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My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. ~ Gary Allan
Beer Drinking quotes by Gary Allan
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. ~ Kurt Vonnegut
Beer Drinking quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation. ~ John Ciardi
Beer Drinking quotes by John Ciardi
You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level. ~ Hulk Hogan
Beer Drinking quotes by Hulk Hogan
Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion."
"Which is what?" Teft asked. "With spears?"
Rock laughed. "No, no. We upon the Peaks are not barbarians like you down here."
"How then?" Kaladin asked, genuinely curious.
"Well," Rock said, "is involving much mudbeer and singing."
"How's that a duel?"
"He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon' everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about."
Teft laughed. "Beats knives at dawn, I suppose. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Beer Drinking quotes by Brandon Sanderson
She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk. ~ Sara Sheridan
Beer Drinking quotes by Sara Sheridan
The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all different kinds of dancers, smilers, swayers, swirlers, smokers, beer-drinking boppers, tripsters, spinners. I looked back at the crowd ... and saw the show for a moment as a jewel ... like a gem in a bracelet: an ornament on the body of the country, glittering in the coming darkness. ~ Jason Burke
Beer Drinking quotes by Jason Burke
Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not as shy and quiet as I was in the past, I credit that to my years of drinking at bars and partys and conversing with people I would never useally talk to, it was then I relized that even without drinking I could still talk to people just as easy. But It is still a little funner with a few beers in me. ~ Kenny D. Eichenberg
Beer Drinking quotes by Kenny D. Eichenberg
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ~ Jeff Foxworthy
Beer Drinking quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats. ~ Dave Barry
Beer Drinking quotes by Dave Barry
Life is like a beer. When the bubbles blew over, that was when the beer started. The beer is only half as good without the foam. ~ Vann Chow
Beer Drinking quotes by Vann Chow
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. ~ Richard Burton
Beer Drinking quotes by Richard Burton
Good people drink good beer. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
Beer Drinking quotes by Hunter S. Thompson
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. ~ Chelsea Handler
Beer Drinking quotes by Chelsea Handler
I have never heard of the Wife Project. But I'm about to. In detail.'
'Of course,' I said. 'But we should time-share it with pizza-consumption and beer-drinking.'
'Of course,' said Rosie ~ Graeme Simsion
Beer Drinking quotes by Graeme Simsion
The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller amounts, and I would do coke for less periods of time. And that process just kept increasing and increasing until I wasn't using it at all. I didn't go on a program anywhere. I didn't join an organization or detox anywhere. I just slowly tapered off until it was gone. That was also true of my heavy pot use. I just tapered off until there was almost no use at all. And the same thing was true of drinking tons of beer. ~ George Carlin
Beer Drinking quotes by George Carlin
The music started. I felt the blood run out of my face, leaving me cold.
"Oh, oak and ash," I said. "This isn't happening."
I wasn't the only to have that thought. Quentin pushed through the crowd to stand on my other side....
"That's the Luidaeg," he said, sounding dazed.
"Uh huh," I agreed.
"That's the Luidaeg, singing 'Poor Unfortunate Souls.' In a karaoke bar. In front of other people.
"Uh huh," I agreed again. Doing anything else seemed impossible. Well, except for maybe drinking my beer. Drinking my beer, I could do. I drank some of my beer.
The Luidaeg did not disappear. The Luidaeg remained on the stage, belting out the sea witch's song from Disney's 'The Little Mermaid.' Given that the Luidaeg IS the sea witch according to every legend I've ever heard, the overall effect was more than a little jarring.
"We're gonna need more beer," said Danny. ~ Seanan McGuire
Beer Drinking quotes by Seanan McGuire
'I see,' said Karl, staring at the quickly emptying basket and listening to the curious noise which Robinson made in drinking, for the beer seemed first to plunge right down into his throat and gurgle up again with a sort of whistle before finally pouring its flood into the deep. ~ Franz Kafka
Beer Drinking quotes by Franz Kafka
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer. ~ Granger Smith
Beer Drinking quotes by Granger Smith
I had hit on the most positive solution to the world's most negative problems. What we needed were a bunch of little, hairy Hobbits! Not large armies of Gondoreans and Rohirrim, just beer drinking, song-singing, riddle-solving, barrel-riding, pipe-weed-smokin', second-breakfast-eatin', long-walkin' Hobbits! ~ Steve Bivans
Beer Drinking quotes by Steve Bivans
I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I'm a cat. (Ravyn)
I suppose it's a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking pig. (Susan) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Beer Drinking quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today. ~ Joe Perry
Beer Drinking quotes by Joe Perry
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. ~ Johnny Damon
Beer Drinking quotes by Johnny Damon
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest. ~ Scott Adams
Beer Drinking quotes by Scott Adams
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. ~ John Churchill, 1st Duke Of Marlborough
Beer Drinking quotes by John Churchill, 1st Duke Of Marlborough
With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that necessity constantly to demonstrate masculine sameness, which provided one of the most flattening sources of uniformity. ~ Donald Horne
Beer Drinking quotes by Donald Horne
If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party. ~ Kenny D. Eichenberg
Beer Drinking quotes by Kenny D. Eichenberg
Nowadays, especially when you think of electronic music, it's like, the producer is mostly the one who makes the music or the beats and everything. But I am more, since I'm that old, when I started to make music the producer was just sitting in the back shouting and drinking beer. ~ Karin Dreijer Andersson
Beer Drinking quotes by Karin Dreijer Andersson
Homer no function beer well without. ~ Homer
Beer Drinking quotes by Homer
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. ~ Dave Barry
Beer Drinking quotes by Dave Barry
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. ~ Anthony Bourdain
Beer Drinking quotes by Anthony Bourdain
...it was just a version of Rimbaud in Harar: the exile, a selfish beast with modest fantasies of power, secretly enjoying a life of beer drinking and scribbling and occasional mythomania in a nice climate where there were no interruptions, such as unwelcome letters or faxes or cell phones. It was an eccentric ideal, life lived off the map.¨ ~ Paul Theroux
Beer Drinking quotes by Paul Theroux
So tell me something, how did you do that earlier trick?"
Ravyn grimaced. "What trick?"
"The cat thing. How did you switch?"
Why did humans always want that question answered? Even if he explained it, it wasn't like they could do it. "It's magick," he said sarcastically. "I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I'm a cat."
She narrowed her eyes at him. "I suppose it's a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking Pig. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Beer Drinking quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. ~ Billy Carter
Beer Drinking quotes by Billy Carter
Is this the end of all the endings?
My broken bones are mending
With all these nights we're spending
Up on the roof with a school girl crush
Drinking beer out of plastic cups
You say you fancy me not fancy stuff.
All at once this is enough. ~ Taylor Swift
Beer Drinking quotes by Taylor Swift
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] ~ Benjamin Franklin
Beer Drinking quotes by Benjamin Franklin
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to light the filter ends of cigarettes. ~ Dave Barry
Beer Drinking quotes by Dave Barry
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. ~ Ray Bradbury
Beer Drinking quotes by Ray Bradbury
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. ~ Ernest Hemingway,
Beer Drinking quotes by Ernest Hemingway,
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal. ~ Brigit Of Kildare
Beer Drinking quotes by Brigit Of Kildare
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. ~ Rebecca Miller
Beer Drinking quotes by Rebecca Miller
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science. ~ Yann Martel
Beer Drinking quotes by Yann Martel
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way. ~ Robert Black
Beer Drinking quotes by Robert Black
Before going on set in California, the producers had Chris fill out a form that, among other things, listed some of his special qualifications. His answer: Shooting, shit talking, and beer drinking. ~ Taya Kyle
Beer Drinking quotes by Taya Kyle
I was so done with looking at life through the eyes of beer-drinking cheese-heads. I wanted to go on that mission trip and look through the eyes of someone from a different culture and see what they saw. I wanted to meet people who didn't crush the can of what they just drank on their forehead.-Rebecca Meyer, Crooked Lines ~ Holly Michael
Beer Drinking quotes by Holly Michael
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. ~ Martin Mull
Beer Drinking quotes by Martin Mull
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! ~ Homer
Beer Drinking quotes by Homer
I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me. ~ Robin Williams
Beer Drinking quotes by Robin Williams
I think Islam, for me, helped me see how similar we all are. If my views are not traditional it's because of being raised in American society. Things that are taboo in an Islamic society are magnified in this society: drinking, extramarital affairs, all kinds of stuff like that. I have to apply the human aspect of all our culture dictates ... ~ Chali 2na
Beer Drinking quotes by Chali 2na
Actually, they fought to fill the emptiness of their lives as they filled their empty glasses. They fought - not because the liquor was in them, but because it did not fill them enough. ~ Nelson Algren
Beer Drinking quotes by Nelson Algren
One of the reasons for his drinking, Henry said, was John's mama used to make the whole family get down on their knees and pray like fury everytime John's daddy
Henry's first cousin, I believe
would come home boozed, and John never quite got it straight that they weren't thanking the good Lord for his blessing same as they did at the supper table. So according to Henry booze come to be sort of holy to him and with faith like that John grew up religious as a deacon. ~ Ken Kesey
Beer Drinking quotes by Ken Kesey
Now she's drinking coffee from an owl mug. ~ Ella James
Beer Drinking quotes by Ella James
For me going out to party never meant drinking or taking drugs. ~ Pedro Winter
Beer Drinking quotes by Pedro Winter
They want the PK to dress like a grandparent and behave like Jesus. But they also seem to wait for the time when the pastor's daughter makes out and the son drinks beer. ~ Barnabas Piper
Beer Drinking quotes by Barnabas Piper
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families. ~ Thomas Jefferson
Beer Drinking quotes by Thomas Jefferson
Don't you want to find your purpose?'
Lara glared at her. 'Right now my purpose is to get the hell out of here and then I'll figure the rest of it out the normal way; by drinking vodka. Or maybe I'll read Eat, Pray, Love all the way through ... ~ Lola Salt
Beer Drinking quotes by Lola Salt
You wouldn't understand anything that isn't drinking, smoking, or womanizing."
He shook his head. "You're the only one I want, Rose. ~ Richelle Mead
Beer Drinking quotes by Richelle Mead
He brought in the bread, cheese, and beer, with many high encomiums upon their excellence. ~ Charles Dickens
Beer Drinking quotes by Charles Dickens
Goldfish in a glass bowl are harmless to the human mind, maybe even helpful to minds casting about for something, anything, to think about. But goldfish let loose, propagating themselves, worst of all surviving in what has to be a sessile eddy of the East River, somehow threaten us all. We do not like to think that life is possible under some conditions, especially the conditions of a Manhattan pond. There are four abandoned ties, any number of broken beer bottles, fourteen shoes and a single sneaker, and a visible layer, all over the surface, of that grayish-green film that settles on all New York surfaces. The mud at the banks of the pond is not proper country mud but reconstituted Manhattan landfill, ancient garbage, fossilized coffee grounds and grapefruit rind, the defecation of a city. For goldfish to be swimming in such water, streaking back and forth mysteriously in small schools, feeding, obviously feeding, looking as healthy and well-off as goldfish in the costliest kind of window-box aquarium, means something is wrong with our standards. It is, in some deep sense beyond words, insulting. ~ Lewis Thomas
Beer Drinking quotes by Lewis Thomas
To have touched the feet of Christ is no excuse for mistakes in punctuation.
If a man writes well only when he's drunk, then I'll tell him: Get drunk. And if he says that it's bad for his liver, I'll answer: What's your liver? A dead thing that lives while you live, whereas the poems you write live without while. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Beer Drinking quotes by Fernando Pessoa
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. ~ Dave Mustaine
Beer Drinking quotes by Dave Mustaine
If you don't know what else to do, drink beer. ~ Wally Byam
Beer Drinking quotes by Wally Byam
Someone misdirected you [...] Most writers in New York don't do much writing. They spend their time talking and drinking bootleg liquor. That's what we do, at any rate. ~ J.J. Murphy
Beer Drinking quotes by J.J. Murphy
I kept going deeper and deeper into this world of repetition ... The sad thing is, people don't want to believe that the person they're in love with is out of his mind, drinking and using, so if you give them even half an excuse, they're going to want to believe it. A girl with no prior exposure to the disease had to be blissfully unaware of the nefarious tricks of the dope fiend. That's how I was able to get high all summer and autumn and pretend like it wasn't happening. I was saying, 'I'm sick.' I was deteriorating physically and emotionally. Jaime was tolerant, and it did speak well of her character, because she was not the type to abandon ship during a crisis. She didn't consider backing off or bowing out, she was just there, which I can't say about everybody. I don't know if I could say it even about myself. ~ Anthony Kiedis
Beer Drinking quotes by Anthony Kiedis
Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick. ~ Gary Smalley
Beer Drinking quotes by Gary Smalley
I don't fool you, do I? Those others" - he waved a vague hand to indicate their
missing comrades - "they think I'm all that - but you know better, don't you."
"Know what?" she'd asked.
He leaned forward, smelling of beer and cigarettes. "You know I'm a fraud. I can
feel the beast inside me, screaming to get out. And if I loose it, it will pull me up to greatness despite myself."
"So why not let it free?" She hadn't been a werewolf then. The world had been a gentler place, the monsters safely in their closets, and she had been brave in her ignorance.
His eyes were old and weary, his voice slurring a bit. "Because then everyone would
see," he told her.
"See what?"
"Me. ~ Patricia Briggs
Beer Drinking quotes by Patricia Briggs
There has now emerged a global call for restoration of deforested lands, given the growing recognition that forests provide a disproportionate amount of the services - drinking and irrigation water, climate
change mitigation, stormwater management, and recreation - that allow humanity to survive in the long term. ~ Daniel C Esty
Beer Drinking quotes by Daniel C Esty
Oh I can't stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking the coffee and I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing. ~ Lorelai
Beer Drinking quotes by Lorelai
So I got into the bed with him. I held his hand even though it felt limp. Maybe I should have been mad at him for getting behind the wheel of a car when he'd been drinking. But I couldn't ever get very mad at Harry. I knew he was always doing the very best he could with the pain he felt at any given moment. And this, however tragic, had been the best he could do. ~ Taylor Jenkins Reid
Beer Drinking quotes by Taylor Jenkins Reid
China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers. ~ Howard Schultz
Beer Drinking quotes by Howard Schultz
When Marino's needs us, we chip in.I just hate when chipping involves waiting tables. I have to write down orders so I don't forget them, am scarily clumsy with hot plates, and, humiliatingly, have to get someone else to bring the wine or beer when customers order it, because I'm not eighteen, and it's illegal for underage me to seve alcohol. ~ Melissa Jensen
Beer Drinking quotes by Melissa Jensen
Really? You've started drinking whiskey before lunch?" Rush wasn't giving in ...
"He's fucking your sister. Hell, anyone that stupid has to drink to stay sane," Dean said in a bored tone. ~ Abbi Glines
Beer Drinking quotes by Abbi Glines
I arrived at 7.04 p.m. only to find that the bar did not open until 9.00 p.m. Incredible. No wonder people make mistakes at work. Would it be full of surgeons and flight controllers, drinking until after midnight then working the next day? ~ Graeme Simsion
Beer Drinking quotes by Graeme Simsion
Not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die. ~ Anne Lamott
Beer Drinking quotes by Anne Lamott
I want you now. Always. Everywhere and as my everything-my lover, my friend, my sharp-tongued beauty, my drinking companion, my children's mother, my courage in the face of certain defeat. My sactuary." He captured her lips. "My duchess." He kissed her. She returned his kiss with great enthusiasm. "But at this specific moment," he said between kisses, "I just really want you in my bed." With eager compliance, she accepted his kisses on her throat. "I can oblige you in that, your grace." "Or your bed. Whichever we come to first." "You are all that is wise and efficient." "Or the carriage." She grabbed his hand. "Let's be off then, shall we?" Laughter bubbling from her, she dragged him toward the carriage. He snatched her back to him and with his hands around her face said, "Arabella, I love you."

-Luc & Arabella ~ Katharine Ashe
Beer Drinking quotes by Katharine Ashe
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. ~ Richard Burton
Beer Drinking quotes by Richard Burton
I'd hooked on to that one word, pretending. What Dr. Raeburn would never understand was that pretending was what had got me this far. I remembered the morning of my mother's funeral. I'd been given milk to settle my stomach; I'd pretended it was coffee. I imagined I was drinking coffee elsewhere. Some Arabic-speaking country where the thick coffee served in little cups was so strong it could keep you awake for days. Some Arabic country where I'd sit in a tented café and be more than happy to don a veil. ~ Z.Z. Packer
Beer Drinking quotes by Z.Z. Packer
He looked down at her, finding it difficult to resist the urge to climb over her prone body and kiss her senseless. "Would you mind telling me why you were drinking pear brandy in the middle of the afternoon?"
"Because I couldn' open the sherry."
His lips twitched.
-Marcus & Lillian ~ Lisa Kleypas
Beer Drinking quotes by Lisa Kleypas
I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just didn't like it. It's really that simple for me. [pp.37] ~ Stephen Chbosky
Beer Drinking quotes by Stephen Chbosky
They've always made a bigger deal about the side effects of drinking pregnant in America than they have in France. But then, the Americans make a bigger deal of everything. It's a bad sign, this trial. It shows very poor taste. It shows that French people are eager to place the blame elsewhere for their own choices. Between that and the arrival of Starbucks, you'll see. ~ Courtney Maum
Beer Drinking quotes by Courtney Maum
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