Blackadder 2 Tom Baker Quotes

It was actually, 'Where ever there is television, there is poor old shagged out Tom Baker running across the rocks and punting down the river.' ~ Tom Baker

To be adored is something I recommend ~ Tom Baker

Brighten someone's by adding a spoon full of kindness. ~ Tom Baker

Friends are like Lighthouses, with the sources of light coming from their hearts. ~ Tom Baker

I am a one success man. ~ Tom Baker

It's the end
but the moment has been prepared for. ~ Tom Baker

Private Baldrick: Would you like some Rat au Van, Sir?
Captain Blackadder: Rat au Van, Baldrick?
Private Baldrick: Yes Sir, it's Rat that's been...
Captain Blackadder, Private Baldrick: ... Run over by a van. ~ Blackadder Goes Forth

The success of a close friend is often wounding, especially if he has been poor for so long. ~ Tom Baker

Keepers of light carry invisible candles of hope, touching hearts and illuminating the souls of friends. ~ Tom Baker

I think people can believe in anything. ~ Tom Baker

When judging others it's the intangibles that we often miss. ~ Tom Baker

I think quite often a fate worse than death is life, for lots of people. ~ Tom Baker

Most drama in our lives is really rather squalid. ~ Tom Baker

Respect is more than giving consideration of one's feelings. It is showing common courtesy for another human being. ~ Tom Baker

Strive to have sunshine in our hearts each day. It will greatly improve our outlook. ~ Tom Baker

Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago ~ Tom Baker

I've learned It's the important little baby steps, which teaches us, how to grow. Moving up just one small notch, will help us more, than we know. ~ Tom Baker

A True Friend who leaves heart felt messages, can be a lighthouse to others, sharing light and truth, which comes from their heart. ~ Tom Baker

The thing is I'm very interested in bad taste, as anyone who's ever seen me perform or had dinner with me would know. ~ Tom Baker

A great tribute, is expressing the great love for a Grandmother we share with our children. ~ Tom Baker

I'm the only man in London that 'Don't talk to strange men' doesn't apply to. ~ Tom Baker

Politicians are just Daily Mail journalists writ large, aren't they? They're always telling us what's going to happen, and we know they don't know! ~ Tom Baker

From soul to soul, and heart to heart. May you be blessed, I wish to impart. ~ Tom Baker

Life is like the rungs on a ladder. The reason they are placed so close together is that we can learn to take baby steps and reach our destinations safely. ~ Tom Baker

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? ~ Tom Baker

I've never ever read a script. I really must read Macbeth, because I was in it once. I got a lot of laughs in that, I can tell you. ~ Tom Baker

Actors are able to trick themselves into treating anything as if it's fantastic. It's a kind of madness really. ~ Tom Baker

The Old Testament is my favourite science fantasy reading. ~ Tom Baker

I was never really happy until I became 'Doctor Who'. ~ Tom Baker

I have never described the time I was in Doctor Who as anything except a kind of ecstatic success, but all the rest has been rather a muddle and a disappointment. Compared to Doctor Who, it has been an outrageous failure really - it's so boring. ~ Tom Baker

Had Dr. Seuss been a slightly insane pornographer, he might have written a book like this.--reviewing Nicholson Baker's House of Holes ~ Tom Bissell

I never examined what I did in any great detail because I thought it would spoil things. I never read the scripts at all carefully, and never wanted to know what was going on, because I felt that being a benevolent alien that's the way it should be. ~ Tom Baker

I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness. ~ Tom Baker

I'm really not an actor of any kind. I've always seen myself as an entertainer, someone who makes people laugh. That's all I've ever wanted to do. 'Doctor Who' has always just been me, really. ~ Tom Baker

Well, I think if more people had more applause, it would make them feel better. I often give my wife a round of applause. If the meal is very good I give her a standing ovation. ~ Tom Baker

I was cutting and threading pipe in the tunnels to get water into the shower rooms for athletics. I was repairing old metal windows, fixing cement walls where rain was coming through, and drying out the maple gym floors in hopes of removing the warping. ~ Tom Baker

Blackadder was fifty-four and had come to editing Ash out of pique. He was the son and grandson of Scottish schoolmasters. His grandfather recited poetry on firelight evenings: Marmion, Childe Harold, Ragnarok. His father sent him to Downing College in Cambridge to study under F. R. Leavis. Leavis did to Blackadder what he did to serious students; he showed him the terrible, the magnificent importance and urgency of English literature and simultaneously deprived him of any confidence in his own capacity to contribute to, or change it. The young Blackadder wrote poems, imagined Dr Leavis's comments on them, and burned them. ~ A.S. Byatt

We are pre-disposed for fantasy, there is a natural impulse for human beings to want to get off their heads or out of their heads in something in a substance or a drink or an idea or a religion which will comfort them and make life exciting. ~ Tom Baker

War is a damnable, filthy thing and has destroyed civilization after civilization ~ Philip Noel-Baker, Baron Noel-Baker

I was playing Rasputin and what was motivating him was crumpet really, and I was extremely keen on crumpet so I was really rather good as Rasputin. And my next catastrophic failure was Macbeth, who I played in the style of a crumpet-lover, and then when Doctor Who came along, I embraced this lunacy, this cloud-cuckoo-land where people had to be convinced by absolute nonsense. I came from a very religious background, so it was easy for me to believe in something I knew nothing about. ~ Tom Baker

Meghann knew however strong the evil inside Simon Baldevar was, it was tempered by the love he had for her and their children. ~ Trisha Baker

If time was currency, we were all going broke. ~ Chandler Baker

There is so much power in naming your monsters. ~ Jes Baker

She could break him, and he didn't care. ~ Apryl Baker

You never learn anything by listening to yourself talk. ~ Eugene Baker

You're the hero of your own story. ~ Dan Baker

Money isn't everything. If anything it's a poison - Brackenbelly. ~ Gareth Baker

And one day, you, too, might grow up to be enchanting. ~ Tiffany Baker

The things we do for our friends. ~ Deb Baker

Greed and avarice have clouded their judgment, ~ Vernon Baker

Flying lessons? That's not very wifely. ~ Ellen Baker

I don't think it's gonna work ~ Chocolate Baker

Word For The Day KERFUFFLE (kuhr FUF uhl) n. Disorder; uproar; confusion ~ Deb Baker

No animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck. ~ Nicholson Baker

I don't think they'd ever make a movie about Chuck Baker but I'd love to play Chuck Baker. ~ Cillian Murphy

Friendship is love without his wings. ~ Stephen Baker

each had bullet through the head, ~ Apryl Baker

mountains of pancakes, eggs, and bacon. ~ Apryl Baker

I'm pretty sure the devil is made out of high fructose corn syrup. ~ Jonathan Baker

My body is not meant to be a mirror for other people's insecurities. ~ Jes Baker

You know,' said Jane, 'for a while there I thought we would be okay. ~ Adam Baker

She heard irony in his tone and the bitter pain gliding, sharklike, beneath it. ~ Nancy Baker

Perhaps the war is never won," Pierce said. "We must simply find satisfaction in survival. ~ Keith Baker

you out here," Ridge said. ~ Madeline Baker

The fields studded with sheep. ~ Jo Baker

Belief" is a bullshit word! ~ John Baker

Leave off, Tommy." Jake glares. ~ Apryl Baker

When Elizabeth is old enough to ask questions, I'll tell her that her father...my husband, Lord Baldevar, is a good man, one she should be proud to call Father. ~ Trisha Baker

INFJs are often accused of pushing people away, even though we long for deep relationships with others. ~ Marissa Baker

There is a feeble urgency behind all forced mannerisms of finery- haste and pomp cannot coincide.
~ Nicholson Baker

I woke up thinking a very pleasant thought. There is lots left in the world to read. ~ Nicholson Baker

Isn't that part of love, I wanted to ask, carrying someone else's ghosts for them? ~ Tiffany Baker

True believers aren't real receptive to the idea that what they're telling you is just mythology. ~ Kage Baker

You'd be amazed at how many self-proclaimed atheist will start to pray right before they die. ~ Apryl Baker

fast-food/gas-pump ~ Nicholson Baker

You see, every star hits periods of hardship,
It takes a brighter light to inspire them through the darkness. ~ Harry Baker

Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees. ~ Karle Wilson Baker

I wana go out like I came in... Naked and Screaming! ~ Christopher Baker

I'm not a guy that sits around and does nothing. ~ Dusty Baker

She wished the journey was over, but she did not want to arrive. ~ Jo Baker

If you think fate is fickle, try tempting it ~ S. Spencer Baker

I remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward. Mom ~ Apryl Baker

Story. (And anyway, Lori doesn't ask "why" questions. She's only ~ Christina Baker Kline

Ministry is simply about loving the person in front of you. ~ Heidi Baker

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness." ~ Chinese Proverb ~ Tim Baker

We are all just broken vases trying to keep the flowers alive. ~ Matthew James Baker

To those leaning on the sustaining infinite, today is big with blessings. ~ Mary Baker Eddy

If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead. ~ Christina Baker Kline

Every skilled baker was first an amateur! ~ Chris Geiger

She was as necessary as the sun to me ~ Tiffany Baker

My kids think I'm old and over the hill. ~ Simon Baker

You have no idea at all yet what you can bear! ~ Jo Baker

There's enough work in the Kingdom for everyone. ~ Lisa-Jo Baker

Greitens later wrote in his book, The Heart and the Fist. ~ Tom Manion Tom Sileo

True chaos comes from the garden of your soul;
where the wild flowers grow ~ Matt Baker

An excuse is a justification to make the soul feel good. ~ Regina Baker

On the face of things, we were hopelessly mismatched, but somehow we fit together perfectly. ~ Tiffany Baker

No one can steal your dream because God has built it into you. ~ Lisa-Jo Baker

The ability to change our past would be an endless quest to undo new mistakes. ~ Brenda Baker

You talk to your enemies, not just your friends. ~ James Baker