Despicable Me Minion Quotes

Even the most despicable person is still a human being. ~ Stellan Skarsgard

There is nothing in the programming field more despicable than an undocumented program ~ Edward Yourdon

It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money. ~ Frank Zappa

Despicable means used to achieve laudable goals render the goals themselves despicable. ~ Anton Chekhov

Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear. ~ Albert Camus

Failure is no shame - but not making the attempt is despicable. ~ Paula Gosling

You're absolutely right: Bob Grant is a racist, Bob Grant is a bigot, he's a despicable talk show host and I agree with that. ~ Alan Dershowitz

Nothing renders a nation so despicable as religious despotism. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

To hide behind a computer and an anonymous persona to spew hate at another person is despicable. ~ Heather Dubrow

Oh Man, Man. How despicable in slavery, how great when fired with the love of freedom! ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Savage, despicable evil. That's what we were fighting in Iraq. ~ Chris Kyle

Any conversations we hear about 'So who are Pearl Jam marketing to?' are despicable. ~ Eddie Vedder

I willingly took John Lennon's life. What I did was despicable. ~ Mark David Chapman

Those only are despicable who fear to be despised. ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Of all the scamps society knows, the traditional good fellow is the most despicable. ~ J.G. Holland

I try to find what makes even the worst, most despicable character sympathetic at his or her core. ~ Len Wein

How about you have a contest?" "What? For a name or a minion?" "Why not both? We'll setup a Hellbook fan page with pics of you doing superhero stuff and let the denizens of Hades choose your name. And at the same time, we'll put out word we're accepting applications to become your sidekick." "Minion, ~ Eve Langlais

Bobby Kennedy's conduct toward Lyndon Johnson was childish and despicable. As the years went on, he displayed nasty, self-pitying, and messianic qualities that would have made him a dangerously authoritarian president. ~ Thomas Mallon

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. ~ Francois Fenelon

There's so much hate in this world, but the most despicable are those who find themselves entitled to hate because of mass opinion. ~ Radhika Mundra

Additionally, any Human Rights Council reform that allows countries with despicable human rights records to remain as members, such as China and Saudi Arabia, is not real reform. ~ Michael McCaul

I know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than a man who devotes all the hours of the waking day to the making of money for money's sake. ~ John D. Rockefeller

How vile and despicable war seems to me! I would rather be hacked to pieces than take part in such an abominable business. ~ Albert Einstein

I guess there's nothing I don't like about Merlin, in this presentation. I love everything, even the things I find despicable and abhorrent in Merlin. They're actually a joy to ride on the tailcoats of. ~ Joseph Fiennes

Probably, violent things I've done when I was younger, was probably the most despicable thing that I've ever done. ~ ASAP Rocky

If it is necessary sometimes to lie to others, it is always despicable to lie to oneself. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

Naturally, it is a terrible, despicable crime when, as in Munich, people are taken hostage, people are killed. But probing the motives of those responsible and showing that they are also individuals with families and have their own story does not excuse what they did. ~ Steven Spielberg

The moral man is necessarily narrow in that he knows no other enemy than the 'immoral' man. 'He who is not moral is immoral!' and accordingly reprobate, despicable, etc. Therefore, the moral man can never comprehend the egoist. ~ Max Stirner

To Brian Ellis, you owe my family and this community and apology for a disgusting and despicable smear campaign, ~ Justin Amash

What is most vile and despicable about money is that it even confers talent. And it will do so until the end of the world. ~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The rights of neutrality will only be respected when they are defended by an adequate power. A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral. ~ Alexander Hamilton

I'm looking forward to playing some really despicable characters at some point in my career so I can branch out and stretch those acting muscles. But I wouldn't want to do that on a regular basis. ~ Zachary Levi

Fuck, this man is pure sin and I wanted to be his minion. ~ Chelle Bliss

Because of President Obama's failed record on nearly every issue from the economy to the deficit to Medicare, the Obama campaign has become increasingly dirty, despicable, and desperate. ~ Reince Priebus

You, minion, are too saucy. ~ William Shakespeare

When the goal of political action is no longer the defense of liberty, no word other than demagoguery can describe the despicable nature of politics. ~ Ron Paul

And, just like that, I had a minion. I liked the idea. ~ Robin Roseau

This culture of waste has made us insensitive even to the waste and disposal of food, which is even more despicable when all over the world, unfortunately, many individuals and families are suffering from hunger and malnutrition. ~ Pope Francis

I have lead a thoroughly despicable life. Or rather... not despicable. My evils have been ordinary evils. My sins against the world are daily, little sins that no one would question. I am a normal man. I am a normal man, and have done no wrong, and there is a place in hell waiting for me. ~ Claire North

Why are you taking her side?'
"I'm not. But if I find out you did this, don't expect me to support you just because you're my son. It's despicable, what happened to her."
'What she did is despicable.'
"What she did, she did with you. Now get dressed and get down there. ~ Robin York

What woman is this?' said Jadis. 'Down on your knees, minion, before I blast you. ~ C.S. Lewis

What Clinton did with Lewinsky was despicable but was no threat to the nation. That he lied about it repeatedly and to the public is a reason for us to cease to trust him and for him to resign. ~ Donella Meadows

I admire certain priests and nuns who go off on their own and do God's work on their own, who help in the ghettos, but as far as the institution of the church is concerned, I think it is despicable. ~ Frank McCourt

Break something on the computer again with those big man hands?"

"Shut up, minion," he teased. ~ Carrie Ann Ryan

What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon. ~ Jaye Wells

Individuals have the right to pick and choose which expressions to condemn, which to praise and which to say nothing about. Governments, however, must remain neutral as to the content of expression. And governments must protect the rights of all to express even the most despicable of views. ~ Alan Dershowitz

What has happened at Guantanamo Bay ... does not represent the will of the American people. I'm embarrassed about it, I think its wrong. I think it does give terrorists an unwarranted excuse to use the despicable means to hurt innocent people. ~ Jimmy Carter

There is nothing so despicable as a secret society that is based upon religious prejudice and that will attempt to defeat a man because of his religious beliefs. Such a society is like a cockroach - it thrives in the dark. So do those who combine for such an end. ~ William Howard Taft

I CAUGHT this morning morning's minion, king- dom of daylight's dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Fal- con, in his riding ~ Gerard Manley Hopkins

The science, the art, the jurisprudence, the chief political and social theories, of the modern world have grown out of Greece and Rome - not by favour of, but in the teeth of, the fundamental teachings of early Christianity, to which science, art, and any serious occupation with the things of this world were alike despicable. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley

If a man that is desperately sick today, did believe he should arise sound the next morning; or a man today, in despicable poverty, had assurance that he should tomorrow arise a prince: would they be afraid to go to bed ... ? ~ Richard Baxter

I turned down the OBE because its not a club you want to join when you look at the villains whove got it. Its all the things I think are despicable: patronage, deferring to the monarchy and the name of the British Empire, which is a monument of exploitation and conquest. ~ Ken Loach

But the world of Despicable Me is such a cartoony world. It is much more Looney Tunes than I would say the Pixar world or those movies. We can get away with a little more, although I know some people responded negatively to the Iron Maiden beat in the first movie where it looks like Edith. ~ Cinco Paul

But, Bubba? Aren't you and Mark friends? (Nick)
Ah, hell no. Mark's not my friend, he's my minion. (Bubba) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

There are people in need of help. Charity is one of the nobler human motivations. The act of reaching into one's own pockets to help a fellow man in need is praiseworthy and laudable. Reaching into someone else's pocket is despicable and worthy of condemnation. ~ Walter E. Williams

Sin, without strong restraints, would pull God from His throne, make the world the minion of its lusts, and all beings bow down and worship. ~ Richard Cecil

There was nothing about Kavinsky that wasn't despicable. ~ Maggie Stiefvater

You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable enemies. ~ Aesop

How despicable we must seem to you ~ Suzanne Collins

Potemkin only deceived his empress;
how much more despicable to deceive oneself. ~ Hjalmar Soderberg

Slave. Minion. Fiend. The others who have come before me have been called such things, but I prefer to think of myself as a disciple; a devout follower of my voluptuous mistress. ~ Charlotte Featherstone

Minion looked into the fragile belly of the duck for the third time. 'It's still not here, Master.' He shook his head in a slow, confused fashion. 'Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. ~ Lish McBride

Money will make you more of what you already are. If you're not a nice person, money's going to make you a despicable individual. If you're a good person, money's going to make you a better person. ~ Bob Proctor

He turned from the sight of human ignorance and human fate and the sea eating the ground we stand on, which, had he been able to contemplate it fixedly might have led to something; and found consolation in trifles so slight compared with the august theme just now before him that he was disposed to slur that comfort over, to deprecate it, as if to be caught happy in a world of misery was for an honest man the most despicable of crimes. ~ Virginia Woolf

I can't walk in a toy store in a foreign country without seeing a kid with a minion backpack. ~ Pierre Coffin

Tricking someone into a relationship is the earmark of a despicable person ~ Addison Moore

As long as parents and teachers in general shall fall under the established rule, it is clear that politics and modes of government will educate and infect us all. They poison our minds, before we can resist, or so much as suspect their malignity. Like the barbarous directors of the Eastern seraglios, they deprive us of our vitality, and fit us for their despicable employment from the cradle. ~ William Godwin

One could push a pack of truths together to make one despicable falsehood. ~ Courtney Milan

The vast majority is sociologically intellectual and respectful but realistically idiotic and despicable. ~ Daniel Marques

I may be a despicable person, but when Truth speaks through me I am
invincible. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

In contrast to your usual minions, I imagine, I'm a bit more awed by your conceit and arrogance than I am by your supposed magnificence. ~ Caitlin Crews

Nina could tell from his tone of voice that her new nephew was a morning person, that despicable breed. ~ Abbi Waxman

Human nature is both predictable and mysterious; prone to great and sudden advances, yet still mired in despicable self-interest. ~ Neal Shusterman

I tell you this: it is the most despicable thing of all to drag animals into a war. ~ Erich Maria Remarque

Cress had learned,years ago,that the Word satellite came from a Latin Word meaning a companion,or a minion,or a sycophant.All three interpretations had struck her as ironic,given her solitude until she´d programmed Little Cress. ~ Marissa Meyer

WHAT WE NEED IN AMERICA TODAY IS A VIGOROUS RETURN TO THE GOD OF OUR FATHERS AND A MOST VIGOROUS DEFENSE AGAINST THE MINION OF GODLESSNESS AND ATHEISM. ~ J. Edgar Hoover

You idiot,' Layla said. 'You sneering, despicable - '
'You're beginning to repeat yourself. ~ Eloisa James

Very few things made her happier than getting a rise out of despicable old men who wanted everyone around them to cower in their presence. ~ Alexandra Bracken

The despicable North Korean attack in Rangoon deprived us of trusted advisers and friends. So many of those who died had won admirers in America as they studied with us or guided us with their counsel. I personally recall the wisdom and composure of Foreign Minister Lee, with whom I met in Washington just a few short months ago. To the families and countrymen of all those who were lost, America expresses its deep sorrow. ~ Ronald Reagan

He is a despicable sage whose wisdom does not profit himself. ~ Publilius Syrus

Has anyone ever told you, you are the most despicable, judgmental, self-righteous, obnoxious fuckwit that ever existed? ~ Samantha Young

I would never say they look exactly the same, but what I would say is that the differences are not enough to save your job, to save your life, or to save the planet. And what we have right now is a race to the bottom, between the greater and lesser evil.[Donald]Trump is a very dangerous and despicable demagogue. However, you know, policy for policy, Hillary's [Clinton] are also extremely dangerous. ~ Jill Stein

Revenge,' he said softly, 'is the act of a despicable and petty character. Which is no doubt why I've always enjoyed it so much. ~ Lisa Kleypas

Oppression doesn't make people noble. Give any of us a little comfort, and we'll kill to keep it. The despised become despicable. ~ Victor LaValle

Good kitty"
"Why do you encourage them?"
"They're good kitties."
"They're your minions."
"Everyone needs a minion or two"
"You won't be so pleased when you find me ground up in their food bowl one day. ~ Abigail Roux

How can the most cruel and despicable create something as breathtaking beautiful as this? ~ D.S. Wrights

I really ought to send him some money, but, honestly, he doesn't need it. He has that sweet Despicable Me money. ~ Mindy Kaling

Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious fundamentalists. ~ Haruki Murakami

It's despicable of an author to kill his main personage solely for stirring imagination of indifferent or mean minds. ~ Lara Biyuts

Fear feeds the worst in all of us. It drives the most despicable of our natures to the surface. ~ Joe Hart

On distant Luna, buildings rise seven miles high; there the Sovereign Consul, Octavia au Lune, rules with her Imperators and Praetors. The Ash Lord, who made the world of Rhea cinders, is her minion. She controls the twelve Olympic Knights, legions of Peerless Scarred, and Obsidians as innumerable as the stars. ~ Pierce Brown

The Frenchman is first and foremost a man. He is likeable often just because of his weaknesses, which are always thoroughly human, even if despicable. ~ Henry Miller

I saw these men and knew what they wanted, that this was vice, and despicable, and the price of it was Hell. ~ Anne Rice

How despicable is that humanity, which can be contented to pity, where it might assuage! ~ Ann Radcliffe

How horrible it was to be despised. To feel yourself to be despicable. ~ Liane Moriarty

The Slothful do not have the time to become virtuous or despicable. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Because I believe there is nothing so self-destroying, and no emotion quite so despicable, as jealousy. ~ Daphne Du Maurier

I'm not a human being. I'm despicable and disgusting - but that's where the money is. ~ Steve Martin

The most despicable humans are the ones who always feel virtuous and look down on the rest of the world. ~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The charges are false and despicable. I have not received a fair hearing. This is un-American. All the lawyering will provoke an untoward outcome. ~ Catherine Crier