal a car battery to their own head. Is that ok? Is that enough, Mr. Hitler? ~ Dave Attell

For the first time in 15 years, Georgia this winter has its electric power guaranteed without deficit. This is a historic achievement. ~ Mikheil Saakashvili

No grant of feudal privilege has ever equaled, for effortless return, that of the grandparent who bought and endowed his descendants with a thousand shares of General Motors or General Electric. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

The Music was like Electric Sugar ~ Tom Waits

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!. ~ Bill Hicks

The opener is always very difficult every single year. It Really doesn't matter whom you play. The opener is difficult because you've got more time to prepare for one game than you do any game the rest of the year because you've got all spring, all summer to prepare for this opponent. ~ Dabo Swinney

I gotta go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan. ~ Octavia Spencer

I went to electric razors so I would not have to look at myself in the morning. ~ Mario Cuomo

Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times. ~ Napoleon Hill

At the end of '69 I did a gig with Jean Luc Ponty here in L.A. He was an electric violinist. ~ George Duke

I left the Middle West for Schenectady because the General Electric Company offered me a more congenial, better paying job than did anyone else. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

We should do another 10 Bad Boys movies. I could come in in one of those electric wheelchairs, like Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove, just shouting away. ~ Joe Pantoliano

I'm really into, like, electric pop music and dubstep, things like that. ~ Chandler Riggs

Once I picked up an electric guitar, I lost interest in piano, and I just wanted to rock. I studied piano for so long, I got burned out on it. ~ Juliana Hatfield

A mobile is an abstract sculpture made chiefly out of sheet metal, steel rods, wire and wood. Some or all of these elements move, propelled by electric motors, wind, water or by hand. ~ Alexander Calder

One has the feeling of enormous safety. You don't have the torque from the propeller. You have no noise; it's almost like little electric motors humming inside, and you feel sort of safe. ~ Erich Warsitz

I am fascinated to hear of the impact that ESOPs have had on work-force morale in corporations of all sizes such as Sears Roebuck, Potomac Electric Power, Lowe's Companies and the Dow Chemical Company. ~ Robert S. Strauss

Being 16 years old and getting an electric guitar is never going to get old. There's always going to be kids making music. There's always going to be kids in bands. ~ Dan Auerbach

An Egyptian medical scroll dating back at least 1,500 years BCE recommended treating migraines by using an electric catfish. In other cultures, electric eels were wrapped around a migraineur's head to ease the pain. ~ Carolyn Bernstein

When individuals approach one another with deep purposes on both sides they seldom come at once to the matter which they have most at heart. They dread the electric shock of a too sudden contact with it. ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne

I've made my own music, and the way I've always described it is Peggy Lee with an electric guitar, or Billie Holiday with some PJ Harvey in there. ~ Evan Rachel Wood

She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine. ~ Elton John

If I had a robot friend, he or she would be electric. ~ Kat Dennings

Electric cars are coal-powered cars. Their carbon emissions can be worse than gasoline-powered cars. ~ Vinod Khosla

When Elvis came out on stage, it became electric. And the way people responded to him was such that, you know, I never saw that kind of response toward any other performer. ~ Linda Thompson

If you look at firms like General Electric or other large companies, they don't just do one thing; they do many different things to generate sources of revenue. ~ Jan Koum

Behind my eyelids, I saw him dancing in spirals of coloured light, emerald, blue, and brilliant purple, enfolding him like the wings of an electric angel. ~ Alexis Hall

I do have electric guitars, because I've always believed, especially when I'm working in the studio with other bands as producer, that there should be a really nice Strat around. ~ Nick Mason

If the 'self-life' is supreme, Satan does not have to be invited in. The lines are already set for the 'electric' current to flow. Satan is master of ceremonies, though he be apparently non-existent. ~ F. Huegel

America needs to be able to be energy-independent, and the electric vehicle, the battery technology is one way of getting there. ~ Jennifer Granholm

I've actually made a prediction that within 30 years a majority of new cars made in the United States will be electric. And I don't mean hybrid, I mean fully electric. ~ Elon Musk

We be light, we be life, we be fire! We sing electric flame, we rumble underground wind, we dance heaven! Come be we and be free! ~ Kate Griffin

I wonder if I could make an electric bass. ~ Leo Fender

I even played bass for a while. Besides playing electric guitar, I'd also get asked to play some acoustic stuff. But, since I didn't have an acoustic guitar at the time, I used to borrow one from a friend so I could play folk joints. ~ Mark Knopfler

Everybody recognizes that if you can make very efficient electric motors, you can make a quantum leap forward. ~ James Dyson

To speak, therefore, of an electric current in the nerves, is to use quite as symbolic an expression as if we compared the action of the nervous principle with light or magnetism. ~ Johannes P. Muller

It is easy to be liked when the world has no jagged edges, when life is electric blankets and peach ice cream. But to be beloved, a man needs a dragon. ~ Rick Bragg

Each metal has a certain power, which is different from metal to metal, of setting the electric fluid in motion ... ~ Alessandro Volta

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. ~ Lenny Bruce

The more I see of democracy the more I dislike it. It just brings everything down to the mere vulgar level of wages and prices, electric light and water closets, and nothing else. ~ D.H. Lawrence

The Holy Spirit's motivation is always the same thing -to charge the word with heaven's own electric power. ~ Reinhard Bonnke

And our lips. There isn't enough skin, enough spit, enough time, for the lost years that our lips are trying to make up for as they find each other. We kiss. The electric current switches to high. The lights throughout all of Brooklyn must be surging. ~ Gayle Forman

I do the protest stuff. I do country and western. I play both acoustic and electric guitar in a lot of different styles, from loud, psychedelic stuff to quiet finger-picking. ~ Eugene Chadbourne

I've always thought that Boathouse Row looked best at night, when hundreds of electric lights outline the shape of each building, truning them into fantastic postcard themes. I knew, however, from many visits to Boathouse Row, that at the same time, armies of rats were holding maneuvers in the basements. ~ Brad Alan Lewis

What a thrill that will be if I have to die in the electric chair. It will be the supreme thrill. The only one I haven't tried. ~ Albert Fish