Congratulations You Lost Me Quotes

When someone says 'I'm so disillusioned', I say 'Congratulations! You've lost another illusion.' ~ Parker J. Palmer

Charity is never so lovely as when one has lost consciousness that one is practicing charity. 'You mean I helped you? I was enjoying myself. I was just doing my dance. It helped you, that's wonderful. Congratulations to you. No credit to me. ~ Anthony De Mello

If I bother you so much, why did you let me kiss you again in that hospital? Is the reason to screw up my head more, to see if you still have the knack for it? Because congratulations Nell, you've succeeded yet again. ~ LeeAnn Whitaker

Will you say something?" he asked.
"Like what? Congratulations on almost getting yourself killed? I mean, you just told me that you flew here on some kind of winged motorcycle while masked men in jet packs tried to shoot you with ray guns. Forgive me if I don't do cartwheels through the restaurant while I try to decide if you've lost your mind. ~ Jon S. Lewis

Look, you lost a tooth. Congratulations. Enjoy looking like a hillbilly. Here's a dollar, ~ Jim Gaffigan

People always say congratulations. When you're a successful bidder it means you're willing to spend more money than anyone else. I'm not sure if that's congratulations or condolences. ~ Eli Broad

Congratulations your 18! ... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill. ~ Frankie Boyle

Congratulations offer more potential than cash. The amount of available cash is limited, but managers have an unlimited supply of congratulations. It's important to pay people fairly, but managers also should heap on congratulations and feed people's souls. ~ Ken Blanchard

Congratulations to Sachin Tendulkar for becoming the first person ever to score 50 test hundreds, absolute superstar ~ Rohan Bopanna

Miss Bingley's congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere. ~ Jane Austen

Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive. ~ Frankie Boyle

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations. ~ Tucker Carlson

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes. ~ Demetri Martin

Congratulations is the civility of envy. ~ Ambrose Bierce

They said, congratulations you got what it takes. They sent him back to the rat race without any brakes. ~ Bob Dylan

Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations. ~ John Madden

If you've messed up big - like me, like Isaiah - congratulations! You're at the top of God's talent-scouting list. ~ Craig Groeschel

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer. ~ Dov Davidoff

Congratulations! Today is your day! ~ Dr. Seuss

So, congratulations humans, your global contribution is now on par with a gigantic meteor slamming into the Earth. ~ Christopher Martenson

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark! ~ Bob Hope

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby. ~ Harry Caray

Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. ~ Gary Lineker

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever. ~ Patrick Rothfuss

I want to say congratulations to Cleveland and Coach Blatt. LeBron is an incredible player. ~ Steve Kerr

I would not have discredited every one of their compliments. It was your approval I wanted, your congratulations. ~ Alanis Morissette

Congratulations!
If I may be so bold
Only 40 years to go
Before you're a century old
Just saying ~ John Walter Bratton

Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict. ~ David Letterman

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time ... ~ Chris Jericho

Congratulations on turning 60
Now you can wear what you like
No one cares, and more particularly
You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike' ~ John Walter Bratton

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride? ~ Amy Schumer

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. ~ Jesse Ventura

'Oh, poor, poor fellow!' said Mrs. Elliot with a remorse that was sincere, though her congratulations would not have been. ~ E. M. Forster

This lunch, however, was going nowhere. Li Yong sat across the table running his mouth like a nervous sewing machine, never missing an opportunity for self-congratulations. ~ Michael Ben Zehabe

If everything appears meaningless then
congratulations to you! You have started on the path. This is the first sign of intelligence, of waking up. ~ Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

My congratulations on the occasion of the 60th anniversary of the October Revolution. ~ David Rockefeller

Wherefore should I not offer my congratulations? But the very fact of them being Sayyids, those fountains of felicity, demands heartly exertions in support of Islam and their ancestor Muhammad the Lord of Apostles. Let two Kaftans of honor for the two brothers be issued from my wardrobe and let them be sent with two swords, jewel-hilted and provided with pearl mounted belts, let Jamdat-ul-Mulk write much praise and congratulations when sending these presents. ~ Aurangzeb

When will the men do something besides extend congratulations? I would rather have President Roosevelt say one word to Congress infavor of amending the Constitution to give women the suffrage than to praise me endlessly! ~ Susan B. Anthony

The press exerts the pressure of dissent on officials otherwise inclined to rest content with the congratulations of their retainers. ~ Bill Vaughan

All scientific men will be delighted to extend their warmest congratulations to Tesla and to express their appreciation of his great contributions to science. ~ Ernest Rutherford

If you're reading this ...
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is. ~ Chad Sugg

Allow me to offer my congratulations on the truly admirable skill you have shown in keeping clear of the mark. Not to have hit once in so many trials, argues the most splendid talents for missing. ~ Thomas De Quincey

Is there something inside of you that is favoring peace? Because if there is, then congratulations: you are a human being. You have just reached, and felt, your most fundamental want. ~ Prem Rawat

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word. ~ John Oliver

Sadie Kane here. If you're listening to this, congratulations, you survived doomsday. ~ Rick Riordan

Congratulations on your well deserved retirement,
Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead.
No lying about your age, more lying around the house
After lying much longer in bed ~ John Walter Bratton

Never rank, rate, or compare coaches, children, concerts, or championships or congratulations. Just enjoy them all. ~ Bill Walton

My mum's name is Marilyn O'Connor. She's here tonight and I would like if you see her for you to congratulate her because she brought up four kids alone and she deserves congratulations for that. ~ Philip Seymour Hoffman

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. ~ Lemony Snicket

Because A Walk To Remember had come out and it had made money and I got a lot of congratulations at that time as it happens out there. ~ Shane West

After my last audition for 'Game of Thrones,' they said, 'Congratulations, princess.' I was like, 'Bye-bye, call centre.' ~ Emilia Clarke

Money lost, something lost. Honor lost, much lost. Courage lost, everything lost-better you were never born ~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Larry Carlton is an incredibly versatile guitarist who has been a major force for guitar for many years. He is easily recognizable - all you have to do is hear him once and from that point on you'll be a fan, just like me. It gives me great pleasure to extend congratulations to Larry on his 2011 George Benson Lifetime Achievement Award. Congratulations ! ~ George Benson

In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second most popular fake newsman. At this rate, the class of 2021 will be addressed by a zoo parrot in a mortar-board that has been trained to say congratulations. ~ Stephen Colbert

If anyone's under a spell, Justina, it's me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven't broken free of it yet. Oh, and you'll be delighted to know, we've decided to resume our relationship. Don't bother with congratulations - trust me, your expression is congratulations enough. ~ Jeaniene Frost

He wondered exactly how lost a person could get. Lost at sea, lost in the woods. Fatally lost. ~ Carol Shields

Money lost
little lost. Honour lost
much lost. Pluck lost
all lost. ~ E.W. Hornung

Well of course man. We Indians have lost everything. We lost our native land, we lost our languages, we lost our songs and dances. We lost each other. We only know how to lose and be lost. ~ Sherman Alexie

There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the congratulations of the press, your trainer and friends who backed it. What makes the experience so satisfying is that you, the owner, have had absolutely nothing to do with the horse winning. ~ Robert Morley

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. ~ David Letterman

I have never got on with the quietist movements: they lapse too easily into self-congratulations: I have found the oneness, you have not. I prefer to look outside myself if I possibly can, not inside. Meditation reminds me too forcibly of being made to lie on a mat at nursery school and take an hour's nap. ~ Fay Weldon

Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056. ~ David Letterman

When money is lost, a little is lost. When time is lost, much more is lost. When health is lost, practically everything is lost. And when creative spirit is lost, there is nothing left. ~ Ernie J Zelinski

It's okay to get lost every once in a while, sometimes getting lost is how we find ourselves. ~ Robert Tew

For the first time in history, Congress has 100 women in it. Congratulations. Welcome to modern times, America. It's great having 100 women in Congress. Unless you're in line for the congressional bathroom. ~ Craig Ferguson

Congratulations to Ohio State, your new college football champions. Coach Urban Meyer may be the greatest football coach of all time. Don't confuse him with New York Mayor Bill de Blasio. That's urban quagmire. ~ David Letterman

When character is lost, nothing is lost; when wealth is lost, something is lost; but when health is lost, everything is lost. ~ Tapan Ghosh

When lost, it is a great relief to see that everyone is lost as well! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

When my son said, "I can't stop thinking about girls," I said, "That's not gonna stop. Congratulations. You're in the club. From now until the day you die, one way or another you'll be thinking about girls. ~ Paul Reiser

Child, don't wait until it's too late. Lost time is lost forever. ~ Sonali Dev

You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says, Congratulations, you must be so happy. And you say something stupid like, I'm just doing what little I can with what little I have. ~ Vin Diesel

Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup ... They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting. That's the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years ~ Jay Leno

I told Augustus the broad outline of my miracle: diagnosed with Stage IV thyroid cancer when I was thirteen. (I didn't tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.) ~ John Green

Congratulations?" Martin's expression was like boiling milk.

"Congratulations? I will not permit my sister to marry such a rogue."

"Martin, darling." Juliana said, putting a gentle hand on her husband's arm, "I completely understand your misgivings but I do think we should consider the matter calmly."

"Calmly!" Martin spun around. "I am not calm!"

"I think we all realize that, dearest," Juliana said. ~ Nicola Cornick

A lost soul often looks for another lost soul! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

You want to make me the best soldier possible. Go down and look at the standings. Look at the all-time standings. So far you're doing an excellent job with me. Congratulations. Now when are you going to put me up against a good army? ~ Orson Scott Card

Lost, lost! one moment knelled the woe of years. ~ Robert Browning

I was on Twitter and I saw that I had over 1,000 responses and I was like "OK, something happened," so I opened it and it was like "Charice on Glee!" I didn't get an e-mail from the show so I wasn't tweeting at that time. I just watched my fans tweet. And then after about 30 minutes the show e-mailed me and said congratulations. ~ Charice Pempengco

Lost! Lost! Lost! Better a whole world on fire than a soul lost! Better every star quenched and the skies a wreck than a single soul to be lost! ~ Charles Spurgeon

Ain't no love lost, cause there was never none there. ~ Eric Murray

Lost people are lucky people because there are no roads to some wonderful places, only those who are lost can find such places! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

She seems sort of lost.' I thought, Lost how? How am I lost? Suddenly I felt lost. ~ Melissa Bank

Lost?" I broke in. "Lost how? Lost like you dropped it down the sink, or lost like it walked out the door and ran off into the woods? ~ Julie Kagawa

Abode where lost bodies roam each searching for its lost one. ~ Samuel Beckett

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost. ~ Billy Graham

Every lost thing can be found from the same place where it lost ~ Faria Sweetish

In love, unlike most other passions, the recollection of what you have had and lost is always better than what you can hope for in the future. ~ Stendhal

After the war I was going to make up for lost time. But the time I spent away, it's still lost. No matter what I do, it stays lost. ~ Steven Herrick

When a belief becomes more than an instrument, you are lost. You remain lost until you learn what 'belief' is really for. ~ Idries Shah

Was once lost always lost really true of chastity? ~ Thomas Hardy

I was lost. Lost in him. Lost in the moment. Lost in happiness. "Kade. Kade? Where the hell are you man?" a voice yelled from the outside area. ~ Cameo Renae

I`m lost! Mama! I`m lost! Oh! I`m lost!

You are not lost, Nemo. Go back to sleep and behave, hear? ~ Winsor McCay

People say conversation is a lost art; how often I have wished it were. ~ Edward R. Murrow

I count him lost, who is lost to shame. ~ Plautus

All the way out I listen to the car AM radio, bad lyrics of trailer park love, gin and tonic love, strobe light love, lost and found love, lost and found and lost love, lost and lost and lost love - some people were having no luck at all. The DJ sounds quick and smooth and after-shaved, the rest of the world a mess by comparison. ~ Lorrie Moore

I have lost everything, Han thought. Then he corrected himself. Every time I think I've lost everything, I find there's still something else to lose. ~ Cinda Williams Chima

Knowledge is lost without putting it into practice; a man is lost due to ignorance; an army is lost without a commander; and a woman is lost without a husband. ~ Chanakya

More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause. ~ Rose Kennedy

Getting lost is not fatal. Almost every time, it will make your world. ~ Julien Smith

Being lost but not realizing that we are lost is probably the most lost that any one human being can ever get. ~ Craig D. Lounsbrough