Bloopers Quotes

And with alphabetical irony Nigeria follows New Zealand ~ David Coleman

The American's head are on their chins a little bit at the moment ~ Ron Pickering

On the first day of middle school I wore high-heeled shoes that you weren't allowed to wear. I remember being so embarrassed because in every class I went to they kept pointing out that I couldn't wear these shoes. I wanted to call my mom and have her bring me new shoes! ~ Emma Stone

We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind ~ David Coleman

On the £20,000 Mercedes prizes for each winner at the World Athletics Championships in Stuttgart- Anyone good enough to win already has one. ~ Michael Johnson

The late start is due to the time. ~ David Coleman

And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman ~ David Coleman

Steve Ovett, Sebastian Coe, Steve Cram - the vanguard of our cream ~ Ron Pickering

The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind ~ Sebastian Coe

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front ~ Ron Pickering

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens. ~ Craig Ferguson

When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours. ~ Daley Thompson

Cram nailed his colours to the mast and threw down the Great Pretender ~ Ron Pickering

Bloopers and Blessings ... My Life! ~ Lugene Hessler Hammond

Software developers come mainly from engineering and don't see how similar their industry has become to the one that produces magazines, newspapers, books, TV shows, and movies. Most software developers haven't yet learned to develop and follow strict standards for layout and graphic design and to pay as much attention to detail as traditional publishers and media studios do. As a result, graphic design and layout bloopers often get a "Who cares? It looks OK to me!" reaction from developers. ~ Jeff Johnson

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking finger of the clock. ~ David Coleman

I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at each other. ~ Al Oerter

I have always sensed the exhilaration and independence of being self-propelled. Besides, you can jog while pushing a baby carriage. Maybe I'm a product of Wonder Woman comic books ~ Nina Kuscsik

I got bloopers, loopers and droppers. I got a jump ball, a be ball, a screw ball, a wobbly ball, a whipsy-dipsy-do, a hurry-up ball, a nothin' ball and a bat dodger. My be ball is a be ball 'cause it 'be' right were I want it, high and inside. It wiggles like a worm. Some I throw with my knuckles, some with two fingers. My whips-dipsy-do is a special fork ball I throw underhand and sidearm that slithers and sinks. I keep my thumb off the ball and use three fingers. The middle finger sticks up high, like a bent fork. ~ Paige