Best Futurama Fry Quotes

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus; All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? ~ Billy West

With 'Futurama,' I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, 'You can only string the fans along so far.' ~ Matt Groening

Catholic versus Protestant, essentially. It's that kind of fight ... And it goes on to this day. Will we never learn? Who knows? Religion. Shit it. ~ Stephen Fry

Having a great intellect is no path to being happy. ~ Stephen Fry

There may always be another reality to make fiction of the truth we think we've arrived at. ~ Christopher Fry

Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world. ~ Stephen Fry

I have Van Gogh's ear for music ~ Stephen Fry

Not one word of the following is true ~ Stephen Fry

Mow the fuckers down. ~ Stephen Fry

Cambridge produces martyrs and Oxford burns them. ~ Stephen Fry

I'm-glad-to-be-your-mom ~ Erin Fry

Men are strange. It's almost unexpected to find they speak English. ~ Christopher Fry

You have already achieved the English-Language poet's most important goal: you can read, Write and speak English well enough to understand this sentence. ~ Stephen Fry

A small proportion to be spent on production, the rest for wine and senseless riot. ~ Stephen Fry

Thomas, only another Fifty years or so and then I promise to let you go. ~ Christopher Fry

The short answer to that is 'no.' The long answer is 'fuck no. ~ Stephen Fry

Your innocence is on at such a rakish angle it gives you quite an air of iniquity. ~ Christopher Fry

What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean. ~ Christopher Fry

For the world seems never to offer anything worthwhile without also providing a dreadful opposite. ~ Stephen Fry

Despite being programmed for etiquette and protocol, C-3PO had a singularly awful sense of diplomacy. ~ Jason Fry

kitten doing?" Margaret asked ~ Patricia Fry

There can't be that many individual souls. Not souls like mine. There isn't room. There can't be. ~ Stephen Fry

A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free. ~ Stephen Fry

Pomposity and indignation grow in old age, like nostril hairs and earlobes. ~ Stephen Fry

Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties. ~ Stephen Fry

Come back, and do that thing, be lovely to each-other. ~ Stephen Fry

Like a Frenchman, far from home, catching a whiff of Gauloise. ~ Stephen Fry

J.S. Bach almost persuades me to be a Christian. ~ Roger Fry

The trees were as bright as a shower of broken glass. ~ Christopher Fry

If you have been, I'm glad you've stopped. ~ Stephen Fry

The girl who played Gwendolen stood out like a good deed in a naughty world. ~ Stephen Fry

You should edit before and after editing. ~ Dwayne Fry

everybody knew the only thing that made Goss more miserable than pilots was pilots having fun. ~ Jason Fry

Slow down and think. Panic doesn't solve problems; it just creates new ones. ~ Jason Fry

You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool. ~ Stephen Fry

When you do not understand how something works it is perhaps natural to question and to doubt. ~ Stephen Fry

A true thing, poorly expressed, is a lie. ~ Stephen Fry

Better sexy and racy
Than sexist and racist ~ Stephen Fry

I believe that poetry is a primal impulse within us all. ~ Stephen Fry

No adolescent ever wants to be understood, which is why they complain about being misunderstood all the time. ~ Stephen Fry

We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters. ~ Jason Fry

I'm a fan or naysayer like everyone else, not an authority of any kind. ~ Paul Fry

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. ~ Stephen Fry

Body parts have nothing to do with love, and why anyone would think so is beyond me. ~ E.A. Fry

I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. ~ Stephen Fry

It is probably best for us not to concentrate in too literal a fashion on the temporal structure of myth. ~ Stephen Fry

We hold on STEVE's still smiling face as MICHAEL passes by. STEVE's eyes follow MICHAEL out of the room and then the smile disappears.
It is replaced by a look of hunger and desolation. ~ Stephen Fry

If that kind of poetry doesn't make your bosom heave then I fear we shall never be friends. ~ Stephen Fry

Since my earliest years I felt nothing but shame for the useless casing of flesh I inhabit. ~ Stephen Fry

wisdom is the ability to cope ~ Stephen Fry

Equality is a mortuary word. ~ Christopher Fry

Something changes in the brain when you know surviving the next few minutes is determined solely by your ability to go unnoticed. ~ RaeLynn Fry

Could do better' is a meaningless conclusion. 'Could be happier' is the only one that counts. ~ Stephen Fry

ALIZON They told me no one was here.
RICHARD It would be me they meant. ~ Christopher Fry

It would be impossible to imagine going through life without swearing, and without enjoying swearing. ~ Stephen Fry

R2-D2 squawked derisively.
"Hey, sacred island," Luke said. "Watch the language. ~ Jason Fry

We keep our insignificant blemishes so that we can blame them for our larger defects. ~ Stephen Fry

The Gay News critic wrote that I 'carried the lilt of the Irish without the brogue'. ~ Stephen Fry

I can fry hollandaise, I can fry ketchup, I can fry mustard. ~ Wylie Dufresne

I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable. ~ Stephen Fry

First I have a think, and then I put a line around it. ~ Roger Fry

Wit can be beautiful, because it expresses and distills an idea. ~ Stephen Fry

A Hungarian Jew, as he looked to observe, is the only man who can follow you into a revolving door and come out first. ~ Stephen Fry

If at first you don't fricassee, Fry, fry a hen! ~ Carol Ryrie Brink

Feelings are not something to which one does or does not have rights. ~ Stephen Fry

Indulgences, not fulfillment, is what the world Permits us. ~ Christopher Fry

Mental health is one of the last great taboos. ~ Stephen Fry

Compromise is a stalling between two fools. ~ Stephen Fry

Nature admits no hierarchy of beauty or usefulness or importance. ~ Stephen Fry

You are who you are when nobody's watching. ~ Stephen Fry

I believe one of the greatest human failings is to prefer to be right than to be effective ~ Stephen Fry

Other people's tears were more than Adrian could cope with. Did you put an arm round them? Did you pretend not to notice? ~ Stephen Fry

A real education takes place, not in the lecture hall or library, but in the rooms of friends, with earnest frolic and happy disputation. ~ Stephen Fry

Narratives were far easier to shape than battles. ~ Jason Fry

Has made an honest woman of the supernatural. ~ Christopher Fry

You just witnessed an old-fashioned rump kicking. ~ Hayden Fry

How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises? ~ Stephen Fry

You can almost define a convict as one who lacks precisely the kind of wisdom and self-control necessary to derive long-term advantage from short-term discomfort. ~ Stephen Fry

Blame, certainly, is a dish only edible when served fresh and warm. Old blames, grudges and scores congeal and curdle and cause the most terrible indigestion. ~ Stephen Fry

In a dung heap, even a plastic bead can gleam like a sapphire. ~ Stephen Fry

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books ~ Stephen Fry

The thing I'm most proud of here at Iowa is putting the ANF on our headgear. ~ Hayden Fry

I've always been aware of my sexuality, but I never quite knew what it meant ... ~ Stephen Fry

If you stay with this game long enough, the worm is bound to turn. ~ Hayden Fry

It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind. - About The Da Vinci Code ~ Stephen Fry

I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight. ~ Stephen Fry

Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators. ~ Stephen Fry

The only thing you can do to make catfish edible is fry them. ~ Blake Shelton

But happiness is no respecter of persons. ~ Stephen Fry

Skills can be trained, character is inbred. ~ Jeffrey Fry

Because, let's face it, I do not get offered the parts that Brad Pitt has just turned down. ~ Stephen Fry

I wanted a name that would put us first in the phone directory, or second if you count ABBA. ~ Martin Fry

It is simply a question of fulfilment. You feel perfectly alive and magnificently perfected by the knowledge that you are doing what you were put on earth to do. ~ Stephen Fry

You can never hope to recapture the first fine careless rapture ~ Stephen Fry

I want to be a part of the stories that need to be told. ~ Lucy Fry

It's always our touches of vanity that manage to betray us. ~ Christopher Fry

Simon Gray, I decided when I first witnessed this frog into prince transformation, did not have a drinking problem. He had a drinking solution. ~ Stephen Fry

Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good. ~ Stephen Fry

But the faith of her homeworld of Gatalenta taught that no one who reached salvation arrived there alone--they brought along all those whose love and compassion had helped deliver them. ~ Jason Fry

A point of view, a single way of thinking that encompasses all elements of a subject, allows essays more or less to write themselves. ~ Stephen Fry