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I believe I've met your grandfather, the Bloody Butcher of Odar." "That's correct." "I remember now. A delightful man, wonderfully dry sense of humor." Arland blinked. "My grandfather has been called many names in his lifetime. Delightful was not one of them. He remembers you also. You tried to poison him." Caldenia waved her fingers. "I've tried to poison everyone at one time or another. Don't take it personally. ~ Ilona Andrews
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Ilona Andrews
I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor. ~ Katie Price
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Katie Price
What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am ... a dry sense of humor. ~ Bob Newhart
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Bob Newhart
In every interview, when they would ask me who should be a judge, I would always say Harry Connick, Jr., so I think I had something to do with him becoming a judge! He has a blunt, dry sense of humor. You never know if he's joking or not, and I think that's going to catch a lot of people by surprise. ~ Candice Glover
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Candice Glover
I think American guys tend to be a bit more forward, a bit more chatty and open than the Brits. The Brits seem to have a darker sense of humor, though I have met some Americans who have adopted bits of the British dry sense of humor as well. ~ Hayley Atwell
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Hayley Atwell
I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way. ~ Michael Buble
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Michael Buble
Joey, like an idiot, began clucking and calling to the calf, which only startled it into motion, and it raced off to join its parents.
"Moron," said Avani in a low voice.
"Oh, come on. What's the matter, Canada, did they confiscate your sense of humor at the airport? ~ Jessica Khoury
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Jessica Khoury
Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it. ~ Charles Grodin
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Charles Grodin
I agree, Dad. I was just explaining to the woman why we don't look anything alike and why you would have been younger than me when I was born. It doesn't mean I don't love you 'cause you know I do. Make one snotty comment in anger when you're twelve years old going through puberty and getting grounded, and you pay for it for the rest of your life. Parents ain't got no sense of humor. (Omari) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor. ~ Richard Bach
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Richard Bach
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. ~ Jacob Riis
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Jacob Riis
So what were your favorite subjects in school?"
"School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space to think about it. "Probably math. It always made sense. Unlike English, economics, and girls."
"And exactly how do you plan on taking over the free world if you don't understand economics?"
"I'll hire advisers. I'll hire you, in fact."
"Okay. Let me know when your army of junior high zombies is ready. ~ Janette Rallison
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Janette Rallison
The creature took one look at me screaming, got a panicked expression on its face, and started hollering too. "Aaaaahhhhhh!!!"

My scream petered out as I realized that this thing was as scared of me as I was of it. But that didn't make a whole lot of sense, since it was the creature, not me.

"What are you screaming for?" I asked.

"What are you screaming for?" he asked back.

"I asked you first."

The thing sniffed while dusting some imaginary lint off its jacket. "I was being polite."

"Polite?"

"Yes. I didn't want you to feel bad about being scared and screaming like a little human girl. ~ Elle Casey
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Elle Casey
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. ~ Andrea Fay Friedman
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Andrea Fay Friedman
What people get admired and appreciated for in community are their soft skills: their sense of humor and timing, their ability to listen, their courage and honesty, their capacity for empathy. ~ M. Scott Peck
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by M. Scott Peck
Maybe Ciena was right. Maybe the Force was bringing them together, over and over. If so, Thane decided, the Force had a sick sense of humor. ~ Claudia Gray
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Claudia Gray
Read for yourselves, read for the sake of your inspiration, for the sweet turmoil in your lovely head. But also read against yourselves, read for questioning and impotence, for despair and erudition, read the dry sardonic remarks of cynical philosophers like Cioran or even Carl Schmitt, read newspapers, read those who despise, dismiss or simply ignore poetry and try to understand why they do it. Read your enemies, read those who reinforce your sense of what's evolving in poetry, and also read those whose darkness or malice or madness or greatness you can't understand because only in this way will you grow, outlive yourself, and become what you are. ~ Adam Zagajewski
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Adam Zagajewski
Finding any semblance of unity would require extraordinary pattern-recognition skills, a keen imagination, and a hearty sense of humor ~ Paul Halpern
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Paul Halpern
One loses everything when one loses one's sense of humor. ~ Ayn Rand
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Ayn Rand
She's using you to get to me," Hi said confidently. "Both of them. They've caught Hiram fever."
I nodded. "Of course. It all makes sense now. ~ Kathy Reichs
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Kathy Reichs
I have a dark sense of humor, so I definitely like to work on stuff like that. I do enjoy working in comedies where I can create a fun and broad character. ~ Fiona Gubelmann
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Fiona Gubelmann
You are more than likely thinking by now that all of this sounds somewhat fanciful, perhaps over the top, all too complicated and even perhaps at times chaotic. It may seem so at first glance, but life here is a complex and intriguing happening, with never a dull moment to be had. And why should it not be so? "Death" as you have named it, is not the end of life. It is to us a birth back here once again to our side, to our true home. So it is a rebirth in a sense. ~ Natasha Rendell
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Natasha Rendell
He came in. "Yes, Miss Marshall?"
He looked ... so innocent. Stephen was good at looking innocent; a necessary skill for a man who had a dreadfully mischievous sense of humor. ~ Courtney Milan
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Courtney Milan
With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things. ~ His Holiness Divas
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by His Holiness Divas
Forgive me for speaking frankly, but after the past quarter-hour's conversation, I am unconvinced that any of you possess the sense or sensitivity to impart the news in any respectful fashion - Amelia ~ Tessa Dare
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Tessa Dare
We are designed to feel that the next great goal will bring bliss, and the bliss is designed to evaporate shortly after we get there. Natural selection has a malicious sense of humor; it leads us along with a series of promises and then keeps saying "Just kidding. ~ Robert Wright
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Robert Wright
A demigod?" I repeated like I'd just learned to speak a few seconds ago. "A real, live demigod?"

"Opposed to a fake, dead one?" He chuckled, proud of himself, and then sighed when my eyes narrowed on him. "You used to have a sense of humor, Seth. ~ Jennifer L. Armentrout
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
The soul is not a physical entity, but instead refers to everything about us that is not physical - our values, memories, identity, sense of humor. Since the soul represents the parts of the human being that are not physical, it cannot get sick, it cannot die, it cannot disappear. In short, the soul is immortal. ~ Harold S. Kushner
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Harold S. Kushner
I think bands, when they're on the road, they keep their sanity by developing an internal sense of humor. ~ Ric Ocasek
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Ric Ocasek
The butterflies were performing circus tricks now, flying through hoops of fire. Lexi had read about infatuation once. Some writer had doused the romantic notion of winged insects. He'd said the funny feeling was simply the motion of common sense fleeing the body. It made more sense, in a world where few things did. Lexi smiled, reveling in the feeling. ~ Angela Panayotopulos
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Angela Panayotopulos
Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor. ~ Tab Hunter
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Tab Hunter
He would be atleast sixteen-old enough to have a driver's licence- and he would have crinkles around his eyes that showed he had a sense of humor and he would be tall, the kind of boy all the other girls would like to date ~ Beverly Cleary
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Beverly Cleary
I made decaf," he said. "Caffeine isn't good for you."
"Thank you, Mama Lane."
He made a face at her. "Tate and I used to share everything. Let him go off in a snit. I'll share his baby. If he doesn't come back, I'll appropriate it, and you."
"That's one area where all your commando skills will fail, dear man," she said affectionately. "I like you very much, and you can be baby's godfather. But I'm raising this child myself."
"Godfather." He was savoring the word when the toast popped up.
"Bad choice of words," she murmured. "I wouldn't want to give you any bad ideas. I don't want my child outfitted in a fedora and a machine gun."
"Commando godfathers are a different breed."
"Black bags and camo gear aren't much better," she informed him.
"Spoilsport. Where's your sense of adventure?"
"Hanging in the shower trying to dry out. ~ Diana Palmer
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Diana Palmer
There are times for all of us when all the laughter seems to be gone, but we should not permit these periods to last too long. When we've lost our sense of humor, there isn't very much left. We become ridiculous. We must then go to war against the whole world, and that's a war we cannot win. ~ Earl Nightingale
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Earl Nightingale
Cannot possibly know who you are, you imagine that she is suspicious of all young people-as a matter of principle- and therefore what she sees when she looks at you is not you as yourself but you as yet one more querrilla fighter in the war against authority, an unruly insurrectionist who has no business barging into the sanctum of her library and asking for work. Such are the times you live in,the times you both live in. She instructs you to put the cards in order, and you can sense how deeply she wants you to fail, how happy it will make her to reject your application, and because you want the job just as much as she doesn't want you to have it, you make sure that you don't fail. ~ Paul Auster
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Paul Auster
Hamish Alexander stood on Benjamin the Great's flag deck with his hands clasped behind him and tried very hard not to feel a sense of godlike power. ~ David Weber
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by David Weber
Keep your sense of humor. There is a 50-50 chance the world can be saved. You- yes you- might be the grain of sand that tips the scales the right way. ~ Pete Seeger
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Pete Seeger
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. ~ Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Listen, you machine," he said, "you claim you can synthesize any drink in existence, so why do you keep giving me the same undrinkable stuff?"
"Nutrition and pleasurable sense data," burbled the machine. "Share and Enjoy."
"It tastes filthy!"
"If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink," continued the machine, "why not share it with your friends?"
"Because," said Arthur tartly, "I want to keep them. Will you try to comprehend what I'm telling you? That drink …"
"That drink," said the machine sweetly, "was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure."
"Ah," said Arthur, "so I'm a masochist on a diet am I?"
"Share and Enjoy."
"Oh, shut up. ~ Douglas Adams
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Douglas Adams
That's the great thing about a sense of humor and a sex drive, you can't wait to share it with everybody else. ~ Dolly Parton
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Dolly Parton
My morning schedule saw me first in Cannan's office, conferring with my advisor, but our meeting was interrupted within minutes by Narian, who entered without knocking and whose eyes were colder than I had seen them in a long time.
"I thought you intended to control them," he stated, walking toward the captain's desk and standing directly beside the chair in which I sat."
He slammed a lengthy piece of parchment down on the wood surface, an unusual amount of tension in his movements. I glanced toward the open door and caught sight of Rava. She stood with one hand resting against the frame, her calculating eyes evaluating the scene while she awaited orders.
Cannan's gaze went to the parchment, but he did not reach for it, scanning its contents from a distance. Then he looked at Narian, unruffled.
"I can think of a dozen or more men capable of this."
"But you know who is responsible."
Cannan sat back, assessing his opposition. "I don't know with certainty any more than you do. In the absence of definitive proof of guilt on behalf of my son and his friends, I suggest you and your fellows develop a sense of humor." Then the captain's tone changed, becoming more forbidding. "I can prevent an uprising, Narian. This, you'll have to get used to."
Not wanting to be in the dark, I snatched up the parchment in question. My mouth opened in shock and dismay as I silently read its contents, the men waiting for me to finish.
On this Thirtieth Day of Ma ~ Cayla Kluver
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Cayla Kluver
Prior to the age of telegraphy, the information-action ratio was sufficiently close so that most people had a sense of being able to control some of the contingencies in their lives. What people knew about had action-value. In the information world created by telegraphy, this sense of potency was lost, precisely because the whole world became context for news. Everything became everyone's business. For the first time, we were sent information which answered no question we had asked, and which, in any case, did not permit the right of reply. ~ Neil Postman
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Neil Postman
Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me that a sense of humor gets you through just about anything. ~ Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do. ~ Tommy Lee Jones
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Tommy Lee Jones
Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor. ~ Stephen Hawking
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Stephen Hawking
We English have perfect eyesight."
Alec finally turned to look at her. "Are you jesting with me, wife?"
"You decide, husband."
"Aye, you are," Alec answered. "I've already learned all about the English sense of humor."
"And what have you learned?"
"You don't have any. ~ Julie Garwood
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Julie Garwood
It takes something to get married: nerve, hope, a strong desire to make a certain statement - and it takes something to stay married: more hope, determination, a sense of humor, and needs that are best met by being in a pair. ~ Amy Bloom
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Amy Bloom
In a sense, all life is a prank. We are not who we appear to be and no one else is as they appear to be. So how can we handle that little mystery? This whole business about God – what's that all about? No one knows anything about that either. So we have people who are not as they appear to be, telling us about something that they have no idea about. We really are on our own here to try and figure it out. That's the real adventure of it. Some people are anxious to tell you what they know and have experienced. I'd rather hear from some people who admit to what they don't know and haven't experienced. They're much more interesting. ~ Art Hochberg
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Art Hochberg
All my life, I have taken satisfaction in finishing things in order that I may experience a sense of achievement, regardless of whether the thing was really worth achieving. ... Death, I suspect, will likely be unsatisfying because I will no longer be present to feel the achievement thereof. ~ Kathleen Rooney
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Kathleen Rooney
It has been observed
that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of
others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that
the nose is devoid of the sense of smell. ~ Ambrose Bierce
Dry Sense Of Humor quotes by Ambrose Bierce
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