Boogers Quotes

I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in. ~ Johnny Depp

If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave. ~ Jarod Kintz

And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics. ~ William Joyce

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. ~ Bill Watterson

We don't need less kids, just more middle managers ... ~ Ryan Fitzpatrick

Whilst it may be our species greatest achievement, responsible for every technological advance we have or ever will make, science is also poop and sex and boogers. ~ Katie McKissick

The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish it had been brown. ~ Jarod Kintz

Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands out head and shoulders above the rest of her booger-eating friends. ~ Drew Magary

It's okay Luce, it's not about you, or how you used to eat your boogers until you were seven ~ Jay McLean

In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could flick long-range boogers. ~ Jarod Kintz

Nathan said nothing for a moment. Then, "There's nothing in my fur, is there?"
Simon gave the other Wolf a careful look. "No boogers."
"Good. I hate washing boogers out of fur."
"Who doesn't? What comes out of human noses is disgusting ... ~ Anne Bishop

Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I'm too congested to hear anything but I love you. Not that I expect you to flick it at me lightly. ~ Jarod Kintz

I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video. ~ Harry Redknapp

I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office. ~ William Joyce

I am so stupid, little man," I told Phillip. "No you're not. Lizzie in my class, she's stupid. She eats her boogers. You don't do that. I've been watching. ~ Mary Calmes

If I had a chance to do things over again, I might not start singing. It was my husband Doolittle's idea. He pushed me out there, the booger. And I'm out there now, so I might as well make the best of it. ~ Loretta Lynn

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. ~ Robin Williams

He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie. ~ John Hiatt