Bodeen Quotes

I quite agree with you. The sun is not kind. God should use a rose amber spot. ~ Dewitt Bodeen

I like to see a home like this, a home connected with people's thoughts and work, things they love. ~ Dewitt Bodeen

I suppose any note, no matter how sour, sounds like a song if you hold onto it long enough. ~ Dewitt Bodeen

What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing. ~ Dewitt Bodeen

Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depressions in the world consciousness. ~ Dewitt Bodeen

Most dads had hobbies that they passed down to their sons; hunting, fishing, auto repair. Dad's hobby was nuclear war, which meant his sons knew everything about it. ~ S.A. Bodeen

It's easier to revise lousy writing than to revise a blank sheet of paper. ~ S.A. Bodeen

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first ~ S.A. Bodeen

Dad brought it home from Paris when Terese was five. What other kid that age had a $10,000 oboe? ~ S.A. Bodeen

Animals are ever so psychic. There are some people who just can't come in here. The cats particularly seem to know. You can fool everybody, but landy M deary-me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right, if you know what I mean. ~ Dewitt Bodeen

My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of those black American Express cards not available to general public. Gumball machines didn't have slots for those. ~ S.A. Bodeen

Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes.
Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface.
Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight. Not much chance of that down here.
Place unopened pouch inside you shirt, allow you body temperature to warm your MRE.
I was surprised they left out: Place unopened pouch on ground and pee on it. ~ S.A. Bodeen