Autocorrect Quotes

Me: Can we order takeout tonight? You've been out of town for, like, three days. I won't make it through dinner without mole-sting you.
Leo: Ah yes. Mole-sting. My favorite.
Me: Molesting* Fucking autocorrect.
Leo: Don't lie! If you want to get kinky , just say so. I'm not sure how I feel about moles, but I'm willing to discuss. ~ Aly Martinez

Never let go of your appetite to go after new ideas, new experiences, and new adventures. Compete with yourself, not with others. Judge yourself on what is your personal best and you'll accomplish more than you could ever have imagined. Life stops for no one, so keep moving. Stay awake and stay alive. There's no AutoCorrect in life - think before texting the universe. Breaking the rules just for fun is too easy - the real challenge lies in perfecting the art of knowing which rules to accept and which to rewrite. The more you experiment, take risks, and make mistakes, the better you'll know yourself, the better you'll know the world, and the more focused you'll be. ~ Sophia Amoruso

Ducking autocorrect! ~ Atom Yang

I would never disable spell-check. That would be hubris. Autocorrect I could do without. ~ Mary Norris

Him: Confession: I deleted all the 1 Direction from your iPod when u were in the can.
You're welcome.
Me: WHAT?? I'm going to kiss u!
Him: With tongue?
It takes me a second to realize what happened, at which point I'm completely mortified.
Me: Kill u! I meant KILL. u. Damn autocorrect.
Him: Surrrrrre. Let's blame it on autocorrect.
Me: Shut it.
Him: I think someone wants to kiss me… ~ Elle Kennedy

I get it. Sometimes I'd like to put a cock in my mouth Wait. What? That can be arranged...
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Are you still there? Still stuck on the cock in the mouth Kill me now Autocorrect has a new fan today! ~ C.D. Reiss

What did I say? Don't forget to ride Captain?" "You said you were sorry there was no perfect ending but that I was perfect to you." "Autocorrect fucking up again." "Right. ~ Barbara Elsborg

It is proper ‪Netiquette‬ to learn to use autocorrect properly when ‪texting‬ or turn it off. NetworkEtiquette.Net ~ David Chiles

Thank you, Ponchos, for making it acceptable to wear a blanket around in public and call it style. I'd like to also thank your little partner, Leggings, for helping me be cute and comfy in my poncho without any annoying chub-rub on my upper thighs. You make comfortable "fashion" possible whilst going for thirds in the buffet line. (I'd also like to thank Autocorrect for turning jeggings into jogging, reminding me that if I did jog, I might be able to button actual jeans.) ~ Jen Hatmaker