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Sometimes when I'm going to the supermarket to get the coffee and cat litter, I get freaked out and see all these people staring, and you turn around and there's, like, 40 people all looking at you ... and when you go around the corner, they're all following you! You start freaking out like a trapped animal. ~ Kate Bush
Cat Litter quotes by Kate Bush
I could have more fun in cat litter. ~ Douglas Adams
Cat Litter quotes by Douglas Adams
Standing in cat litter is not the same as walking on the beach. Trust me, you can't pee on the beach. ~ Jarod Kintz
Cat Litter quotes by Jarod Kintz
Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet! ~ Nicole Polizzi
Cat Litter quotes by Nicole Polizzi
Sure, okay, I'll pick up some cat litter. Anything else?"
"Watch your back, G." Then she hung up.
Hero paused in her sobbing to look at me quizzically. "Why does your mom want cat litter? You guys don't even have a cat."
"She uses it for ... " I searched my brain madly, but all I could come up with was "teaching."
"She uses cat litter to teach English?"
I nodded. "She's kind of unconventional in her methods."
Hero frowned. "But how does she use it?"
The girl was relentless when she fixated on something. "Um, when their papers are really bad, she gives them a little bag of cat litter. It's her way of telling them their writing is crap." I laughed. "She's kooky. ~ Jody Gehrman
Cat Litter quotes by Jody Gehrman
It's probably long overdue for us to throw out what we think we know about love. Girls have grown up with too many fairy tale/date movies/romance bodice-rippers racing around in our heads - the warrior with his rippling muscles and the golden-maned damsel clinging to his breeches. The title is something like Savage Heat or Destiny's Desire. This is the fairy tale world where men and women always orgasm at the same time or where the man wakes the sleeping princess with a kiss, or where the hero slays the dragon and rescues the damsel from a tower, or where, essentially, everyone lives happily ever after and no one writes what happens next.
What happens next is that reality sets in. The golden bubble bursts. There are bills to pay. Someone has to walk the dog and clean the cat litter box and go to the grocery store for milk. ~ Stephanee Killen
Cat Litter quotes by Stephanee Killen
Alec tugged at the front of Max's sailor suit. "That's a lot of ribbons there, buddy." Max nodded sadly. "Too much ribbons." "What happened to your sweater?" "That's a fine question, Alexander. Allow me to unfold to you the tale. Max rolled his sweater in the cat litter," Magnus related. "So he could 'look like Daddy.' Thus he must wear the sailor suit of shame. I don't make the rules. Oh, wait, yes, I do." He waved a reproving finger at Max, who laughed again and tried to grab for the glitter of rings. ~ Cassandra Clare
Cat Litter quotes by Cassandra Clare
Cleaning cat litter is an unpleasant daily chore for me, but the DuraScoop makes it much less unpleasant. ~ Mark Frauenfelder
Cat Litter quotes by Mark Frauenfelder
the litter of Schrödinger's cat is all over our decision tasks ~ Tali Sharot
Cat Litter quotes by Tali Sharot
Barking machines!" Dylan exclaimed. "Didn't I tell you? I've never seen a beastie that couldn't get up on its own. Well, except a turtle. And one of my auntie's cats."
Alek raised an eyebrow. "And I'm sure your auntie's cat would have survived that aerial bomb."
"You'd be surprised. He's quite fast. ~ Scott Westerfeld
Cat Litter quotes by Scott Westerfeld
Time is money"

This expression says so much about our culture. If time is money, then when we do something that does not involve getting paid, is it a waste of time? A waste of money? ~ Jamie Cat Callan
Cat Litter quotes by Jamie Cat Callan
Spade-"If you'd refrain from slamming my face any more into this dirty rock floor, I'll do whatever you like," was his even reply. "Fancy
letting my head go?"
Cat-"Sure," I said with an unpleasant snicker, not relinquishing an ounce of pressure. "How about I let you floss with my jugular as
well? I don't think so. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Cat Litter quotes by Jeaniene Frost
The way the animals live, everybody envies them, because look, a cat, when it walks--did you ever see a cat making an aesthetic mistake. Did you ever see a badly formed cloud? Were the stars ever misarranged? When you watch the foam breaking on the seashore, did it ever make a bad pattern? Never. And yet we think in what we do, we make mistakes. ~ H.T. Hunt
Cat Litter quotes by H.T. Hunt
It has been seven years since you died. Of course what I'll say next is that time has flown by. I got old. All of a sudden, de repente. I walk with difficulty. I even drool. I leave the door unlocked in case I die in my sleep, but it's more likely I'll go endlessly on until I get put away someplace. I am already dotty.... It's not so strange that I talk to my cat but I feel silly because he is totally deaf. ~ Lucia Berlin
Cat Litter quotes by Lucia Berlin
I'm sure you've had many musicians in your soft spot. ~ Caisey Quinn
Cat Litter quotes by Caisey Quinn
The cats at the edge of the clearing were staring up at the sky, their eyes huge with fear. As he looked upward, Fireheart heard the beating of wings and saw a hawk circling above the trees, its harsh cry drifting on the air. At the same time he realized that one cat had not taken shelter; Snowkit was tumbling and playing in the middle of the open space.
"Snowkit!" Speckletail yowled desperately. ~ Erin Hunter
Cat Litter quotes by Erin Hunter
A home without a cat is just a house. ~ Anonymous
Cat Litter quotes by Anonymous
(Howard Dean) is proving that the Internet is a better, cheaper, and faster way to raise money than the old glad-handing of special interests and fat cat donors. He's also about to demonstrate that the Internet is a better place to spend campaign dollars than are TV stations and media time buys. The fact that Internet communications is free makes one-on-one retail politics more effective, more rapid, and less costly than mass communication. ~ Dick Morris
Cat Litter quotes by Dick Morris
On my face extended flat
I was walloped with a cat
For listening at the key-hole of the door. ~ W.S. Gilbert
Cat Litter quotes by W.S. Gilbert
A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him. ~ William Lyon Phelps
Cat Litter quotes by William Lyon Phelps
I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks. ~ R.L. LaFevers
Cat Litter quotes by R.L. LaFevers
Cat cleared her throat in the tense silence that followed. Uh, before this goes any further, let's at least introduce ourselves to your friend. I'm Cat, and this is my husband, Bones. We're part of Mencheres' twisted little fang family. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Cat Litter quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Wonderful things are possible when you dream big and use your imagination. ~ Cat Michaels
Cat Litter quotes by Cat Michaels
Remind me again why I followed you out here?"
Answer: Because curiosity killed the cat, Scarlett. You followed a good-looking stranger out into the dark and look where it got you – on the front porch, in the bitter cold.
"Don't beat yourself up about it – any one of those girls would have followed me out here, too."
Oh brother, he's modest too? "And why do you suppose that is?"
His broad shoulders shrug and damn, he must be freezing his ass off. "Captain of the baseball team. Handsome as fuck. Funny as hell."
"I don't…wow. I don't even know how to respond to that."
He gives me a tight-lipped smile. "It's a lot to take in all at once. ~ Sara Ney
Cat Litter quotes by Sara Ney
Good to see a youngster who appreciates the importance of being......Well Armed. But...That's not how we play TAG......Where I come from.
~Train Heartnet ~ Kentaro Yabuki
Cat Litter quotes by Kentaro Yabuki
I had a cat called Dizz, after Dizzy Gillespie. ~ Andy Serkis
Cat Litter quotes by Andy Serkis
Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There's a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. ~ Michele Bachmann
Cat Litter quotes by Michele Bachmann
Tastes like something that rhymes with cat." -Apollon ~ Kate Wrath
Cat Litter quotes by Kate Wrath
As my mum still candidly says, I was the runt of the litter. ~ Nick Moran
Cat Litter quotes by Nick Moran
We need a country literally full of cat guys and cat girls, bikers, politicians, clergy, and everyone in between, in order to keep millions from dying without homes. ~ Jackson Galaxy
Cat Litter quotes by Jackson Galaxy
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
Cat Litter quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant
If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand? ~ Cassandra Clare
Cat Litter quotes by Cassandra Clare
And there was just the cat, You. All alone. ~ Terry Pratchett
Cat Litter quotes by Terry Pratchett
Most cats do not approach humans recklessly. The possibility of concealed weapons, clods or sticks, tend to make them reserved. Homeless cats in particular-with some justification, unfortunately-consider humans their natural enemies. Much ceremony must be observed, and a number of diplomatic feelers put out, before establishing a state of truce. ~ Lloyd Alexander
Cat Litter quotes by Lloyd Alexander
Dali blinked at me. "Would you mind making coffee while you're dancing? I smell it on the bottom shelf, either first or second jar on the left."
I opened the first jar and looked inside. Coffee. The label said BORAX. "What's up with the labels?"
Dali shrugged. "You're in the house of a cat whose job is to spy. He thinks he's clever. I'd be careful with the silverware drawer. There might be a bomb in it. ~ Ilona Andrews
Cat Litter quotes by Ilona Andrews
His mind is trying to catch the thought as a cat tries to catch a shadow. ~ Jerry Spinelli
Cat Litter quotes by Jerry Spinelli
You don't even have a cat or a dog or anything?"
"You think I should?" George asks, a bit aggressive. The poor old guy doesn't have anything to love, he thinks Kenny is thinking.
"Hell, no! Didn't Baudelaire say they're liable to turn into demons and take over your life? ~ Christopher Isherwood
Cat Litter quotes by Christopher Isherwood
You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within. ~ Dan Howell
Cat Litter quotes by Dan Howell
A cat met up with a big male rat in the attic and chased him into a corner. The rat, trembling, said, 'Please don't eat me, Mr. Cat. I have to go back to my family. I have hungry children waiting for me. Please let me go.' The cat said, 'Don't worry, I won't eat you. To tell you the truth, I can't say this too loudly, but I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat any meat. You were lucky to run into me.' The rat said, 'Oh, what a wonderful day! What a lucky rat I am to meet up with a vegetarian cat!' But the very next second, the cat pounced on the rat, held him down with his claws, and sank his sharp teeth into the rat's throat. With his last, painful breath, the rat asked him, 'But Mr. Cat, didn't you say you're a vegetarian and don't eat any meat? Were you lying to me?' The cat licked his chops and said, 'True, I don't eat meat. That was no lie. I'm going to take you home in my mouth and trade you for lettuce.' ~ Haruki Murakami
Cat Litter quotes by Haruki Murakami
How some pre-teens lose their minds for boy bands, rock stars, and hot celebrities, I always lost my marbles for Beau. It all started when he climbed a tree to save my cat. I was eight. He was ten. He'd kissed me on the cheek. He'd wiped my tears. He'd held my hand. He'd hugged me close. He was my hero. He'd saved my cat. ~ Penny Reid
Cat Litter quotes by Penny Reid
I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter. ~ Russel Honore
Cat Litter quotes by Russel Honore
Similarly, Haynes (1998, viii) notes that many professional translators, and their organizations, remain remarkably uninformed with regards to the progress made in translation technology. He goes on to observe that many are so largely unenthusiastic about it - with attitudes lying somewhere between skeptical and scathing - their very ignorance seeming to contribute to their fear that their jobs will be threatened by this technology. ~ Lynne Bowker
Cat Litter quotes by Lynne Bowker
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Cat Litter quotes by Karan Gupta
Kids are doing meth in every town in the country, Cat. Dang. Get your head out of your butt. ~ Lauren Myracle
Cat Litter quotes by Lauren Myracle
If you want to be free, be free, because there's a million things to be. ~ Cat Stevens
Cat Litter quotes by Cat Stevens
Each cat has a distinct purrsonality. ~ Richard L. Peterson
Cat Litter quotes by Richard L. Peterson
These days, though, he was as unpredictable as an alley cat. One minute, he's purring on
your lap. The next, he's scowling at you from the window sill, and you're left wondering if he's plotting your demise over there, just waiting for you to fall asleep. That's Will. ~ Laura Miller
Cat Litter quotes by Laura Miller
Are these black cats like the hare?"

"No. They're smaller; they only want me to play with them. Fly away with them to a place on the other side of the moon. There's a garden there, all silvery-gold, and the cats and hares dance and jump round and round. They can jump so much farther than they can on earth; it's like flying, and they love it so. Sometimes I've felt as if I'd like to dance and jump through the air too, they looked so happy, and I've thought maybe if I did I wouldn't be afraid any more, but when I look they're all dancing round a Figure that sits still in the middle of the garden. A big black Figure with a hood on. And It hasn't got any face. Its face is so awful that It keeps it covered. And then I get so terribly afraid. And everything stops."

"And you see all that in the picture?"

"I don't know." She hesitated again. "I think it's partly dreams. After I've thought they were at the windows - the cats and the big hare. They sit there and watch, you see, after I've gone to sleep. But they don't come often. I don't usually know what's there."

She came closer and whispered, her blue eyes earnest and weird, "I don't think it's an animal hare. I think it's Aunt Sarai's hare, that maybe it came from hell. It isn't swearing to say that word just as the name of a place, is it? That's why people used to be so scared of witches' black cats, isn't it, because they thought they weren't earth-cats, they were from the devil? Mothe ~ Evangeline Walton
Cat Litter quotes by Evangeline Walton
I grew up with such an affinity to cats. I adore the way that they think and operate. ~ Guy Pearce
Cat Litter quotes by Guy Pearce
While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too. ~ Rita Mae Brown
Cat Litter quotes by Rita Mae Brown
You're a projectionist and you're tired and angry, but mostly you're bored so you start by taking a single frame of pornography collected by some other projectionist that you find stashed away in the booth, and you splice this frame of a lunging red penis or a yawning wet vagina close-up into another feature movie. This is one of those pet adventures, when the dog and cat are left behind by a traveling family and must find their way home. In reel three, just after the dog and cat, who have human voices and talk to each other, have eaten out of a garbage can, there's the flash of an erection. Tyler does this. ~ Chuck Palahniuk
Cat Litter quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
I am not the lonely human, plunked down on earth to aimlessly wander. I am a part of that earth and not going anywhere- just like the spider up in the corner, the dust on the sill, and the cat I buried in the backyard. -Jamaica Ritcher. ~ Jay Allison
Cat Litter quotes by Jay Allison
After a time Ara had to do her chores, leaving me on the porch with a fresh infusion of tea to drink, her garden to look at, and her words to consider.
Not that I got very far. There were too many questions. Like: Where did those guards go? Azmus had overcome one, but I didn't remember having seen any more. Then there were the unlocked doors. The one to my cell could be explained away, but not the outside one. If there was a conspiracy, was Azmus behind it? Or someone else--and if so, who; and more importantly, to what end?
It was just possible that those dashing aristos had contrived my escape for a game, just as a cruel cat will play with a mouse before the kill. Their well-publicized bet could certainly account for that. The wager would also serve very nicely as a warning to ordinary people not to interfere with their prey, I thought narrowly.
Which meant that if I'd left any clue to my trail, I had better move on. Soon. ~ Sherwood Smith
Cat Litter quotes by Sherwood Smith
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