Comedy Robin Williams Quotes

In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the other side. You'll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter. ~ Robin Williams

The only weapon we have is comedy. ~ Robin Williams

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny. ~ Robin Williams

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film. ~ Robin Williams

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously? ~ Robin Williams

The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit. ~ Robin Williams

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter. ~ Robin Williams

Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love. ~ Robin Williams

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all. ~ Robin Williams

Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money. ~ Robin Williams

With film roles, it just has to be a character either I haven't done before, or a role with somebody really interesting or with an interesting person or group of people. ~ Robin Williams

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car. ~ Robin Williams

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. ~ Robin Williams

If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference. ~ Robin Williams

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. ~ Robin Williams

I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. ~ Robin Williams

Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time. ~ Robin Williams

We get to choose who we let in to our weird little worlds. ~ Robin Williams

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! ~ Robin Williams

A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys. ~ Robin Williams

Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles. ~ Robin Williams

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh? ~ Robin Williams

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and THAT is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. THESE are the things that matter. ~ Robin Williams

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. ~ Robin Williams

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." ~ Robin Williams

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. ~ Robin Williams

I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone. ~ Robin Williams

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go What happens if you take two? ~ Robin Williams

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. ~ Robin Williams

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that. ~ Robin Williams

Ah ... so many pedestrians, so little time ... ~ Robin Williams

I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it. ~ Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! ~ Robin Williams

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am. ~ Robin Williams

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill. ~ Robin Williams

I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole! ~ Robin Williams

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. ~ Robin Williams

My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is. ~ Robin Williams

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother ~ Robin Williams

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it. ~ Robin Williams

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. ~ Robin Williams

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me. ~ Robin Williams

The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as the poor waterlogged, gassy corpse called 'Evan Almighty' proved when it floated ashore recently. So there's a temptation to think too highly of Robin Williams's uneven but occasionally funny 'License to Wed.' ~ Stephen Hunter

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for. ~ Robin Williams

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds ~ Robin Williams

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. ~ Robin Williams

I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet! ~ Sophia Bush

Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord of the Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species. ~ Robin Williams