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#1. He'd obviously spent his college years refining the art of adolescence... - Author: Jenifer LeClair
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Jenifer LeClair
#2. Well, OK then." He narrowed his eyes. "How about you? Do you have any ... romances I should know about?"
"Nope. Not one."
"Well, good. Excellent. There'll be plenty of time for boys when you leave college and become a nun."
She smiled. "I'm glad you have such ambitious dreams for me. - Author: Derek Landy
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Derek Landy
#3. Smoke-ccss-b85b07: Tell me about a time when you did something evil. ABlum: oh gee well sometimes i work too hard is that evil? Smoke-ccssb85b07: Sarcasm ignored. ABlum: ok um when i started college, my brother raph pressured me to join the ut austin chapter of his fraternity and i joined, only to discover that fraternities are the stupidest forms of social organization ever invented so, live and learn but at the end of the fall semester, one of my frat brothers offered to pay me to write his final history paper and i did it but i didn't want to get caught, so i read his earlier papers and put a lot of work into imitating his shitty writing which made the paper a d+ at best so he failed the class and i wouldn't give the money back so they made up an honor code violation and kicked me out of the frat and at the time i remember thinking "this has worked out surprisingly well" so, i don't know what you consider "evil" but i'm sure you can find it somewhere in there - Author: Leonard Richardson
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Leonard Richardson
#4. My pastor mentioned Kierkegaard in a sermon only once, and it would be a long time before I discovered that there was a storied Christian who suffered from, and so in some way sanctioned, depression, rage, sarcasm, and despair - the diseases that took hold in adolescence, for which church offered no cure. - Author: Carlene Bauer
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Carlene Bauer
#5. You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone - Author: John Ciardi
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by John Ciardi
#6. That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister. - Author: Jim Butcher
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Jim Butcher
#7. He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants [ ... ], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person. - Author: David Baldacci
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by David Baldacci
#8. I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work. - Author: Heather Chapple
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Heather Chapple
#9. We're constantly judging and grading other parents, just to make sure that they aren't any better than us. I'm as guilty as anyone. I see some lady hand her kid a Nintendo DS at the supermarket and I instantly downgrade that lady to Shitty Parent status. I feel pressure to live up to a parental ideal that no one probably has ever achieved. I feel pressure to raise a group of human beings that will help America kick the shit out of Finland and South Korea in the world math rankings. I feel pressure to shield my kids from the trillion pages of hentai donkey porn out there on the Internet. I feel pressure to make the insane amounts of money needed for a supposedly 'middle-class' upbringing for the kids, an upbringing that includes a house and college tuition and health care and so many other expenses that you have to be a multimillionaire to afford it. PRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE. - Author: Drew Magary
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Drew Magary
#10. Each mind has its own method. A true man never acquires after college rules. - Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
#11. The average college graduate's proficient literacy in English [the ability to read lengthy, complex texts and draw complicated inferences] has declined from 40 percent in 1992 to 31 percent ten years later. - Author: Charles Colson
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Charles Colson
#12. Gately's snapped to the fact that people of a certain age and level of like life-experience believe they're immortal: college students and alcoholics/addicts are the worst: they deep-down believe they're exempt from the laws of physics and statistics that ironly govern everybody else. - Author: David Foster Wallace
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by David Foster Wallace
#13. Independence is earned by a few words of cheap confidence - Author: Albert Camus
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Albert Camus
#14. You must be a blast on long car rides."
"Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic. - Author: Nenia Campbell
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Nenia Campbell
#15. It always amazes me that once you cut through the clutter, people are pretty much the same. Especially through adolescence and early adulthood. For the most part, people go through the same experiences and think the same things, but somehow no one ever escapes the belief that his experience is unique in every conceivable way. - Author: Nicholas Sparks
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Nicholas Sparks
#16. A generation earlier, I think that somebody from my background probably would not have felt fully comfortable at a college like Princeton. But, by the time I graduated from high school, things had changed. - Author: Samuel Alito
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Samuel Alito
#17. Fortunately for me, I did not take any science classes in college, - Author: Michele Bachmann
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Michele Bachmann
#18. As he pulls away from her, his gaze meets mine, and we stare at each other for one long moment before I slowly raise my left hand and give him the middle finger. - Author: Deanna Chase
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Deanna Chase
#19. I love to box. I once took a kickboxing class in college and got totally hooked. - Author: Sophia Bush
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Sophia Bush
#20. I went to Indiana University for college for a couple of years where I double majored in dance and journalism, and after my sophomore year there, I went to the San Francisco Ballet school for the summer, but then they offered me a scholarship to stay for the year. That's where I danced after the year they offered me a contract with the company. - Author: Joan Chen
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Joan Chen
#21. I had a good experience in college, but I don't think interdisciplinary education is something that's stressed very much at all. It's generally considered to be something of a bad idea. - Author: Peter Thiel
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Peter Thiel
#22. I'm a war baby: I was brought up with rationing, and my parents always had to struggle. I remember when I was sent to boarding school - Prior Park College in Bath - my father was asked how he was going to pay the fees, and he replied: 'In arrears.' - Author: Cameron Mackintosh
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Cameron Mackintosh
#23. Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.
"Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking.
"More or less," Arriane said - Author: Lauren Kate
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Lauren Kate
#24. I dropped out of college and ended up making this feature film I wrote when I was 19 with some friends. It was terrible. - Author: Jason Woliner
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Jason Woliner
#25. Universities used to prepare young adults for the real world. I dare say the graduates today go in without a clue and graduate without a clue. It's time to acknowledge the college degree is not worth what it was in the past. Times are changing, and so is the way we prepare our youth to survive in a competitive world. - Author: Dale Archer
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Dale Archer
#26. Friends, both the imaginary ones you build for yourself out of phrases taken from a living writer, or real ones from college, and relatives, despite all the waste of ceremony and fakery and the fact that out of an hour of conversation you may have only five minutes in which the old entente reappears, are the only real means for foreign ideas to enter your brain. - Author: Nicholson Baker
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Nicholson Baker
#27. Eight Bells: Robert J. Kane '55D died June 3, 2017, in Palm Harbor, Florida. He came to MMA by way of Boston College. Bob or "Killer," as he was affectionately known, was an independent and eccentric soul, enjoying the freedom of life. After a career at sea as an Officer in the U.S. Navy and in the Merchant Marine he retired to an adventurous single life living with his two dogs in a mobile home, which had originally been a "Yellow School Bus." He loved watching the races at Daytona, Florida, telling stories about his interesting deeds about flying groceries to exotic Caribbean Islands, and misdeeds with mysterious ladies he had known. For years he spent his summers touring Canada and his winters appreciating the more temperate weather at Fort De Soto in St. Petersburg, Florida…. Enjoying life in the shadow of the Sunshine Bridge, Bob had an artistic flare, a positive attitude and a quick sense of humor. Not having a family, few people were aware that he became crippled by a hip replacement operation gone bad at the Bay Pines VA Hospital. His condition became so bad that he could hardly get around, but he remained in good spirits until he suffered a totally debilitating stroke. For the past 6 years Bob spent his time at various Florida Assisted Living Facilities, Nursing Homes and Palliative Care Hospitals. His end came when he finally wound up as a terminal patient at the Hospice Facility in Palm Harbor, Florida. Bob was 86 years old when he passed. He will be missed…. - Author: Hank Bracker
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Hank Bracker
#28. For some students, especially in the sciences, the knowledge gained in college may be directly relevant to graduate study. For almost all students, a liberal arts education works in subtle ways to create a web of knowledge that will illumine problems and enlighten judgment on innumerable occasions in later life. - Author: Derek Bok
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Derek Bok
#29. A good listener is usually thinking of something else. - Author: Kin Hubbard
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Kin Hubbard
#30. I always knew I wanted to be in films but didn't want anyone to taunt my parents. So I excelled in studies. I was a topper in school and college, so when I decided to become a model, people said, 'Oh your daughter is modeling,' so at least my parents could say, 'Yeah but she also came first in class.' - Author: Anushka Sharma
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Anushka Sharma
#31. When I talk to people, their concern is, how are you going to create jobs? How are you going to help turn this economy around? How are we going to make sure that when my kids get out of high school or college there will be some job there? Those are the concerns that are on their minds. - Author: Alexi Giannoulias
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Alexi Giannoulias
#32. We spend our whole lives recovering from high school. - Author: Paula Danziger
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Paula Danziger
#33. I rest my elbows on my knees, watching Paco make a complete fool of himself.
Paco takes a little white golf ball and places it on top of a rubber circle inserted into the fake grass. When he swings the golf club, I wince. The club misses the ball and connects with the fake grass instead. Paco swears. The guy next to Paco takes one look at him and moves to another section.
Paco tries again. This time the club connects, but his ball only rolls along the grass in front of him. He keeps trying, but each time Paco swings, he makes a complete ass out of himself. Does he think he's hitting a hockey puck?
"You done?" I ask once he's gone through half the basket.
"Alex," Paco says, leaning on the golf club like it's a cane. "Do ya think I was meant to play golf?"
Looking Paco straight in the eye, I answer, "No."
"I heard you talkin' to Hector. I don't think you were mean to deal, either."
"Is that why we're here? You're tryin' to make a point?"
"Hear me out," Paco insists. "I've got the keys to the car in my pocket and I'm not goin' nowhere until I finish hittin' all of these bulls, so you might as well listen. I'm not smart like you. I don't have choices in life, but you, you're smart enough to go to college and be a doctor or computer geek or somethin' like that. Just like I wasn't meant to hit golf balls, you weren't meant to deal drugs. Let me do the drop for you."
"No way, man. I appreciate you makin' an ass out of yourself to prove a - Author: Simone Elkeles
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Simone Elkeles
#34. There is a sort of knowledge beyond the power of learning to bestow, and this is to be had in conversation; so necessary is this to the understanding the characters of men, that none are more ignorant of them than those learned pedants whose lives have been entirely consumed in colleges and among books; for however exquisitely human nature may have been described by writers the true practical system can be learned only in the world. - Author: Henry Fielding
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Henry Fielding
#35. In societies that worship money and success, the losers become objects of scorn. Those who work the hardest for the least are called lazy. Those forced to live in substandard housing are thought to be the authors of substandard lives. Those who do not finish high school or cannot afford to go to college are considered deficient or inept. - Author: Michael Parenti
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Michael Parenti
#36. It's sarcasm, Josh."


"It's from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren't really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it."

"Well, if the village idiot named it, I'm sure it's a good thing."

"There you go, you got it."

"Got what?"


"No, I meant it."

"Sure you did."

"Is that sarcasm?"

"Irony, I think."

"What's the difference?"

"I haven't the slightest idea."

"So you're being ironic now, right?"

"No, I really don't know."

"Maybe you should ask the idiot."

"Now you've got it."


"Sarcasm. - Author: Christopher Moore
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Christopher Moore
#37. According to a study by Achieve Incorporated, Texas is the first state to make a college-prep curriculum the standard coursework in high school, starting with this year's ninth grade class. - Author: Rick Perry
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Rick Perry
#38. I have a daughter who is a sophomore in college and another who is in the 11th grade of high school. - Author: Thomas Friedman
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Thomas Friedman
#39. Being the first person to go to college that really related to me from the movie [The Butler] because being black and going to college everyone puts so much hope into you. - Author: Lee Daniels
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Lee Daniels
#40. Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble! - Author: Douglas Coupland
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Douglas Coupland
#41. A bird does not attend university to fly,
but pilots do.
A fish does not attend school to swim,
but athletes should.
A wolf does not attend college to fight,
but boxers can.
A lion does not attend class to rule,
but leaders must. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
College Sarcasm Adolescence quotes by Matshona Dhliwayo

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