Bischoff Quotes

You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot.
Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious. ~ Susan Bischoff

Tim and Raine are coming in."
"Are they insane?"
"Apparently. ~ Susan Bischoff

Oh my God, cheese burn! ~ Susan Bischoff

Check it out. She's scandalously popular, insanely beautiful, and obviously in the middle of some emotional shoot-out to consent to date the human Tator Tot. ~ David Bischoff

Hey, do you want to end this right now?" Her eyes flared. "I wouldn't have asked you out if I'd wanted to end it. Sit back, eat and enjoy. Pretend I'm dead. ~ David Bischoff

Creativity. Inspiration. We worship them here, Donald. They are our guidance, and we revere them. Do you understand? Revere them. So many people think that writers merely sit down and string together words and poof! a piece of writing. Not so! ~ David Bischoff

Marco, honey, I'm gonna have to wreck your fantasy and tell that not only are Joss and I not involved with each other, and not only are we both straight-which you'd think any straight guy would realize-but I would do her and half the guys at this table before I would even let you watch me change my shoes"
Eric opened his mouth to say something but Kat immediately cut him off "No, Eric. You're in the other half ~ Susan Bischoff

It's better to swallow pride than blood. ~ David Bischoff

I should get points for not saying every dumb thing that pops in my head. ~ Susan Bischoff

...it doesn't matter if people love you or hate you, as long as they feel strongly one way or the other. The worst place you can be is in the middle. ~ Eric Bischoff

Parental looks rely a lot on brow positioning. Whereas the Dad Look involves the lowering of the brow as a whole, the Mom Look takes advantage of the power of the single, raised brow. Of Doom. ~ Susan Bischoff

How could I explain why I'd acted that way? How could I explain how scary it was, to find out that I needed her so much? Was I supposed to tell her how she'd changed everything? Like how U hadn't even realized how bad I felt until she'd made it better, just by looking at me. Like how I thought she was awesome, bad-ass ninja, and what I hated was the fact that I knew I couldn't protect her, when that's all I wanted to do. How could I explain, without sounding like a complete asshole, that I was so afraid of losing her I pushed her away?
I couldn't. ~ Susan Bischoff

How two people can be so completely in sync and so completely clueless about each other at the same time is absolutely beyond my ability to comprehend. ~ Susan Bischoff

I'm as apolitical as possible. I don't hang out with too many people. I'm a loner. For the most part, when I show up, I read a book or work on my computer, and stay out of everybody else's way. ~ Eric Bischoff

"Crazy," he muttered softly, "how much I need you."
Crazy, how something like that can feel like a kick in the chest, can hurt that much, can suck all the air right out of your body for a moment. And at the same time, settle over you, around you, so soft and warm and sweet, that you think nothing can ever be as good as this one moment.
Crazy.
That I can love you.
This much. ~ Susan Bischoff

This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin. ~ David Bischoff

Do you know how much damage we could do to each other in an hour? ~ David Bischoff

Just think of a safe location."
"Are there tennis balls in the soup?"
"Come on, be serious."
"A pear camping highway fire mask," he said, more intensely.
My heart rate, which had finally started slowing, sped up again. ~ Susan Bischoff

You better go to someone else for words. All I know is, there are some drums that sound good together and some that don't. I think we sound good together. ~ David Bischoff

I painted the lines and colours that affected my inner eye. I painted from memory without adding anything, without the details that I no longer saw in front of me. This is the reason for the simplicity of the painting, their obvious emptiness. I painted the impressions of my childhood, the dull colours of a forgotten day. ~ Ulrich Bischoff

You can't judge a book by its cover," he said. "No," said Watts. "But you can tell how much it's gonna cost! ~ David Bischoff

This is 1987. A girl can be whatever she wants to be." "I know," said Ray. "My mums a plumber. ~ David Bischoff

You break his heart," Watts told Amanda, "I'll break your face! ~ David Bischoff