Cornetta Golf Quotes

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world. ~ Harry Vardon

I'm a Christian guy, and when it comes to my priorities, it's the utmost. For me, just to calm myself down, to keep my perspective when I'm playing, to not make too big a deal of it ... that's where I go to. The peace that comes with that allows me to play free golf. ~ Zach Johnson

Playing with your spouse on the golf course runs almost as great a marital risk as getting caught playing with someone else's anywhere else. ~ Peter Andrews

Over the years I've studied the habits of golfers. I know what to look for. Watch their eyes. Fear shows up when there is an enlargement of the pupils. Big pupils lead to big scores. ~ Sam Snead

The woods are full of long drivers. ~ Harvey Penick

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. ~ John Updike

I believe in reverencing anything in the life of man which has the testimony of the ages as being unexcelled, whether it be literature, paintings, poetry, tombs -- even a golf hole. ~ C.B. MacDonald

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't. ~ Tony Lema

Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid temples, the huckleberry pie, the wedding ring, the circus ring, the ring for the waiter, and the "round" of drinks. ~ O. Henry

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro. ~ Lee Trevino

Golf is a lot like sex. It's something you can enjoy all your life. And if you remain an amateur, you get to pick your own playing partners. ~ Jess Sweetser

It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is. ~ P.G. Wodehouse

Hey, is this room out of bounds? ~ Alex Karras

Come on, Ted. I'm not exactly the type to be a rich man's bimbo."
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"Spoken from experience, I'm sure. By the way, you may be God Almighty on the golf course, but you're a lousy dancer. Let me lead. ~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row. ~ Lewis Black

I just kind of hang out, watch movies and play golf. ~ Rickie Fowler

Despite his attempts to maintain a vigorous structure of errands, golf games, visits, and meetings, there were sometimes days like this one, filled with rain and touched with a gnawing sense of parts missing from life. When the slick mud ran in the flower beds and the clouds smothered the light, he missed his wife. ~ Helen Simonson

Golf is so difficult to master. It feels like the better you get, the farther you are away from perfection. ~ Stewart Cink

As for writing novels - it's what I've done for 30 some-odd years. I can't suddenly say I'm going to take up golf. I need something in my life. As long as I can write a coherent sentence, I'll keep at it. ~ Susan Isaacs

Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make. ~ Tina Weymouth

My mom and dad worked very hard to give me the best chance in - not just in golf but in life. You know, I was an only child, you know, my dad worked three jobs at one stage. My mom worked night shifts in a factory. ~ Rory McIlroy

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven. ~ Alice Cooper

I played golf ... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying ... ~ Mitch Hedberg

If I had won ... all those other championships, my life might be totally different, but I didn't win. It's not going to affect my life. ~ Greg Norman

God said to Faldo, as He once said to Nicklaus, "You will have the skills like no other." Then he whispered to Ballesteros, as he whispered to Palmer, "But they will love you more." ~ Tom Callahan

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls. ~ Robert Benchley

Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament. ~ Karrie Webb

In golf, you have to stay patient and calm. On the race track you can let loose, but in golf you can't and you must be calm. ~ Heikki Kovalainen

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. ~ Bruce Lansky

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle