Best Monsters University Quotes

Expensive illogicalities and inefficiencies do not worry the monsters of American bureaucracy, and the taxpayers are enthusiastic and eager to spend fortunes in the name of fighting crime. Prison places cost the US taxpayer more than university places. The American belief that prisons are the best way to combat crime has led to an incarceration rate that is at least five times that of almost any industrialised nation. Overcrowding is endemic. Conditions are appalling, varying from windowless, sensory-deprived isolation to barren futile brutality. ~ Howard Marks

I've read science fiction and fantasy all my life – though when you're a child, they just call that "books." The first book I ever read on my own was The Neverending Story. I studied classics at university, and in ancient literature, monsters, witches, magic, curses, and impossible machines aren't genre, they're just Tuesday afternoon. I had no idea that I was writing fantasy at first, because I was so saturated in Greek literature that it never occurred to me that my talking animals and sentient mazes were anything but realism. Our instinct toward folklore and magical stories, parables and imagining the future, are as much a part of the human experiences as divorce, grief, falling in love, politics, or raising children. I've always read fantastic literature, because it's always seemed truest to me. It makes the metaphorical literal and is all the more powerful for that immediacy and directness. I love genre fiction for the infinite expanse of stories it can tell – and it's been my constant companion since I was a very small child. ~ Catherynne M. Valente

There will always be monsters. Pretty monsters, sad monsters, bad monsters.
And Rune. ~ Laken Cane

Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'Here are our monsters,' without immediately turning the monsters into pets. ~ Jacques Derrida

Because not all monsters were monsters in the beginning. Some are monsters born of sorrow. ~ Fredrik Backman

Monsters don't exist. It's men you should be afraid of, not monsters. ~ Niccolo Ammaniti

Monsters were one thing. She was used to monsters, she could deal with monsters. A noise in the darkness, with nothing attached to it, was another. ~ Paul Cornell

God didn't create monsters. Monsters created themselves. ~ Karina Halle

Monsters are bad things, but monsters that do not walk and talk like monsters are the worst. ~ Matthew Dicks

She hated seeing monsters smile. Monsters should growl and snarl and be done with the pretenses. ~ Faith McKay

Where monsters lurked, love also waited.
Bigger than any monster could be. ~ Dianna Hardy

Oh, monsters are scared," said Lettie. "That's why they're monsters. ~ Neil Gaiman

You worry that we're becoming monsters. Merlin, we already were monsters. You didn't make us any worse. ~ Alastair Reynolds

Broken people don't hide from their monsters. Broken people let themselves be eaten. ~ Francesca Zappia

But what if the monsters come?"
"Fancy." Kit looked away from the drama to stare at her sister, surprised. "We are the monsters. ~ Dia Reeves

Man should be better than monsters.

Ah, but who are the monsters? ~ Guillermo Del Toro

The monsters were never
under my bed.
Because the monsters
were inside my head.


I fear no monsters,
for no monsters I see.
Because all this time
the monster has been me. ~ Nikita Gill

Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived with monsters, and the monsters swore that they would never hurt him, because even monsters dream of living happily ever after. ~ Seanan McGuire

I teach in the Divinity School at Duke University, a very secular university. But before Duke, I taught fourteen years at the University of Notre Dame. ~ Stanley Hauerwas

They call us monsters because it makes it easier to hurt us. But monsters are people, too. ~ Marjorie M. Liu

Only monsters could slay monsters. ~ Imraan Coovadia

I might be capable of making figures that have heart, conscience, passion, emotion and decency. But there's no call for that at all in the world. People are only interested in monsters and freaks, so I give them their monsters. Monsters are what they want! ~ Joseph Roth

Monsters cut children open and call it progress. Monsters murder entire groups of people without blinking but get upset when they have to wash human ash from their garden strawberries. Monsters are the ones who watch other people do these things and do nothing to stop it. ~ Ryan Graudin

Have you ever asked yourself, do monsters make war, or does war make monsters? ~ Laini Taylor

Monsters just outside our peripheral vision are scarier to contemplate than monsters miles away or in someplace only a fool would set foot in. ~ Andrew Pyper

Monsters, monsters! But there are no monsters! What you call monsters are superior forms, or forms beyond your understanding. Aren't the gods monsters? Isn't a man of genius a monster, like a tiger or a spider, like all individuals who live beyond social lies, in the dazzling and divine immortality of things? Why, I too then-am a monster! ~ Octave Mirbeau

The monsters are gone."
"Really?" Doubtful.
"I killed the monsters. That's what fathers do. ~ Fiona Wallace

The problem with people who say monsters don't really exist is that they're almost never saying it to the monsters. - Alice Healy ~ Seanan McGuire

The Nephilim - the bogeyman for monsters, and all those who could be monsters. ~ Cassandra Clare

Theres nothing to fear but
fears themselves, such as monsters,
rejection, food poisoning, redundancy,
monsters, and oxford commas. ~ Craig Benzine

Death is when the monsters get you. ~ Stephen King

I didn't completed my University Education ~ Bill Gates

There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster. ~ L Lawliet

meantime, here is a list of degrees for five of the nerdiest writers: J. STEWART BURNS BS Mathematics, Harvard University MS Mathematics, UC Berkeley DAVID S. COHEN BS Physics, Harvard University MS Computer Science, UC Berkeley AL JEAN BS Mathematics, Harvard University KEN KEELER BS Applied Mathematics, Harvard University PhD Applied Mathematics, Harvard University JEFF WESTBROOK BS Physics, Harvard University PhD Computer Science, Princeton University ~ Simon Singh

Some monsters disguise themselves so well you don't realize that they're monsters until it's too late. You check all of the usual places: under the bed, in the closet, behind the shower curtain, around that suspicious, dark corner of your room. No, some monsters don't look like monsters at all. But they are, have been, and always will be there. ~ Nikki Rae

Why is she here at Herot Hall, where at any second something bad could come down the mountain, or tunnel up from below? Monsters. There's a whole world filled with monsters. They everywhere ~ Maria Dahvana Headley

And I suggest we get there before nightfall, 'cause that's when the monsters come out."
"Monsters?" …
"Yeah, monsters. And my boyfriend? He's the scariest one. ~ Elizabeth Hunter

Monsters don't dress like monsters; they dress like humans. Even stranger, they rarely know they're the monsters. ~ Dennis Lehane

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I grew up really loving horror movies and genre movies. I was a big fan of Universal Monsters movies, read Famous Monsters magazine. I built monster models and creature effects. ~ Gregory Nicotero

He was drawn to the edge of things. To the places old mariners knew, and warned, "Beyond here be monsters." ... He stepped into the beyond, and found the monsters hidden deep inside all the reasonable, gentle, laughing people. He went where even they were afraid to go. ~ Louise Penny

Nothing so good as a university education, nor worse than a university without its education. ~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

The monsters in our valley were destroyed that day. Only a very few survived. But that was all right, because we didn't need monsters anymore. We had become them. ~ K.A. Applegate

I'm always looking for the monster. Not even just in horror. I want them in everything. Just give me the monsters. Logical conclusions don't satisfy. Monsters satisfy, absolutely. ~ Victor LaValle

Including my nine years as a student, the majority of my life has been at Hokkaido University. After my retirement from the university in 1994, I served at two private universities in Okayama Prefecture - Okayama University of Science and Kurashiki University of Science and the Arts - before retiring from university work in 2002. ~ Akira Suzuki

Our souls may be consumed by shadows, but that doesn't mean we have to behave as monsters. ~ Emm Cole

Monsters,' her dad said, a tear tracing his cheek. 'I live in a world of monsters. ~ Rick Riordan

All of Them are monsters, but not all monsters are Them. ~ Demitria Lunetta

I welcome monsters into my bed
and set a place for them at breakfast,
leave sugar out for their coffee
goddamn
I've always been so good at loving monsters ~ Fortesa Latifi

I wouldn't consider myself an outsider artist because I have a university degree in painting. ~ Marcel Dzama

Donald Trump had a university. Well, the state attorney general decided that the Donald Trump University was an unlicensed sham. And I thought, you know you're at a bad university when your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger. ~ David Letterman

Benny Imura sat in the dark and spoke with monsters.
It was like that every day.
It had become the pattern of his life. Shadows and blood. And monsters.
Everywhere.
Monsters. ~ Jonathan Maberry

There are many types of monsters in this world, monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble. Monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans, even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat, even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though the have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it because, in truth, I am that monster. ~ L Lawliet

Dei sub numine viget, Under God's power she flourishes ~ Princeton University

I never meant to hurt anyone.

Perhaps monsters never meant to hurt others, either. Perhaps monsters didn't even know they were monsters. ~ Amélie Wen Zhao

Monsters are easy, Miss Rook. They're monsters. But a monster in a suit? That's basically just a wicked man, and a wicked man is a more dangerous thing by far. ~ William Ritter

It was one thing to deal with monsters that were human in appearance. Another thing entirely to deal with humans who were monsters. ~ Samantha Young

If there was a university degree for greed, you cunts would all get first-class honours. ~ Paul Keating

The tradition you have at the University of Texas is like no other. ~ Roger Clemens

Imhotep never attended university,
but was the father of medicine.
Nimrod never attended military academy,
but was the father of conquests.
Noah never attended seminary,
but was the father of prophecy.

Guru Nanak never attended university,
but inestimable admire him.
Mohammed never attended university,
but innumerable honor him.
Buddha never attended university,
but incalculable praise him.

King David never attended university,
but numberless respect him.
King Solomon never attended university,
but endless celebrate him.
King Jesus never attended university,
but countless worship Him. ~ Matshona Dhliwayo

My monsters were lovable monsters. I gave them names - some were evil and some were good. They made sales, and that's always been my prime object in comics. ~ Jack Kirby

I do not sleep because I am not only afraid of the monsters at my door, but also of the monsters my own mind can conjure. The ones that live within. ~ Samantha Shannon

All monsters are queers. Who is able to bring the dead back to life? God and the Devil. The Devil makes dead men into monsters: immortal, immoral - and queer. ~ Derek McCormack

Monsters always make more trouble before they die. ~ Melinda Gebbie

This was in the good old days, when monsters were fantasy. ~ Hollis Seamon

Understand death? Sure. That was when the monsters got you. ~ Stephen King

Monsters know when they are recognized, just as bores do. ~ Thomas Harris

All evil here. Monsters. Little monsters and then big ones. ~ Sabaa Tahir

... we have bad dreams
because our brain is trying to protect us ... If we can figure out a way to beat the imaginary monsters ... Then the real monsters don't seem so scary ... That's why we like reading scary stories. ~ Dan Poblocki

The monsters in my head are scared of love ... ~ Diplo

I've been grateful enough, smart enough to take the work with Ian McKellen in Gods And Monsters. ~ Brendan Fraser

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. ~ Andy Samberg

I went to the University of Toronto for a year, and I'm always trying to get across what university is really like. ~ Scott Speedman

He famously defended fairy stories against those who said they told children that there were monsters; children already know that there are monsters, he said, and fairy stories teach them that monsters can be killed. We now know that the monsters may not simply have scales and sleep under a mountain. They may be in our own heads. ~ Terry Pratchett

Rafael?"
"Yeah?"
„Do we all have monsters?"
„Yes."
„Why does God give us so many monsters?"
„You want to know my theory?"
„Sure."
„I think it's other people who give us monsters. Maybe God doesn't have anything to do with it. ~ Benjamin Alire Saenz

No use in fearing the monsters under your bed when you've become them. ~ Kayla Krantz

University students are rarely able to cope with universals and death is the most embarrassing universal. ~ Kate Cruise O'Brien

I flunked my exam for university two times before I was accepted by what was considered my city's worst university, Hangzhou Teachers University. I was studying to be a high school English teacher. In my university, I was elected student chairman and later became chairman of the city's Students Federation. ~ Jack Ma

Custom makes monsters of us all. ~ Ngaio Marsh

We often live next to monsters unawares. ~ Christopher Buehlman

The world is chock-full of monsters. ~ Rafael Yglesias

We must have a university degree even if we never get a job in the area of knowledge we were forced to study. ~ Paulo Coelho

Men really need sea-monsters in their personal oceans. An ocean without its unnamed monsters would be like a completely dreamless sleep. ~ John Steinbeck

Most of the monsters ... are based on some sort of mythology. Every culture and even some geographical areas have monsters and mythology that is their own. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

The knowledge of languages was very useful. I have a university degree in foreign languages and literature. ~ Emma Bonino

I have absolutely no concept of work, except for university. But I like to talk to people a lot about their jobs. ~ Rachel Cusk

In feudal times the aristocracy had sent their sons to university, conferring superiority on the institution. Nowadays it was the other way round: the university conferred superiority on the man. ~ Ursula K. Le Guin

Who are the real monsters? ~ Beth Revis

I've always been into monsters. ~ Rhys Darby

Midian is where the monsters go. ~ Clive Barker

In order to master compassion, you have to spend time getting to know monsters. When you can do that you will see that there are no monsters, only people that acted like monsters because no one gave them the time or compassion to hear their story. ~ Shannon L. Alder

Heroes need monsters to establish their heroic credentials. You need something scary to overcome. ~ Margaret Atwood

I went to the University of Life and was chucked out. ~ Peter Cook

Jefferson also founded the first intentionally secularized university in America. His vision for the University of Virginia was for education finally free from traditional Christian dogma. He had a disdain for the influence that institutional Christianity had on education. At the University of Virginia there was no Christian curriculum and the school had no chaplain. ~ Daryl C. Cornett

Still, most of those effects occur in the context of harmless play and it is patently obvious that children are not normally turned into aggressive little monsters by TV or video games, since most children do not become aggressive little monsters. ~ Hugh Mackay

Perhaps we should keep our monsters about us, lest we become them ourselves. ~ Adam Dunn

Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters. ~ Alexander Anderson

As a child, I certainly had a fascination with monsters and vampires. ~ Johnny Depp

A thinking woman sleeps with monsters
that beak which grips her, she becomes. ~ Adrienne Rich

Other people imagined demons and monsters under the bed. Robert had actually seen them. ~ Kenneth Eade