Cute Baby Pics And Quotes

The rat gave birth. Six little ones ... cute baby rats ... None of them are like Hitler. ~ Yoshihiro Tatsumi

I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back. ~ Emo Philips

Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They've gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it. ~ Britney Spears

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ~ Steven Wright

I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby? ~ Dustin Hoffman

Pics or it didn't happen."
"Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame. ~ Rachel Caine

I love my family but my family - they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did ... I was in the first grade Christmas play - I'm playing Mary. Now, during the course of the play, I dropped the baby Jesus ... They still talk about this. I go to my family reunion, and one of my cousins just had a baby. So I'm like, 'Oh, that's a cute little baby. Let me hold the baby ... ' And my aunt runs over, 'Don't you give her that baby! You know she dropped the baby Jesus!' ~ Wanda Sykes

Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer. ~ Ricky Gervais

If you are a skinny, baby-faced teenager, the last thing you want to hear is that you're cute. ~ Jamie Dornan

Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, and then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?" Sometimes my crushing logic astounds even me. ~ James Patterson

Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out. ~ Chris Evans

Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it."
Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen."
Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame."
- Black Dawn ~ Rachel Caine

Right now, I don't have the same urges as other women when they see a baby. When I see children, I see responsibilities, which I don't think I'm quite ready for. I feel the same about puppies. They're cute for a second, but there's a lot of responsibility involved. ~ Gabrielle Union

Ali kept calling me ugly, but I never thought of myself as being any uglier than him, I have 11 babies, somebody thought I was cute. ~ Joe Frazier

You're really cute, Midori," I corrected myself.
"What do you mean really cute?"
"So cute the mountains crumble and the oceans dry up. ~ Haruki Murakami

We went to a remote Panda Base which was insane because inside there were several cribs which held about twenty baby pandas. They were all different sizes and they were all lying there in a long row. It was so cute, I could hardly stand it. I wanted to take them all home with me. ~ Jennifer Yuh Nelson

Fatherhood makes you cute. Women find bumbling fathers cute and attractive. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

Donghae always act cute. Not that he's pretending but he is naturally cute. ~ Yesung

I try not to get too cute for cute's sake. ~ Drew Goddard

Every child begins the world again. ~ Henry David Thoreau

I'm afraid my gut level reaction is basically, proceed is cute, but cute doesn't cut it in the emergency room. ~ Larry Wall

[David Boreanaz]'s got a very, very cute little giggle. ~ Alexis Denisof

It's funny - when people call you "shy," they usually smile. Like it's cute, some funny little habit you'll
grow out of when you're older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out. If they knew
how it felt - really being shy, not just unsure at first - they wouldn't smile. Not if they knew how the
feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that
makes sense. It's not cute at all. ~ Claudia Gray

I never wanted to go for the cute boys. Why would you wanna have a boyfriend that's cuter than you? ~ Gwen Stefani

I think penguins are cute. ~ Zooey Deschanel

I mean you're cute, but not that cute. Would Rhea really risk life in a maximum security detention unit just so that she could press herself against your manly body? ~ Malorie Blackman

O, here's the shoe my baby wore,
but, baby, where are you? ~ Dudley Randall

I like looking cute. So I want to look cute in the water. ~ Alana Blanchard

You'd think the FBI could've come up with something a little better than Clover when they christened me last year.
Clovers are cute.
I take umbrage at being cute. I'm a god-damned criminal mastermind. Criminal masterminds are not cute.
Except Loki.
Shit, Loki is cute as hell. ~ Julie Johnson

The cute one?" "No, the other cute one." "Oh, she's cute too. ~ B.J. Novak

The clothes are so cute. On little kids .. it's so cute with accessories and little details. ~ Ashley Olsen

Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. ~ Taylor Hanson

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS! ~ Rachel Renee Russell

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! ~ Russell Means

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful. ~ Victoria Magazine

I've never been the sexy or the cute girl. ~ Izabella Scorupco

That's you, right?' he asks me.
'Yeah.'
'Cute. Not that I, uh, think little kids are cute. Just that you were cute. I mean, you can see how you turned out to be so ... oh. ~ Elizabeth Scott

I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute. ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. ~ David Letterman

When you have a beanpole body, everything looks cute. Like Alexa Chung. I like her style, but she's really tall and skinny, so everything looks good on her. ~ Kirsten Dunst

The book also includes tools including Website Resources, Baby Feeding/Diaper Schedule, Mom Medicine Schedule, Baby Clothes Size Chart, Baby Sitter Sheet, Short Hospital Bag Checklist, After Recovery Kit, Baby Medicine Basket Items, and 10 Things to Know When Traveling with a baby. ~ Lisa M. Rusczyk

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would! ~ Chelsea Handler

Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What're you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day? ~ Richelle Mead

When my daughter was a senior in high school, I remember noticing, almost in passing, that her friends were very cute. Which made me realize her friends' fathers probably found Molly very cute. ~ Gene Weingarten

I sat down, feeling proud. I was now officially a Panther in training. After the meeting I spotted a cute Panther sister who appeared to be around eighteen. She smiled. I puffed my chest out and walked over. "What's happening, baby?" I said coolly.
Her smile turned into a military stare. "The revolution is happening, brother, and I'm nobody's baby. ~ Jamal Joseph

When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. ~ Natalie Portman

She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead? ~ Mojo Nixon

Cute kids, really cute clothes. I'd just created a tagline for Wind Gaps' li'l shoppers. ~ Gillian Flynn

From day one I was an inconvenience. But apparently I was a very cute baby so that helped my case a bit. ~ Ainslie Hogarth

Came but for friendship, and took away love. ~ Thomas Moore

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute. ~ Jim Butcher

I just enjoy watching you eat. It's cute." "Cute? What do you mean 'cute'?" "You make these little moans when you take a bite you love. You appreciate your meals. It's not often a woman can let herself enjoy her food. ~ Caterina Passarelli

The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas. ~ Mary Margaret McBride

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. ~ Felipe Esparza

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. ~ Paul Mooney

I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whole world. ~ Bristol Palin

You may wonder: how do I overcome the common 'Cute/Insane Conundrum,' as it occurs in men ... Yes, it's a fact - any man who seems cute, fabulous, and incredible to you will, of course, turn out to be insane. ~ Marilyn Suzanne Miller

When someone is being particularly mean and nasty, I simply think to myself, he or she used to be a cute little baby, I wonder what happened? ~ Ben Carson

Romeo was cute ... "
"Cute?" Alessandro rolled his eyes. "What kind of man is cute?"
" ... and an excellent dancer ... "
"Romeo had feet of lead! He said so himself!"
" ... but most importantly," I concluded, "he had nice hands! ~ Anne Fortier

I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school. ~ Marguerite Moreau

Photography is not cute cats, nor nudes, motherhood or arrangements of manufactured products. Under no circumstances it is anything ever anywhere near a beach. ~ Walker Evans

He frowned. "Naked baby photos should be outlawed."
She closed the photo album. "So tell me, do you still have those cute dimples on your ass? ~ Kait Ballenger

Little cute thing said, what's yo' name? I put my necklace in her face and told her read the chain. ~ Ludacris

Could I see myself with a British boyfriend? Absolutely. The way they wear their pants is so cute. Guys don't do it in America. Their style is cute. I just feel like Brits are honest - period. And that's what I like. ~ Kelly Rowland

Kourtney [Kardashian] is so freaking cute, she can wear everything. ~ Kim Kardashian

Yeah and she's my kinda crazy
The little games she plays
Lord they'll never get old
She's too cute to get on my last nerve
The way she throws her little fits
Pokin' out her lip and bitin' mine when we kiss
There ain't a fight that she can't win
That's my baby
And she's my kinda crazy ~ Brantley Gilbert

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. ~ Jessica Capshaw

I always think you can never go wrong with a cute party dress. ~ Lauren Conrad

Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves! ~ Mary Anne Radmacher

I support LGBT rights and reblog things of girls kissing cause it's cute. ~ Lauren Jauregui

It's possible to look really cute and still be comfortable. You don't have to kill your feet to have a fashionable look. ~ Laura Marano

you are so cute she said
it's just because of you he replied :) ~ Shivangi Lavaniya

Jenny," he whispered. "My Jenny. ~ Amanda Gray

Maybe they have some new line of contacts that gives cute guys an alien, jeweled feel. ~ Megan Thomason

Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless. ~ Tina Fey

I try to look cute all the time. ~ Sloane Stephens

I was probably the only revolutionary referred to as cute. ~ Abbie Hoffman

I always thought my mother was so damn cute! ~ Kate Hudson

I used to want to be tall, and then I thought, 'If I were tall, then people would say I was pretty and not cute.' And then I realized that there are worse things than being called cute. ~ Kristin Chenoweth

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan ... how big is your baby? ~ Chelsea Handler

If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby. ~ Michael Jackson

Inspire someone today. Your action can change that person's life forever. ~ Gellaworks

He [Percy] pleaded with those sea-green eyes, like a cute baby seal that needed help. Piper wondered how Annabeth ever won an argument with this guy. ~ Rick Riordan

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby! ~ Rob Kardashian

When people talk about wanting to have children someday, what they really mean is that they want babies. Nobody wants an angry adolescent. Nobody wants an obnoxious seven-year-old trying to wear out dirty words they just learned in school that day. What they really want is cute, adorable babies who love you and need you. The bad stuff is just the price you agree to pay for having the good stuff. ~ Paul Reiser

It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

I see a cute guy in Starbucks and I'm like ... 'Oh, okay,' and I walk out. But who knows? Maybe I will ask somebody on a date soon! ~ Shay Mitchell

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. ~ Angus Young

She'd hardly describe Trent as "cute." Adonis, stud-like, hottie McHot Hot, even pulchritudinous - all acceptable descriptions. Hardly just cute. ~ Jennifer Shirk

I'm not the type that would ask for a number or ask him on a date, but I have approached a guy. I probably would tell a joke or say, "You're really cute." ~ Jhene Aiko

Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute. ~ Zach Braff

My kids are so cute when they pray. ~ Joel Madden

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. ~ Mark Twain

Been waitin' years for this, baby. Thanks for makin' it worth the wait."
"You're still bein' awesome," I informed him.
"Yeah, and it's cute as fuck that annoys you. ~ Kristen Ashley

You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s. ~ Helen Hunt

People seldom live up to their baby pictures. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

I'm loving the idea of having a baby ~ Sabrina

Attachment parenting is this theory that if you wear your baby around and you sleep with your baby and you breast-feed for a long time, the baby will be more attached to you. ~ Sarah Ruhl

I hate it when girls act stupid 'cause they think it's cute. Intelligence is sexy. ~ Niall Horan

Ann- You're kind of cute when you are trying to figure out how to kill time. Paul- Cute? ~ Dee Henderson