Andy Barber Quotes

Out popped Paul Duffy, in plain clothes except for a state police windbreaker and a badge clipped to his belt. He looked at me - I think by now I had dropped the bat to my side, at least, though I must have looked ridiculous anyway - and he raised his eyebrows. 'Get back in the house, Babe Ruth. ~ William Landay

If I ever gave you the idea that 1958's all Andy-n-Opie, remember the path, okay? The one lined with poison ivy. And the board over the stream. 2 ~ Stephen King

One of the best years of my life was the very last one of my career. Playing for Rangers was my dream and it meant everything to my family. ~ Andy Gray

I can open up any can of worms and get people upset. ~ Andy Kindler

In tennis, it is not the opponent you fear, it is the failure itself, knowing how near you were but just out of reach. ~ Andy Murray

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment. ~ Andy Rooney

The gods are nothing more than the creations of humans needing something to blame for their problems. ~ Andy Peloquin

Not because of the perfect landing, but because he left so much fuel behind. Hundreds of liters of unused hydrazine. Each molecule of hydrazine has four hydrogen atoms in it. ~ Andy Weir

I've never been part of a tie. You didn't lose, but you didn't win. ~ Andy Dalton

On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant. ~ Red Barber

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head. ~ Swizz Beatz

As you grow older you realize that art has an enormous effect. It's frightening sometimes to think of the effect that we can have. ~ Andy Goldsworthy

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun. ~ Andy Borowitz

I wouldn't say I'm a spender in the sense that I'm going out on huge spending sprees. However, to be able to function at the top of your game on the professional tennis circuit often requires an element of frequent spending. ~ Andy Murray

For me, a great show is when there's a great rapport with the band and the audience, and we're all really into it. The first trick is to bring the audience into the band, break the ice, have a life, and be one, so you can enjoy the next hour and a half together. ~ Andy Summers

Computer images, like camera images today, will be seen as representations of a simulated, second-degree reality with little or no connection to the unmediated world. This is one lesson we can learn from photographs, and especially from those of the last 25 years: images exist not to be believed, but to be interrogated. ~ Andy Grundberg

You are always talking about yourself and tennis and how you are feeling. I try to avoid it when I don't have to. ~ Andy Murray

If progress is not the right word for buildings or poems, what is the right way to evaluate cultural change? I suggest integrity. ~ Andy Crouch

I'm in the early stages of a film called 'Freezing Time' about Eadweard Muybridge, the Victorian photographer who was really the forefather of cinema. Digital animators still treat his images like the Bible. He was a very obsessed man. ~ Andy Serkis

So today if you see a person who looks like your teenage fantasy walking down the street, it's probably not your fantasy, but someone who had the same fantasy as you and decided instead of getting it or being it, to look like it, and so he went to the store and bought the look that you both like.
So forget it. Just think about all the James Deans and what it means. ~ Andy Warhol

There are no hopeless situations, sweetheart, only people who have grown hopeless about them. You still have choices you can make. ~ Andy Andrews

So I can go and let out everything that I feel about every bogus weekly cover, every single bogus skit, every single rumor and barber shop-everything that people feel is ok to treat celebrities like zoo animals, or act like what they're saying is not serious, or their lives are not serious or their dreams are not serious. ~ Kanye West

A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten. ~ Andy Borowitz

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? ~ Andy Rooney

Those were the days, you know. It's an English thing; as soon as it's gets to 6 pm, you have to go and have a drink. We used to stick to that religiously. ~ Andy Taylor

We loved Andy, so we wanted to keep him. He was in both bands, but Nerve Agents broke up. ~ Brody Armstrong

Hollywood is McWorld's storyteller, and it inculcates secularism, passivity, consumerism, vicariousness, impulse buying, and an accelerated pace of life, not as a result of its overt themes and explicit story lines but by virtue of what Hollywood is and how its products are consumed. ~ Benjamin R. Barber

Remember my experiments with the RTG and having a hot bath? Same principle, but I came up with an improvement: submerge the RTG. No heat will be wasted that way. I started with a large rigid sample container (or "plastic box" to people who don't work at NASA). I ran a tube through the open top and down the inside wall. Then I coiled it in the bottom to make a spiral. I glued it in place like that and sealed the end. Using my smallest drill bit, I put dozens of little holes in the coil. The idea is for the freezing return air from the regulator to pass through the water as a bunch of little bubbles. The increased surface area will get the heat into the air better. Then I got a medium flexible sample container ("Ziploc bag") and tried to seal the RTG in it. But the RTG has an irregular shape, and I couldn't get all the air out of the bag. I can't allow any air in there. ~ Andy Weir

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. ~ Andy Gibb

Perhaps the rhinos and she-crocodiles whose gyrations between Mortimer's and East Hampton gives us our vision of social eminence today are content to entrust their faces to Andy Warhol's mingily cosmetic Polaroidising, but one would bet they would rather go to Sargent. ~ Robert Hughes

If you look up every last detail on your subject, you'll never finish. ~ Andy Weir

If you're able to stand in the morning, my sweet girl, I'll consider it a personal failing. ~ M.Q. Barber

There's no drama like wrestling. ~ Andy Kaufman

The little depression I experienced during my manic-depression was not like depression as anyone else had ever described it. It was very violent and angry, and I was full of rage. I wasn't lying in bed. ~ Andy Behrman

Pictures make a lot of money doesn't determine whether the experience was ... ~ Andy Garcia