Danny Devito Taxi Quotes

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything. ~ Danny DeVito

America's racist, so what do you expect. ~ Danny DeVito

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. ~ Danny DeVito

I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious. ~ Danny DeVito

I am self-centred. I just adore myself. ~ Danny DeVito

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it. ~ Danny DeVito

The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own. ~ Danny DeVito

After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change? ~ Danny DeVito

My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor. ~ Danny DeVito

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space. ~ Danny DeVito

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble. ~ Danny DeVito

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene. ~ Danny DeVito

Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend your childhood. ~ Danny DeVito

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present. ~ Danny DeVito

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way. ~ Danny DeVito

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean. ~ Danny DeVito

Most men somewhere in their psyche are still dragging women around by their hair. It's terrible. I have two daughters, but even before my kids were born I always thought that it was terrible. ~ Danny DeVito

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up. ~ Danny DeVito

If people want to compare me to Danny DeVito, that's the biggest gift there is. I think Danny DeVito is fantastic. ~ Robin Lord Taylor

Wherever I am, it's a really good feeling to have that connection to people. I love to go out to talk to people and be with folks. I don't shy away from it. ~ Danny DeVito

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre. ~ Danny DeVito

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he sends me a drawing, an illustration of his image of me as the character. It's so great. ~ Danny DeVito

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin. ~ Danny DeVito

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time using your clout when you have it and what for and what reason. ~ Danny DeVito

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich. ~ Danny DeVito

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. ~ Danny DeVito

I don't think I've been bored, ever. I've always been working on two or three things at a time; whether it was in the early days, or whatever, I was always working on something. ~ Danny DeVito

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It's really the greatest thing in the whole wide world. ~ Danny DeVito

I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don't get bugged because there aren't many people around. ~ Danny DeVito

If you're going to have kids, there's only one way to go. They have to know they're the most important things in your life, and once you're doing that, there's no way that you could not learn from them, because they just give you stuff constantly. ~ Danny DeVito

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do. ~ Danny DeVito

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures. ~ Danny DeVito

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me. ~ Danny DeVito

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife. ~ Danny DeVito

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room. ~ Danny DeVito

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway. ~ Danny DeVito

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them. ~ Bob Hoskins

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. ~ Fred DeVito

Football kickers are like taxi cabs. You can always go out and hire another one. ~ Buddy Ryan

Books are an extension of our imagination ~ Danny Saunders

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong! ~ Rosie O'Donnell

If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you. ~ Fred DeVito

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. ~ Dane Cook

'High Concept' means a book or a film whose core idea can be stated in a single sentence, such as 'Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are twins.' Or, 'Arnold is pregnant.' ~ Martin Cruz Smith

He was just my Danny then. Now he's tanned and vaguely muscular, or so it looks through his jacket. Like a 'super' version of the old Danny. Danny +. ~ Kerry Heavens

... After this he'll be a perfectly normal human being. And you know what stinkers they are! ~ The Taxi Driver

I'm Danny Worsnop and I slay poon. ~ Danny Worsnop

I can't say what Danny Kaye is like in private life. There are too many of them. ~ Danny Kaye

When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, requests breakfast and taxi money. In the morning that lady requested breakfast and taxi money. You don't ask for taxi money from somebody who raped you. ~ Julius Malema

Once dressed he came back downstairs, snapping: "call me a taxi."
So I did. I said, "Dick, you're a taxi. ~ Gillibran Brown

We try to equalize before the others have scored. ~ Danny Denzongpa

Half this game is 90 percent mental. ~ Danny Ozark

I've got a great repertoire with my players. ~ Danny Ozark

Think twice, if you only have one chance... ~ Danny Brenner

Life is easy. We make it hard. ~ Danny Wilson

I recommend keeping a diary. Diaries are cool. ~ Danny Wallace

Spin-offs were never really my thing. ~ Danny Masterson

I never thought about being an actor. ~ Danny Glover

It appears your son was 85 percent curry! ~ Danny Wallace

You can always trust the person who died for you. ~ Danny Deaubé

No place is too far to walk if you have the time. ~ Danny Bernstein

In New York City, a lot of people think 'the great outdoors' is the area between your front door and a taxi cab. ~ Michael Bloomberg

I am a wife-made man. ~ Danny Kaye

No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences. ~ David R. Ellis

If, in New York, you arrive late for an appointment, say, "I took a taxi". ~ Andre Maurois

I'd sing with Roberta Flack in a taxi if you called up and said she'd be in it. ~ Peabo Bryson

Get used to eating cold toast. Draw your breakfast every day. Then eat it. ~ Danny Gregory

people in attendance. Even though ~ Danny Naten

In 'Taxi,' I kept doing the same scene for three years. I was underused. ~ Jeff Conaway

The worst thing about getting cured from paranoia is seeing how many people actually hate you ~ Danny Hogan

Powerful people are not affected or infected by their environment. They refuse to be victims of others. ~ Danny Silk

Silence sat in the taxi, as though a stranger had got in. ~ Elizabeth Bowen

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. ~ Fred Allen

You can't predict the number of years it will take for someone to find themselves, to mature into their own voice. When I got to be 30, I was finally writing like Danny Brown. ~ Danny Brown

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? ~ Steven Wright

I knew I had arrived when taxi drivers would say, 'You're that twit on the Billy Cotton Show, aren't you?' ~ Jeremy Lloyd

I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off? ~ Danny McBride

Earth is but a sliver of the eternal pie. ~ Danny L. Deaube

Rumors are the children of truth. ~ Danny M. Cohen

When it comes to wine and buttocks, the redder, the better. ~ Danny Tyran

They'll never know we were here. ~ Danny M. Cohen

Don't get caught up in trying to make deals out of non-deals. ~ Danny Johnson

I had no ambition to become an actor at all. ~ Danny Huston

Women really like the horses, more so than men. ~ Danny Fox

Read this book when you are stuck. But don't read it instead of drawing. ~ Danny Gregory

I've always wanted to do a space movie. ~ Danny Boyle

Skip perfection. A lame drawing is better than no drawing. ~ Danny Gregory

Happiness is a choice and not a function of ambition. ~ Danny Scheinmann

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights". ~ Tommy Cooper

I was 40 when I did my first movie. ~ Danny Aiello

In baseball, you've got to keep working. ~ Danny Bautista

In the taxi I let my hand lie on her leg like a promise, but I had no intention of keeping my promise. ~ Graham Greene

Doc," Jack Torrance said. "Run away. Quick. And remember how much I love you." "No," Danny said. "Oh Danny, for God's sake - " "No," Danny said. He took one of his father's bloody hands and kissed it. "It's almost over. ~ Stephen King

Marriage isn't just a choice. It's choosing the same person a million times. ~ Danny Silk

Every problem must find it's owner before we can ever offer a solution ~ Danny Silk

But the happiest people are the ones who understand that good things occur when one allows them to. ~ Danny Wallace

I'm really going to miss me. ~ Danny Bonaduce

I do things like get in a taxi and say, The library, and step on it. ~ David Foster Wallace

If you see me in New York, you'll probably see me on my bicycle riding furiously between a city bus and a taxi cab, hitting one of them on the side and yelling at them. ~ Denis O'Hare

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can on it. ~ Danny Kaye