Bridget Jones Diary 2 Quotes

One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk' or 'maybe you ... ' and you're never going to see them again and will have to spend the next six months having imaginary conversations in which they beg to come back, and bursting into tears at the sight of their toothbrush. ~ Helen Fielding

I take great comfort in the fact that they might kill me before things actually get worse. ~ Bridget Jones

Shut up, please. I am very busy and important. ~ Bridget Jones, Helen Fielding

I don't want to be singing my diary. ~ Norah Jones

A rose petal so soft I can't feel where it begins. ~ Bridget Collins

Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha) ~ Helen Fielding

Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'. ~ Bridget Golightly

Bridget Jones has a lot to answer for. ~ Daisy Donovan

So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a cliche, Ally McBeal and Bridget Jones put together, which was probably about how much I weighed ... ~ Jennifer Weiner

Dear Diary, the Heroine never cries. ~ Amelia F. Jones

All of her aunts said that Bridget looked exactly like her mother as a teenager. Staring at her, Bridget realised she had no memories of her mother being thin. ~ Siobhan Vivian

Govern with heart--and know when to use your teeth. ~ Bridget Hodder

You can't possibly be right for everything. ~ Bridget Regan

I love fairies. For dinner. - Varian ~ Bridget Blackwood

I ran through air that held me back. ~ Bridget Collins

who promises you fairness is lying. ~ Bridget Blackwood

Senior Republicans certainly expected the president to come clean over Miss Lewinsky. ~ Bridget Kendall

We make books - we make beautiful books - out of love. ~ Bridget Collins (author)

The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the place where he spent his happiest moments - but Bridget wasn't keen no having ash all over her duvet. ~ Bridget Golightly

If you have expectations, expect to be disappointed. ~ Bridget Earl Pehrson

Which was worse? To feel nothing, or to grieve for something you no longer remembered? Surely when you forgot, you'd forget to be sad, or what was the point? ~ Bridget Collins (author)

Binders are born, not made. And you are a binder born, boy. You may not like the idea of it much now. But you'll grow to understand. ~ Bridget Collins (author)

Girls in my school were always prettier. ~ Bridget Hall

I love the way the French shove chocolate into everything. It's, like, the best nervous tic ever. ~ Bridget Asher

Maybe I should have followed him; but somehow it went from too soon to too late, without the right moment in between. ~ Bridget Collins

Pink is not a color it is an "ATTITUDE". ~ Bridget Of Sweden

HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society! ~ Helen Fielding

They tried their best. Shayna and Emme crawled along their bellies in true Rambo-meets– Bridget Jones style ~ Cecy Robson

You know," he said, "you didn't have to go to all of this trouble just to get my attention. ~ Bridget Zinn

Like she knows what's inside of me, what makes me.... me. ~ Bridget Essex

A fart is not only a political statement; it is also a weapon. ~ Bridget Christie

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. ~ Bridget Hall

But now I have a child, and it's the best thing in the world. ~ Bridget Moynahan

I'm the kind of Flying Wallenda who prays for a good net. That's all. Just a good net. ~ Bridget Asher

Focusing isn't just an optical activity, it is also a mental one. ~ Bridget Riley

Gimme gimme you fucking greedy fucking cunt ~ Bridget Carpenter

This girl is good at voices. She actually wanted to be Isolde, because Isolde has a better part and this girl is pale and stringy and rumpled and always looks slightly alarmed, which are qualities that don't quite fit Isolde, and so she plays Bridget instead. In truth it is her longing to be an Isolde that most characterises her as a Bridget: Bridget is always wanting to be somebody else. ~ Eleanor Catton

Do I want this woman to be another assassin or just want me for my body? Is it wrong if I want both? - Varian ~ Bridget Blackwood

Awoke to find three vultures sitting on the fence. Realizing they were a portent of impending death I shot them. ~ Bridget Allison

I'm never without my personalised Anya Hindmarch diary - I keep my schedule online, too, but my diary is always in my bag. It's crammed Post-its. ~ Aerin Lauder

I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect ... instead I choose Chaka Khan ... and vodka ... Bridget Jones ~ Helen Fielding

You're such a drama queen, you know that Varian?" she rolled her eyes and smirked.
I winked. "You may address me as Her Royal Majesty. ~ Bridget Blackwood

Paris is a danger for people like me. We spend our rent money in Paris on clothes. ~ Bridget Kelly

Mary is the lily in God's garden. ~ Bridget Of Sweden

There's nothing like a good pair of heels. ~ Bridget Moynahan

I work with nature, although in completely new terms. ~ Bridget Riley

How you look isn't about the face you were born with, it's what you do with it. ~ Bridget Zinn

Write about the world where that name was first spoken. Write about the questions it throws up. And the answers you don't always have. ~ Bridget Whelan

The Lotus grows in the most inhabitable of environments, and yet its beauty and purity persevere. A reminder that not all have to conform . . . or settle for what is." - Theodore Teizel ~ Bridget Ladd

I never did mind about the little things. ~ Bridget Fonda

Ariana, there's a small rodent on your face. Thought you should know."
"It's a mustache. Kyra assured me that it's extremely convincing. ~ Bridget Zinn

As the artist picks his way along, rejecting and accepting as he goes, certain patterns of enquiry emerge. ~ Bridget Riley

It was strange how loud the world was when you weren't filling it up with your own noise. ~ Bridget Asher

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement. ~ Bridget Hall

Bridget cried for the leavers and the left. For the people, like herself, grimly forsaking what precious gifts they would ever get. ~ Ann Brashares

In any relationship, do what is right; not what you want to do. Eliminate selfishness. Eliminate neglect. ~ Bridget Earl Pehrson

Painting is a science pursued as an enquiry into the laws of nature ... Observation is considered the key to natural science. ~ Bridget Riley

I used to build up to sensation, accumulating tension until it released a perceptual experience. ~ Bridget Riley

I love 'Game of Thrones' and 'Breaking Bad.' ~ Bridget Regan

I have become that mother I used to dread. ~ Bridget Moynahan

I love Jet Li, he's really special. ~ Bridget Fonda

I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it's my own little victory over the demon drink. ~ Dougie Brimson

Your diary should be a nepenthe. ~ Joe Dunthorne

If fact, she mothers with such patience and grace that she's elegant, timelessly elegant. Ironically enough, one might even say that she has become forever elegant after all. ~ Bridget Asher

Anyone can leave a legacy of hate, anger or secrets … It takes great strength of character to leave an honest legacy of love. ~ M. Bridget Cook

playing that game! ~ Diary Wimpy

This mountain, the arched back of the earth risen before us, it made me feel humble, like a beggar, just lucky to be here at all, even briefly. ~ Bridget Asher

All Bridget Jones did was give us a word for it - singleton - which was the worst possible thing. ~ Daisy Donovan

I think this lack of a center has something to do with the loss of certainties that Christianity had to offer. ~ Bridget Riley

I have read all of James Patterson's Books except for the last 5.I have over 80 of his books. ~ Bridget Of Sweden

I'm not one of those people who thinks they simply deserve success. I have the drive to work. ~ Bridget Moynahan

I always kept a diary - not a diary like, 'Dear Diary, we got up at 5 A.M., and I wore the weird hair again and that white dress! Hi-yeee!' I'd just write. ~ Carrie Fisher

I never make studies from nature. They would get in the way. I make use of my mind. ~ Bridget Riley

O Mary, you give assistance to everyone endeavoring to rise to God! ~ Bridget Of Sweden

I read Stephen King as a junior high schooler. My father introduced me to Stephen King far too young, which I'm very grateful for now. ~ Bridget Carpenter

Tom Selleck brings in the babes of all ages, I have to tell you. You can be 60, 80, or 16 and still love that man. ~ Bridget Moynahan

I love Mickey Rourke. I think he's an all-American classic. He's great. ~ Bridget Everett

I had to jump out of a plane! The shoot was for an editorial for a magazine; and it called for skydiving. ~ Bridget Hall

I like you very much. Just as you are. Mark Darcy, Bridget Jones ~ Helen Fielding

I think when you slow Enrique [Iglesias] down and really listen to what he's saying, it's an explosion of bad taste. ~ Bridget Everett

In general, my paintings are multifocal. You can't call it unfocused space, but not being fixed to a single focus is very much of our time. ~ Bridget Riley

The truth is that everybody has a past and everybody has an ex. ~ Bridget Regan

I was raised on Bruce Lee. ~ Bridget Fonda

Bridget felt like she'd been sucked into a game of Clue. Delaney did it. In the football field. With an iron bar. Again, she had to force the words to die on her tongue. ~ Samantha Blake

don't expect me to be all dear diary this and dear diary that ~ Jeff Kinney

Feminism is not a fad. It's not like Angry Birds. Although it does involve a lot of angry birds. Bad example. ~ Bridget Christie

Nudity is who people are at the most interesting point of the evening, when they take off their protective layer, when no one is watching. ~ Bridget Fonda

If you let fear make decisions for you, fear will make good decisions - but only for its own sake, not yours. p. 161 ~ Bridget Asher

Nobody has ever said anything about Marion Jones every using performance-enhancing drugs and they never will. ~ Marion Jones

Painting is, I think, inevitably an archaic activity and one that depends on spiritual values. ~ Bridget Riley

For me nature is not landscape, but the dynamism of visual forces. ~ Bridget Riley

Snowboarding! I love it! Some of the best places to snowboard are Telluride and Park Cities, Utah. ~ Bridget Hall

It seems the deeper, truer personality of the artist only emerges in the making of decisions ... in refusing and accepting, changing and revising. ~ Bridget Riley

The world would have peace if only men of politics would follow the Gospels. ~ Bridget Of Sweden

The platonic love I feel for my cousin, made me write this diary ...
Leione ~ Pet Torres

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? ~ Cassandra Clare

If you think you know everything,
there's nothing else to learn, until you learn...you don't know everything. ~ Coach Bridget Burns

I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media. ~ Bridget Fonda

When 'Ally McBeal' started, I went, 'Oh, my God.' It's like what I was doing. 'Bridget Jones' was in the same vein. I identify with all of them. ~ Melanie Mayron

Our structure has always been two homes, and that's all my son has ever known. So you balance it. Make sure you have good support with your family and friends and nannies. ~ Bridget Moynahan