Caleb Malphas Quotes

Don't look at me for this. As stated I lack the necessary female equipment for wet nursery. And I once killed a cactus and Bubba's goldfish watching over them. No offense, I don't want to kill Malphas or find a toilet big enough to flush him. Come to think of it, I don't recall him eating anything around me. Ever. Last time he went down, he told me he wanted blood to heal, and I only do that for the Red Cross. Nick ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ain't nothing going to eat you while Bubba's around." Caleb laughed. "They might toy with him for a bit but he won't let any past." Caleb to Nick.
"Is something wrong?" Nick to Bubba
"Nah ... I just ... " Bubba nervous.
"Please, God, Bubba, tell me you're not about to ask me out, are you?" Nick to Bubba.
Bubba made a rude sound at him. "Hell, nah. I'd date Mark first, provided he took a bath so I wouldn't have to fumigate my truck or store."
"But," Bubba continued, "now that you mention it ... that is what I wanted to ask you about."
"Dating Mark? Really?" Nick to Bubba.
'Cause the kid with a brand-new license was such an expert on going out with others. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Caleb! Stop napping!"Nick ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Go stand in the corner until you learn to be more positive in your thinking. You need an attitude adjustment, Mr Daeve!" Nick
"My attitude is fine. What I need is an environmental change where I'm not locked in a hovel with an ass" Glares at Jaden the Nick
"and a pimple."Caleb
"Why are you laughing?" Nick
"I'm reveling in the fact he left me off his hate list." Xev ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

How they look?" Bathymaas
"Not bad. They might actually survive a few battles." Caleb ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

The whole point of life is learning to live with the consequences of the bad decision we've made. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

I thought you two used to be pretty good friends back in high school?"

Clay lifted his mug again, his facial expression was not giving any indication of the amusement he felt. He thought someone needed to knock the hell out of Quinn Mason for a long time, and looked like Caleb was the one to do it. Quinn deserved it from Caleb, if for nothing more than the fact he had stuck his dick in the guy's sister. That was always a cause for an ass whooping between friends. ~ Alex Morgan

Sometimes the greatest adversities turn out to be the greatest blessings. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

I believe half of a writer's job is to, really, take you to another world and give you a view of things, information about another world that entertains you and informs you. ~ Caleb Carr

My boy doesn't want to come out of there baby, he missed his mama. ~ Jordan Silver

It is always safe to learn, even from our enemies; seldom safe to venture to instruct, even our friends. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

You want something to drink?" – Nick
"Human blood would be fabulous. But since I doubt you're donating, let me suffer for a minute longer." – Caleb ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Where is all your bravery now, Pet? No clawing, no hissing? Where's my though girl? - Caleb ~ C.J. Roberts

Our actions must clothe us with an immortality loathsome or glorious. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

So if it seems that some of what I'll have to say in the pages to come doesn't reflect the mellowing of age, that's only because I've never found that life and memories respond to time the way that tobacco does. ~ Caleb Carr

Contemporaries appreciate the person rather than their merit, posterity will regard the merit rather than the person. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

I just remembered. My hamster is loose."
"Is that a thing to say to a nice girl? ~ Caleb Crain

People think what they want. That's what I've had to accept," he says. "I can fight it, but that's exhausting. I can feel hurt about it, but that's torture. Or I can decide it's their loss. ~ Jay Asher

There is this paradox in pride - it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents others from becoming so. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

From its very inaction, idleness ultimately becomes the most active cause of evil; as a palsy is more to be dreaded than a fever. The Turks have a proverb which says that the devil tempts all other men, but that idle men tempt the devil. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

No men deserve the title of infidels so little as those to whom it has been usually applied; let any of those who renounce Christianity, write fairly down in a book all the absurdities that they believe instead of it, and they will find that it requires more faith to reject Christianity than to embrace it. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it: the pains of power are real, its pleasures imaginary. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

I have a grim outlook on the world, and in particular on humanity. Spent years denying it, but I am very misanthropic. And I live alone on a mountain for a reason. ~ Caleb Carr

You are worth fighting for. I haven't given up yet. - Caleb Drake ~ Tarryn Fisher

Purity lives and derives its life solely from the Spirit of God. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

All adverse and depressing influences can be overcome, not by fighting, by by rising above them. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

He who knows himself knows others. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

Genius, when employed in works whose tendency it is to demoralize and to degrade us, should be contemplated with abhorrence rather than with admiration; such a monument of its power, may indeed be stamped with immortality, but like the Coliseum at Rome, we deplore its magnificence because we detest the purposes for which it was designed. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

Nobility is a river that sets with a constant and undeviating current, directly into the great Pacific Ocean of Time; but, unlike all other rivers, it is more grand at its source, than at its termination. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

Hope is a prodigal young heir, and experience is his banker. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

The Chinese are brought up to believe that you should be silent in class. The teacher speaks, and you just listen and absorb what they say. ~ Caleb Deschanel

death could stop a lot of things, but it could never cut the bond of friendship. Caleb ~ Jennifer L. Armentrout

Tell me you love me, Caleb," I whispered.
He kissed me, refusing. "I wish I could, Kitten ~ C.J. Roberts

And when I heard her turn away, love made me beg. ~ C.J. Roberts

She skidded around a corner, slamming her shoulder into the wall and bouncing off of it without slowing.

Caleb?

Silence. Forty-six meters. A long stretch of hallway. She pushed faster, harder. Twenty meters.

She burst into the room in unison with a deafening crash of metal shearing metal. ~ G.S. Jennsen

I know you deserve to be happy. I know you deserve someone ... better, but I'm selfish. I want you. I want you bad enough to try and be someone better. ~ C.J. Roberts