Dont Fake A Relationship Quotes

In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. ~ Alonzo Bodden

Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship. ~ Sharon Stone

They say women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship. ~ Colin Falconer

Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake. Every comparison becomes impractical. This is why the impractical has become totally acceptable; impracticality almost seems cool. ~ Chuck Klosterman

Relationships dont always make sense. Especially from the outside ~ Sarah Dessen

Dont waste time to hate fake people, they dont deserve to be a part of your memory...chill n get boozed in the joy of having good 1s "Happy Friendship Day".. ~ -sarvesh

Mostly, I think people are fake. Well, what do you expect? The fake world we live in conspires to make us all fakes. ~ Benjamin Alire Saenz

I don't think fake people living in a fake house in a fake suburb are any less dismissible or believable than a fake psychic attending a fake school in a fake town. Nothing's inherently believable about any kind of fiction, because all of it's untrue. ~ Heidi Julavits

There will always be real friends and fake friends. It is difficult to distinguish the two because both will appear the same in the beginning but so different at the end. ~ Rita Zahara

I'm not pretending it's the real thing. We are living in a fake world; we are watching fake evening news. We are fighting a fake war. Our government is fake. But we find reality in this fake world. So our stories are the same; we are walking through fake scenes, but ourselves, as we walk through these scenes, are real. The situation is real, in the sense that it's a commitment, it's a true relationship. That's what I want to write about. ~ Haruki Murakami

They're not happy for you because they wish it was them. ~ Carlos Wallace

Out of all the things we fake we can never fake to be positive. ~ Pushpa Rana

Fake news engenders fake debates, and fake debates result in fake politics. It is a means to take the focus far away from the real problems that affect people. ~ Ravish Kumar

Only a Californian would have observed that it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell the real fake from the fake fake. ~ Ada Louise Huxtable

We never lose friends, fake ones are exposed. ~ Carlos Wallace

Only fake happiness comes with the compulsion to flaunt it. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Fake friends get mad when we don't pretend to like them. ~ Carlos Wallace

If you want to be my friend, I prefer honesty to fake praise. I was never one to run with the wolves. ~ Christina Strigas

A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. ~ Jamie Farrell

Eva: Do you understand how much time and work a relationship between us is going to take? Gideon
Gideon: but you're worth it and i want you bad enough, so i guess i dont have a choice dont I? ~ Sylvia Day

Anything that consoles is fake. ~ Iris Murdoch

Some fake happiness, some fake sadness and some fake an orgasm. ~ Dominic Riccitello

If, you fake me; indeed, I fake you back; it's called: Tit for tat. ~ Ehsan Sehgal

Im gonna be a pretender the rest of my life. Pretending i dont wish every girl i kiss isnt you. Pretending i dont wish every girl i sleep with isnt you. Im gonna have to pretend i dont wish my next relationship wont be with you. Pretend that i dont wish the girl i get engaged to isnt you. Pretend i dont wish the girl i marry isnt you. Pretend i dont wish the mother of my kids to be you. Pretend its not you i want to spend the rest of my life with. Everything will be a lie the rest of my life. Thats so hard to accept. ~ Michael A. Perez

The thing about Botox is that when you've had too much, you then have to fake reactions just to look human--and it's impossible to distinguish real fake reactions from fake fake reactions. ~ John Sandford

Dont regret what you dont have in life be greatful for what you have in life and dont miss what you dont have. ~ MINE

It is extremely difficult not to fake or overdo something on which you have just been complimented. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Fake happiness is the worst kind of sadness. ~ Dominic Riccitello

Without continuous encouragement, we may give up. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

I feel that we should always be a real friend, always, even to those who chose to be fake. Not because they are nice but because you are. ~ Rita Zahara

I try not to fake anything. ~ Jessica Chastain

When you see the genuine, you don't deal with the fakes anymore. ~ Nima Davani

The Earth orbits round tables. ~ Ljupka Cvetanova

Some of the most faked things are a signature, love, a smile, happiness, an orgasm, intelligence, and good skin. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In the end, everyone ends up faking, Some fake - Fake emotions as real, and some real emotions as fake. ~ Wordions

It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore. ~ Phil Mickelson

explosion n.
energetic disassembly

fake beef n.
1. restructured beef
2. textured meat alternative

fake cheese n.
cheese analog

fake crab meat n.
surimi-based crab analog

fake diamonds n.
real counterfeit diamonds

fake jewels n.
faux jewels

fake leather n.
genuine imitation leather ~ William D. Lutz

People love the facade of a perfection relationship because perfection seems alluring. What they don't realize is perfection is terrifying. ~ Dominic Riccitello

In our lives in a lot of ways it's all about fake. You've got people wanting things for fake reasons. ~ Billy Corgan

And you don't have to care, so don't pretend. Nobody needs a best fake friend. ~ James Bay

From all the fake happiness in the world my real sadness is more precious! ~ Avijeet Das

If I'm going to make a fake movie, it's going to be a fake hit. ~ Alan Arkin

Don't trust anything, motivations vary. ~ Maria Karvouni

I love fake people provided they are mannequins. ~ Pushpa Rana

If a teacher fails to teach justice to his student, the teacher is fake; if a judge fails to provide justice to his countrymen, the judge is fake; if a country fails to seek justice to its citizen, the country is fake. Who is fake? A raindrop remains pure until it doesn't fall on the earth ~ 'SON Of GOD' P.S.Jagadeesh Kumar

Some relationships are just a mere illusion! ~ Elena Ristic

But good girls dont do that, dont make a fuss, dont upset parents. and i was a good girl so i curled up on the floor and sobbed silently instead ~ Laura Jarratt

The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance. ~ Harry Houdini

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. ~ Carrie Fisher

Dont justify yourself to the person who dont trust n understand you......!!!!!! ~ Akshay Dalvi

Given all the stress and pressure, some people would fake it. They'd want to join the club, so they'd get together with another lonely person and stage a fake soul mate encounter. They'd marry, hide their relationship problems, and struggle to present a happy face to their friends and family. ~ Randall Munroe

You cannot fake chic but you can be chic and fake fur ~ Karl Lagerfeld

Don't fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it. ~ Amy Cuddy

Dont use relationship for ur own selfishness ~ Ikechukwu Joseph

We fake perfect so others don't have to experience any unpleasant realities, because their life is just as fake as ours. ~ Bryant McGill

It is a very honest world, our work. I think you cannot fake anything. ~ Luciano Pavarotti

He reminded me of the typical soap-opera star. His words were fake, his smile was fake, and his very presence affected me like nails on a chalkboard. ~ Jamie McGuire

Fake a smile. No one knows you're broken. ~ Demi Lovato

Atlanta is a city full of superficial fake video vixen women walking around with fake asses, fake hair, and breast. Makeup caked on their faces, and string from the tracks hanging in their weave. ~ Desiree M. Granger

I don't think that you can fake warmth. You can fake lust, jealousy, anger; those are all quite easy. But actual, genuine warmth? I don't think you can fake it. ~ Keira Knightley

You can tell you are a soccer girl if.
You dont mind falling in the mud
You dont care if you get tripped.
You get back up again when you get pushed.
You out run all the guys.
You dont care to get a little sweat and blood on you.
You dont care about getting kicked in the ankles a million times.
You dont care about people stepping on your toes with there cleats.
You dont care what your hair looks like after you play.
All your makeup is washed off!
If you are all those you are definitely a soccer player! :) ~ Anonymise

I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends. ~ Lauren Conrad

try to don't be killed and pray for healing, but be a killer and pray for forgiveness. ~ Marouane LAASSAFAR

I don't like Drake as a person. He's just fake to me. ~ Tyga

Hold on, and dont put us on hold ~ Timothy Joshua

DONT EVER BE AFRAID TO COME TO ME N CRY ... DONT EVER HESITATE TO LOOK ME N THE EYE DONT EVER BE AFRAID TO TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL. REMEMBAER YOUR MY GIRL N WE GOTTA KEEP IT REAL. ~ Nikki Giovanni

Fake is as old as the Eden tree. ~ Orson Welles

I am a middle-aged opera queen in loafers that makes out I am a 16 year old death metal skater ... It's all fake! My hair is fake, my body is fake and my teeth are kind of fake ~ Rick Owens

Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle - clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can't live your life like that, though. It's fake. ~ Gemma Ward

All humans are the same. It's pathetic when some denounce others for something the first also do. So mend your own business and stop intervening on others' business. ~ Maria Karvouni

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. ~ Douglas Coupland

Ignore negative criticisms, focus on positive thoughts. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

The greatest monster that there is: fake news media: torture with bullying, psychological warfare, spying and then using truthful misleading to complete their plot. The cheapest job ever. ~ Maria Karvouni

It is only when we no longer compulsively need someone that we can have a real relationship with them. ~ Anthony Storr

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. ~ William S. Burroughs

Anyway,' Sherm said quietly, 'people fake stuff all the time. ~ Rebecca Stead

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life. ~ Joseph Brodsky

Everyone have two faces, but mine are twins. ~ Felix Caussan

We don't have meetings unless absolutely necessary. ~ Caterina Fake

Im very clear that everyone in the world loves me. I just dont expect them to realize it yet. ~ Byron Katie

You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit. ~ Oscar Wilde

Once you can fake sincerity, you can fake anything. ~ Mary Jo Putney

From the age of 8, I learned that nothing in the entertainment industry is real. It's all fake. Your face, your clothes, what you say - it's all a fake. ~ Mike Lookinland

The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Personally and professionally one should not fake sincerity. ~ Kishore Banal

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. ~ Cesar Romero

Iyther you dont know nothing or you know too much it dont seam like theres any thing in be twean. ~ Russell Hoban

It is somehow painful when you can lay your life down for them, But they won't be there for you, Even when you need them the most - Goals Rider ~ Goals Rider

Fake friends drill holes under your boat and destroy your relationship that could otherwise have been great. They will pretend that they love you, yet they are secretly working overtime on your downfall. It's up to you to know and understand the real reasons why you keep certain people in your life. It's never too late to get rid of dead wood. ~ Itayi Garande

How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag? ~ Madi Brown

I'm not fake in any way. ~ Courteney Cox

And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy. ~ Will Rogers

If you love somebody then tell them how you feel dont be scared of their reaction or rejection life is too short. you should take a chance and if things dont work out as you plan dont worry cuz life moves on and true love will be waiting for you again. ~ Atul Purohit

Haters don't hate you, they hate themselves for not being more like you. ~ Clyde Lee Dennis

That which is created in a relationship can be fixed in a relationship. ~ Murray Bowen

Don't make anybody Use you,be smart , else Dont curse them when they chew u out and throw you,they were smart not you ~ Akshay

I don't know how people can fake whole relationships ... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like ~ Ziad K. Abdelnour

Trying to change someone to suit your desires is a setup for disappointment. ~ Carlos Wallace

Fake is not a word I like to use because there's nothing fake about what I do. It's a show, it's a predetermined outcome; we're putting on a television drama, action, comedy, whatever you want to call it - but it's not fake. Fake would be if I was just about to take a body slam, and my stuntman did it. Fake would be if I was going to take a chair shot to the head, and the chair was made of rubber. I'll tell the world that it's a show, but I hate the word fake. It's such an unfair term to us. ~ Chris Jericho

I had been the victim of fake news despite being the candidate of the genuine story ~ P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar