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#1. Wisdom of the Ages: "Boxing Day" In the UK, the day after Christmas is named after the first activity that takes place between husband and wife after the Christmas receipts are added up. - Author: Matthew D. Heines
Cats Christmas quotes by Matthew D. Heines
#2. I wondered briefly if cats also came back after death, then dismissed the thought because as far as I had ever been able to tell, cats do not have a purpose. - Author: W. Bruce Cameron
Cats Christmas quotes by W. Bruce Cameron
#3. Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us. - Author: Iris Murdoch
Cats Christmas quotes by Iris Murdoch
#4. I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped. - Author: Rod Serling
Cats Christmas quotes by Rod Serling
#5. Christmas and New Year had been and gone, leaving a cold aseptic void. Shop - Author: Robert Bryndza
Cats Christmas quotes by Robert Bryndza
#6. I will write as often as I can, but truth be told, I don't have many moments to myself. The queen is in a very bad way and needs everyone who can be at her side. But whenever I undo my buttons to ready myself for bed, I think of you. I imagine your fingers unfastening my gown, opening me like a Christmas parcel for your pleasure. I tingle even now as I think of it, and so I will close before I quite combust and burn the paper. - Author: Jennifer Ashley
Cats Christmas quotes by Jennifer Ashley
#7. And I'm not going to be my dad's clone. And women don't turn me on. And Oliver is my home." -Rusty (Christmas Kitsch) - Author: Amy Lane
Cats Christmas quotes by Amy Lane
#8. The thoughtfulness and goodwill messages from loved ones brighten my Christmas day. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita
Cats Christmas quotes by Lailah Gifty Akita
#9. On Christmas Eve morning, hours before Zach left or Star arrived, my father asked me to kill him. I'd spent some of that night in a chair at the end of his bed. At one point, he woke and started to panic, then remembering, - Author: Orna Ross
Cats Christmas quotes by Orna Ross
#10. Christmas is about Christ. When we forget that, we lose the true magic of Christmas. - Author: Toni Sorenson
Cats Christmas quotes by Toni Sorenson
#11. We are entrusted, you must know, with the revision of the English Dictionary. On the evidence of the Liverpool find of Christmas cards, in which occurred such couplets as:

Just to hope the day keeps fine
For you and your this Christmas time,


I hope this stocking's in your line
When stars shine bright at Christmas-time

I hold that "Christmas-time" was often pronounced "Christmas-tine", and that this is a dialect variant of the older "Christmas-tide". Quant denies this, with a warmth that is unusual in him.'
'Quant is right. - Author: Robert Graves
Cats Christmas quotes by Robert Graves
#12. The hotel was quaint, and their room had a little balcony over an atrium, which seemingly was home to several stray cats and had the stench of stale urine. Looking down, Lilac felt faint. The hairs on the back of her neck were erect. Sensing a haunting presence in the atrium below her, she quickly stepped back inside and closed the balcony windows to shut out the unwelcoming energy. - Author: Lali A. Love
Cats Christmas quotes by Lali A. Love
#13. The No. 1 best-selling Christmas album of all time is from Kenneth Bruce Gorelick, the Jewish smooth-jazz legend Kenny G. American Jews have always produced a lot of holiday music, just not Hanukkah music. - Author: Matisyahu
Cats Christmas quotes by Matisyahu
#14. Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. - Author: Stephen Leacock
Cats Christmas quotes by Stephen Leacock
#15. Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. - Author: Rod McKuen
Cats Christmas quotes by Rod McKuen
#16. Most murders are committed by someone who is known to the victim. In fact, you are most likely to be murdered by a member of your own family on Christmas day. - Author: Mark Haddon
Cats Christmas quotes by Mark Haddon
#17. I'm not ashamed to be a Christian. But you don't have to be in the pew every Sunday to know that there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. - Author: Rick Perry
Cats Christmas quotes by Rick Perry
#18. So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact. - Author: Trey Parker
Cats Christmas quotes by Trey Parker
#19. Even Mary had to let her child go…You have to wonder, as Mary watched Jesus on the cross, did she look back and ask herself if she had made a mistake? God had told her she would be the mother of the Savior. You can't get more devastated than Mary, watching her Son - the Savior - die…But Jesus' path wasn't for Mary to determine. Her greatest ability as a mother was to be His mother. To love Him, nurture Him, care for Him. She embraced her destiny, then let Him go to embrace His. You have to let your children embrace theirs. - Author: Susan May Warren
Cats Christmas quotes by Susan May Warren
#20. You see, even after decades of therapy and workshops and retreats and twelve-steps and meditation and even experiencing a very weird session of rebirthings, even after rappeling down mountains and walking over hot coals and jumping out of airplanes and watching elephant races and climbing the Great Wall of China, and even after floating down the Amazon and taking ayahuasca with an ex-husband and a witch doctor and speaking in tongues and fasting (both nutritional and verbal), I remained pelted and plagued by feelings of uncertainty and despair. Yes, even after sleeping with a senator, and waking up next to a dead friend, and celebrating Michael Jackson's last Christmas with him and his kids, I still did not feel - how shall I put this? - mentally sound. - Author: Carrie Fisher
Cats Christmas quotes by Carrie Fisher
#21. Wisdom of the Ages: "Christmas Eve" The last time three wise men were seen in the Middle East. - Author: Matthew Heines
Cats Christmas quotes by Matthew Heines
#22. Every sacrifice I make is for the good of my Clan - and for the other Clans around the lake. Even if that means sacrificing myself. - Author: Erin Hunter
Cats Christmas quotes by Erin Hunter
#23. This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
Cats Christmas quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
#24. Although I would appreciate it if you tried not to sound so bloody sarcastic. Beelzebub himself ticked me off the other day for not getting the proper respect from you blasted cats. He came all the way from Pandemonium because he found out that the Captain had started calling me "mate." I said to him: it's a different world nowadays, Beelzebub. It's not as respectful as it used to be. People on mobile phones; people cycling on the pavement; people cycling across pedestrian crossings even when the lights are against them. - Author: Lynne Truss
Cats Christmas quotes by Lynne Truss
#25. Cats aren't as friendly as they appear: fur, teeth, instinct, selfishness and cunning. Essentially they're just big rats. - Author: Richard House
Cats Christmas quotes by Richard House
#26. The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
Cats Christmas quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
#27. John [Travolta] and I have remained very close friends ever since we did Grease. When I was told that "You're the One That I Want" was named the #1 duet in history and, during a text chat with John letting him know he said "we should record a Christmas song." Of course I said yes. - Author: Olivia Newton-John
Cats Christmas quotes by Olivia Newton-John
#28. When angel meets Watcher, they're like two feral cats meeting each other in an alley. They raise their feathers, making their wings look spiky and larger than before. - Author: Susan Ee
Cats Christmas quotes by Susan Ee
#29. Christmas is God deciding to find people who didn't want to be found but could not afford not to be found. - Author: Craig D. Lounsbrough
Cats Christmas quotes by Craig D. Lounsbrough
#30. Giants isn't eating each other either, the BFG said. Nor is giants killing each other. Giants is not very lovely, but they is not killing each other. Nor is crockadowndillies killing other crockadowndillies. Nor is pussy-cats killing pussy-cats.

'They kill mice,' Sophie said.

'Ah, but they is not killing their own kind,' the BFG said. 'Human beans is the only animals that is killing their own kind.'

'Don't poisonous snakes kill each other?' Sophie asked. She was searching desperately for another creature that behaved as badly as the human.

'Even poisnowse snakes is never killing each other,' the BFG said. 'Nor is the most fearsome creatures like tigers and rhinostossterisses. None of them is ever killing their own kind. Has you ever thought about that?'

Sophie kept silent.

'I is not understanding human beans at all,' the BFG said.' You is a human bean and you is saying it is grizzling and horrigust for giants to be eating human beans. Right or left?'

'Right,' Sophie said.

'But human beans is squishing each other all the time,' the BFG said. 'They is shootling guns and going up in
aerioplanes to drop their bombs on each other's heads every week. Human beans is always killing other human beans.'

He was right. Of course he was right and Sophie knew it. She was beginning to wonder whether humans were actually any better than giants. 'Even so,' she said, defending her own race, - Author: Roald Dahl
Cats Christmas quotes by Roald Dahl
#31. Having played to her heart's content, Chibi would come inside and rest for a while. When she began to sleep on the sofa
like a talisman curled gently in the shape of a comma and dug up from a prehistoric archaeological site
a deep sense of happiness arrived, as if the house itself had dreamed this scene. - Author: Takashi Hiraide
Cats Christmas quotes by Takashi Hiraide
#32. CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God. - Author: Bill Watterson
Cats Christmas quotes by Bill Watterson
#33. dykes were put here to tip the scales! we have a very important job and i wouldn't trade it for the world. give me a choice between breeding, accelerated aging, living with an orangutan, and maid duty for life...or, autonomy, black boots, multiple orgasms, cats instead of kids, people who say what they mean, and nothing stopping me from doing whatever i wanna do...and guess which one i pick? - Author: Diane DiMassa
Cats Christmas quotes by Diane DiMassa
#34. There are other advantages," continued the child. "For instance, if one rat were cornered by nine cats, on the average, each cat would be ten percent rat and the rat would be ninety percent cat. If you happened to be a rat, you can see how much nicer it would make things. - Author: Norton Juster
Cats Christmas quotes by Norton Juster

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