Azubah Wife Quotes

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. ~ Kin Hubbard

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. ~ Bill Cosby

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. ~ Howard Nemerov

Caesar's wife should be above suspicion. ~ Plutarch

I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, "Listen to this!" ~ Barry Hannah

A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all. ~ Euripides

I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me ~ Emraan Hashmi

My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine. ~ Julie Garwood

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating? ~ Luis Guzman

Wife and loneliness are the best friends of a man. If wife leaves you, loneliness follows you wherever you are! ~ Fahad Basheer

I don't get any money from my wife. ~ Kevin Federline

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife. ~ Ted Haggard

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers. ~ Julian Barnes

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife! ~ Georgette Heyer

My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands. ~ Stephen Curry

He was screaming like my wife. ~ Mike Tyson

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip

Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I. ~ John Dryden

If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name. ~ Moshe Dayan

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. ~ Sacha Guitry

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. ~ Woody Allen

A righteous wife is a respectful wife. ~ Habeeb Akande

The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife. ~ Donald Sutherland

My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby ~ Dele Momodu

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband. ~ Judith Viorst

An Army wife is probably the only woman in the world who
knows and readily accepts that she is the mistress, because, let's
face it, the Army is the wife and the wife gets all the damn
attention! ~ Aditi Mathur Kumar

Who letts his wife goe to every feast, and his horse drinke at every water, shall neither have good wife nor good horse. ~ George Herbert

Of all the roles she'd played – daughter, student, employee, sister and wife – wife was the smallest and in proportion the most difficult, as though it had run out of steam with its own scale. The word 'wife' was too small to accommodate its responsibility. ~ Meghna Pant

When I met my wife, I was 24. Obviously, she wasn't my wife. She was just a girl. I made her my wife later on. ~ Kristoffer Polaha

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. ~ Gary Player

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog ~ Will Ferrell

But the thing is, a wife is a wife and you can't ditch her like a worn shirt after a life. ~ Yiyun Li

Lyrically, there's a lot of songs that are influenced by my wife. They're about my wife and I. ~ Scott Weiland

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Garrison Abbey is my husband. I realize my eulogy will now say "wife" - I'm someone's wife. Here lies Willow Abbey, loving wife… ~ Krista Ritchie

A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go. ~ James M. Barrie

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week. ~ Henny Youngman

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.' ~ Jim Gaffigan

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife. ~ Buck Henry

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive ... The refrigerator. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. ~ Ronnie Wood

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife. ~ David Feherty

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought". ~ Robert Menzies

Do you ask why I am unwilling to marry a rich wife? It is because I am unwilling to be taken to husband by my wife. The mistress of the house should be subordinate to her husband, for in no other way, Priscus, will the wife and husband be on an equality. ~ Martial

I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything. ~ Aaron Spelling

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Wife indeed!" laughed Monkey. "You haven't got a wife now. There are some sorts of Taoists that are family men; but who ever heard of a Buddhist priest calmly talking about his 'wife'? ~ Wu Cheng'en

I did I Love My Wife on Broadway in 1978, and then went into television land. Now things are starting to come together in the way I thought they might when I was a kid. ~ Tom Wopat

I've got more clothes than my wife. ~ Paul Burrell

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us. ~ Hudson Taylor

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife. ~ Bertrand Russell

She's my wife. (Stryker)
Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met. ~ Taylor Hanson

I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely. ~ Alan Titchmarsh

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have. ~ Curtis Sliwa

Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife. ~ James Lipton

Think that you love your wife and say it,
know that you love your wife and show it.
If your wife asks for the moon, give her the sun too. ~ Matshona Dhliwayo

My wife is 37 years younger than me. I don't feel the difference. ~ Alejandro Jodorowsky

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple. ~ Paul Scofield

After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well. ~ Amy Yasbeck

A man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else. ~ Claude Pepper

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband. ~ Nicole Ari Parker

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! ~ Winston Churchill

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. ~ Bob Monkhouse

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible. ~ David Boreanaz

Cause my wife gets up and goes shopping. ~ James Garner

My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant. ~ Darrell Royal

A man with wife and daughters has no place losing his temper. ~ David Gemmell

I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one. ~ Nick Hornby

Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife. ~ Carl Icahn

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties ... welcome to my world. ~ Bill Engvall

My wife's married. I'm not. ~ Charles Barkley

My wife gives good headache. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Between husband and wife friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing. ~ Aristotle.

A wife's power is not to prove her husband but rather to improve him. ~ Johnnie Dent Jr.

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. ~ Chic Murray

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. ~ Jimmy Durante

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. ~ John Barrymore

My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket. ~ Craig Finn

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. ~ Henny Youngman

If ever wife was happy in a man, compare with me, ye women if you can. ~ Anne Bradstreet

You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.' ~ Oliviero Toscani

What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy. ~ Richard Belzer

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?" ~ Jay Baer

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

The fact was I loved my wife to a degree that I found impossible to express, and so rarely did. ~ David Nicholls

A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him. ~ J.B. Priestley

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. ~ Henny Youngman

The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure. ~ Fritz Kreisler

Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general. ~ Biz Stone

A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a roue to retire upon. ~ Thomas Moore

A man's best friend is a good wife. ~ Thomas A. Edison

I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife. ~ Orlando Bloom

My wife and I are always concerned about how long it's going to take to eat out. You just don't know. ~ Homaro Cantu

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. ~ Bob Monkhouse

My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me. ~ Lou Holtz

My family and I participate in 'Cycle for Survival.' it was started by a friend of my wife's who lost his wife to a rare form of cancer. ~ Brian Krzanich

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. ~ Billy Sunday