Ebbie Calvin Nuke Laloosh Quotes

Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya. ~ Ozzy Osbourne

Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke. ~ Sarah Palin

True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self. ~ John Calvin

Indeed, men who have either quaffed or even tasted the liberal arts penetrate with their aid far more deeply
into the secrets of the divine wisdom." - John Calvin ~ John Calvin

It is not necessary that faith and repentance should always precede baptism. They are only required from those whose age makes them capable of both. It will be sufficient, then, if, after infants have grown up, they exhibit the power of their baptism. - John Calvin ~ John Calvin

Whether it is an accident, terrorism or irresponsible push of a nuke button, we all know, the result is devastating. How to prevent nuclear explosions on earth? This is the most crucial political, moral, social, technical and spiritual question of our time. ~ Amit Ray

Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.' You think she realizes that nuking Russia might not be good for someone who can see Russia from her house? ~ Bill Maher

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. ~ Bill Watterson

because life is not stable except by faith. Let ~ John Calvin

Natural reason can never guide men to Christ. Even ~ John Calvin

The nation which forgets it defenders will be itself forgotten. ~ Calvin Coolidge

The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten. ~ Calvin Coolidge

Nordics deteriorate when mixed with other races. ~ Calvin Coolidge

I've met people who didn't even know there was a Calvin Klein; they thought it was just the name of a product. ~ Calvin Klein

For every family of the pious ought to be a church. ~ John Calvin

Without the Word, there is nothing left for us but darkness. ~ John Calvin

Jesus always quickens artistic and literary imagination. ~ Calvin Miller

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work. ~ Calvin Trillin

Holding firmly to the principle that true religion is founded upon obedience. Unless ~ John Calvin

Hence the unskilful rashly infer, that man did not sin by free choice. ~ John Calvin

If God does nothing random, there must always be something to learn. ~ John Calvin

All other comforts are temporary and illusory unless we depend wholly upon Christ. Therefore ~ John Calvin

[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.]
Susie: Hello?
Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like to come over and play.
Susie: Why, sure! Boy, I don't think you've ever invited me to ...
Calvin's Mom: Calvin, what are you doing?
Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away.
Calvin's Mom: You're contagious! You can't have anyone over to play!
Calvin: Shhhh! Shhhh! You'll spoil the whole thing! I was going to trick Susie into catching ... HEY! OW! LET GO!
Susie: [Hanging up the phone] Any chance of getting transferred, Dad? ~ Bill Watterson

There is no inconsistency when God raises up those who have fallen prostrate. ~ John Calvin

But Scripture praises everywhere his pure and unmixed mercy, which does away with all merit. ~ John Calvin

BThere is, indeed, nothing that man's nature seeks more eagerly than to be flattered. ~ John Calvin

Oh, man," says Dum. "That would have been so awesome. Can you imagine? Boom!" He mimes a mushroom cloud. "Moo!"
Dee gives him a long-suffering look. "You´re such a child. You can´t just waste a nuke like that. You gotta figure out a way to control the trajectory so that when the bomb goes off, it shoots the radioactive cows into your enemies. ~ Susan Ee

Childhood is short and maturity is forever. ~ Calvin

Christ, therefore, died for our sins, in order to redeem or separate us from the world. ~ John Calvin

The third question, "What do they know about God?" has for its answer, "Pretty much nothing. ~ Calvin Miller

We both felt that the chief virtue of an interpreter consists in clarity combined with brevity. And ~ John Calvin

Never lose the awe and wonder of having a personal God get personally involved in your life. ~ Calvin Miller

Therefore, as Paul testifies, election, which is the cause of good works, does not depend upon men. ~ John Calvin

God neither wills nor decrees anything without having long before directed it to its proper end. People ~ John Calvin

They who strive to build up a firm faith in Scripture through disputation are doing things backwards. ~ John Calvin

I begin with three features of Calvin's thought that highlight the preeminence of the church in his theology. First, Calvin asserted the right of the church to regulate its own discipline and government ... Second, Calvin had a high view of the ministry of word and sacrament in the church ... Third, Calvin in accord with his doctrine of the two kingdoms, identified the church alone with the spiritual kingdom of Christ ~ David VanDrunen

It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"!
(Institutio III.2.3) ~ John Calvin

Give what is absolutely free, because he sees nothing in us that can be a ground of salvation. ~ John Calvin

[God] does not bind the ancient folk to outward doctrine as if they were learning their ABC's. ~ John Calvin

when God opens his mouth to us, he should not find our hearts closed and shut firmly against him. _________________________________________________________________ ~ John Calvin

Peace is not to be purchased by the sacrifice of truth. ~ John Calvin

People read things into my commercials that don't even exist. ~ Calvin Klein

Audience analysis is also the most formidable work of the local pastor. ~ Calvin Miller

My heart I give you, Lord, eagerly and entirely. ~ John Calvin

I do not choose to run for President in 1928. ~ Calvin Coolidge

It takes a great man to be a good listener. ~ Calvin Coolidge

Long Island is the single most segregated suburban area in the United States. ~ Calvin Trillin

Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong. ~ Calvin Coolidge

The best of sermons have never been a belch of information or piety. ~ Calvin Miller

A book is like the beauty of a true love, timeless. ~ Calvin Alexander

The country is not in good condition. ~ Calvin Coolidge

Secondly, [man] should weigh his abilities-or rather lack of abilities. ~ John Calvin

Prosperity inebriates men, so that they take delights in their own merits. ~ John Calvin

It seems impossible that any man could adequately describe his mother. I cannot describe mine. ~ Calvin Coolidge

We are nowhere forbidden to laugh. ~ John Calvin

For he contrasts shadows with revelation, and absence with manifestation. ~ John Calvin

I don't think about my fame very much. ~ Calvin Klein

The Human heart is an idol factory. ~ John Calvin

While I do see lots of repetitious writing among authors, that does not apply to all, and certainly not to me. Average minds think alike, but unique minds do not. ~ Calvin W. Allison

Beware, O earth, the prophet who claims to know the time but never wears a watch. ~ Calvin Miller

The Business of Our Firm is Business"
-Donald W. Hudspeth from:
"The Business of America is Business"
-Calvin Coolidge ~ Calvin Coolidge

Day by day nothing ever seems to change, but in the end everything is different. ~ Calvin & Hobbes

Look well to the hearthstone; therein all hope for America lies. ~ Calvin Coolidge

We are in no position to rely upon God's promises unless we obey his commandments. Now, ~ John Calvin

All the arts come from God and are to be respected as divine inventions ~ John Calvin

Let us know, therefore, that when we have departed from Christ, nothing remains for us but death. ~ John Calvin

I don't trust a lot of journalists. ~ Calvin Klein

Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. ~ Calvin Coolidge

Anytime our sermons become confessional, they become more powerful. ~ Calvin Miller

No one truly belongs to the church and is counted among God's children, unless he first becomes a new man. This ~ John Calvin

All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work. ~ Calvin Coolidge

It is hypocrisy alone that leads men to be careless about themselves, [240] and haughtily to despise others. ~ John Calvin

Whoever the Lord has adopted ought to prepare themselves for hard, toilsome and unquiet living. ~ John Calvin

By piety I mean that union of reverence and love to God which the knowledge of his benefits inspires. ~ John Calvin

If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come
'Lincolnesque' just means tall? ~ Calvin Trillin

Business will be either better or worse. ~ Calvin Coolidge

Faith rests not on ignorance, but on knowledge. ~ John Calvin

Those are parallel! Leave me alone! ~ Calvin Milled

There would be no communion between him and us if he did not first come to us with his grace. ~ John Calvin

If everything proceeded according to their wishes, they would not understand what it means to follow God. ~ John Calvin

All those who storm heaven like giants, without Christ's help, are deprived of any right knowledge of God. Anyone, ~ John Calvin

For we never have naked and empty symbols, except when our ingratitude and wickedness hinder the working of divine beneficence. ~ John Calvin

Where the teaching is corrupt or is despised, there is no religion approved by God. ~ John Calvin

What we need is not more Federal government, but better local government. ~ Calvin Coolidge

our feelings are signals that can provide us with the information we need to take care of ourselves appropriately ~ Calvin D. Banyan

But Christ offered himself as a sacrifice for men's eternal redemption and he alone officiated in that priestly act. He ~ John Calvin

Civilization and profits go hand in hand ~ Calvin Coolidge

Change always starts with a girl, ~ Kathy Calvin

Baseball is our national game. ~ Calvin Coolidge

When the Bible speaks, God speaks. ~ John Calvin

For Nazareth was ordained to be Christ's home, so that he might bear the name of Nazarene which was rightly his. ~ John Calvin

Nobody seriously believes the universe was made by God without being persuaded that He takes care of His works. ~ John Calvin

the Holy City shall not be moved from its place because God dwells in it and is always ready to bring it help. ~ John Calvin

we shall find that the reason why we doubt of God's promises is, because we sinfully detract from his power. ~ John Calvin

Undoubtedly the dress of a virtuous and godly woman must differ from that of a strumpet. ~ John Calvin

Freedom is not only bought with a great price; it is maintained by unremitting effort. ~ Calvin Coolidge

Prayers will never reach God unless they are founded on free mercy. ~ John Calvin

If God were not to test us, there would be no patience. ~ John Calvin

We cannot make believers. Believers make themselves by voluntarily coming to faith, one at a time. ~ Calvin Miller

All worship is unclean and wicked unless purified by the sprinkling of the blood of Christ. ~ John Calvin