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MARRY JANE: What are you doing here?

SPIDER-MAN: A 500 ft. geyser in Washington square and you're wondering what I'm doing here? ~ Spider-Man
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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract. ~ Carl "Spider" Lockhart
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(Six claws.. the Spider-God comes.)
Wolverine: Spider-God? What the hell?
Spider-Man: Yep, that's me, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God! ~ Jason Aaron
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Every time I got 'Amazing Spider-Man' or 'Fantastic Four' or another book firmly on the rails, we got pulled into some big event book or crossover and it cost momentum and messed badly with the pacing and structure of the book. ~ J. Michael Straczynski
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I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. ~ Denis Leary
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I was into Spider Man when I was a kid and that was the only comic I've ever read. ~ Idris Elba
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Back in the early 1970s, what got me and another 400,000 kids out of bed without needing to be called twice was the latest issue of The Amazing Spider-Man. ~ Dave Morris
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Spider-Man is such a whiny loser. ~ Stephenie Meyer
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Rob, you're amazing. You're possibly the most amazing man I have ever met, and certainly the most amazing man I have ever dated. You are sweet and kind and loving and funny and so adorable, and the sex could be absolutely fucking terrible. ~ Anna Martin
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Spider was circumscribed by spider ideas; its universe was spider universe. All outside was irrational, extraneous, at best raw material for spider. As I proceeded on my way along the gully, like a vast impossible shadow, I realized that in the world of spider I did not exist. ~ Loren Eiseley
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There's just nothing funnier or crazier than that - doing your Broadway debut as Spider-Man in 'Spider-Man' the musical. It was, like, the last thing I could have ever possibly imagined happening. I mean, I would tell people I was playing Spider-Man, and people would just break out laughing because it was so ridiculous! ~ Jake Epstein
Amazing Spider Man 2 Funny quotes by Jake Epstein
I grew up in Canada and was a huge Spider-Man fan, and never thought of Spider-Man as an American hero. ~ Jake Epstein
Amazing Spider Man 2 Funny quotes by Jake Epstein
The director of 500 Days of Summer is doing the Spider-Man movie. That's not necessarily the movies I want to make, but it's all about the story, and if you connect to the story, and you feel you can tell that story better than anyone else, then great. Jon Favreau killed Iron Man, I loved it. ~ Katie Aselton
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Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man? ~ Mark Millar
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We both liked the idea but couldn't figure out a way to get up to the roof. Vince had just seen the Spider-Man movie and suggested we shoot webs out of our wrists and swing up there. We asked Vince not to contribute any more ideas. ~ Chris Jericho
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It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now. ~ Milton Berle
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Leadership is not for the faint of heart ~ Bill Hybels
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Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place. ~ Michael Monroe
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Then the boy shouted that Elsa couldn't be Spider-Man because 'only boys can be Spider-Man!' And then Elsa told him he could be Spider-Man's girlfriend. And then he pushed Elsa into a radiator. And then Elsa hit him with a book.
Elsa still thinks he should thank her for it, because that's probably the nearest that boy ever got to a book. ~ Fredrik Backman
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What's cool about Spider-Man is that it's everybody - anyone, you put on the suit, anyone believes that you're Spider-Man. That's what's charming about the character. He's anyone. He's a huge nerd that ends up being this huge superhero. ~ Jake Epstein
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Did Alan Moore get screwed on his contract? Of course. Lots of people get screwed, but we still have Spider-Man and lots of other heroes. ~ J. Michael Straczynski
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I knew very little about 'Spider-Man'. I grew up more in the 'Superman' generation. 'Spider-Man' - I didn't know so much. But it is a really successful franchise, and I'm happy to be involved with it. ~ Willem Dafoe
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Spider-Man's probably my favorite. You see, Batman is a billionaire and there's nothing really cool about a billionaire saving the world. But Spider-Man is Peter Parker, a conflicted character who puts on a suit and saves the world. I love that. ~ Zac Efron
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Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen. ~ Conan O'Brien
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Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, "I swallowed a spider!" What? I swallowed a spider? What the hell is wrong with me?! ~ Melissa Aragon
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Amazing? My heart fluttered. "But I don't want Flash or Harry," I murmured. "You want Spider-Man," he finished for me, looking a little wistful. I shrugged. "And Peter Parker." He looked at me, very seriously. "Then don't settle," he said. ~ J.M. Richards
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I wanna begin saying a story about my son. I have a four-year old son who loves superheroes from Spider-Man to Iron Man to Batman. He's got all the costumes. One day he looks at me and says 'Dad, I want to be light-skinned so I could be Spider-Man. Spider-Man has light skin.' That was sort of a shock. This is why I am excited to be a part of the Marvel Universe, so I could be hopefully provide that diversity in the role of the superhero. ~ Djimon Hounsou
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In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing. ~ Janet Evanovich
Amazing Spider Man 2 Funny quotes by Janet Evanovich
You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order to attract its main prey, the so-called Samaritan squirrel, which takes pity on the spider, and then the spider jumps on it and injects the paralyzing venom, while the squirrel remains bafflingly philosophical about the whole thing. Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing. ~ Bill Bailey
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I think Michael Moore is an amazing man - an amazing, brave man. And I think people are probably going to start saying, 'Don't associate with Cindy Sheehan.' People who speak truth to power somehow are marginalized in this country. ~ Cindy Sheehan
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The kids all literally think I'm Spider-Man, and they ask me how I shoot my webs. It's flattering and crazy, but it's Spider-Man they're in awe of, not Jake Epstein. ~ Jake Epstein
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! ~ Mitch Hedberg
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I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass. ~ Spider Robinson
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it's better than a stick in the eye ~ Spider Robinson
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Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential. ~ David Koepp
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Euphemisms are for the differently brained. ~ Spider Robinson
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anger is always fear in disguise ~ Spider Robinson
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Time didn't pass; it tailgated. ~ Spider Robinson
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Sexual intercourse vests no property rights. ~ Spider Robinson
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My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character ... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage. ~ Beth Ditto
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The world of Ultimate Spider-Man is funny. I can't imagine a live-action film where he's Principal Coulson and dealing with some of the pranks from these guys. ~ Clark Gregg
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That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero ~ Stan Lee
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You're not enjoying yourself," Syl said. "You're starting to sound a lot like my mother." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" "Repetitive." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" "Very funny." "Says the man not laughing," she replied, folding her arms. ~ Brandon Sanderson
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It appears to me that almost any man may like the spider spin from his own inwards his own airy citadel. ~ John Keats
Amazing Spider Man 2 Funny quotes by John Keats
A Kenyan man once said to me, 'You can get used to anything when money's involved.' He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks at a time. -Spider Jerusalem ~ Warren Ellis
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You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in. ~ Majel Barrett
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You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. It's definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing. ~ Al Madrigal
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honesty is hard work. ~ Spider Robinson
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Some people would say it's a bad idea to bring a fire-spider into a public library. Those people would probably be right, but it was better than leaving him alone in the house for nine hours straight. The one time I tried, Smudge had expressed his displeasure by burning through the screen that covered his tank, burrowing into my laundry basket, and setting two weeks' worth of clothes ablaze. ~ Jim C. Hines
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I'm going to live forever, or die trying ! ~ Spider Robinson
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The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [ ... ] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies. ~ Christopher Moore
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Communication is an art form and very few of us are artists. ~ L. Spider Klein
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The difference between utility and utility plus beauty is the difference between telephone wires and the spider web. ~ Edwin Way Teale
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Imagine Spider-Man is standing in a set position and needs to get something. He throws a web at the thing he wants, and then drags it to him. Now imagine that a very tiny Spider-Man is standing at one end of a cell. He throws a web at the chromosome he wants, the web attaches, and he pulls the chromosome to his end of the cell. A tiny Spider-Man clone does the same thing at the opposite end of the cell for the other chromosome in the matching pair. ~ Nessa Carey
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My hero in comic books is Jack Kirby: 'Spider-Man,' 'Fantastic Four,' 'Captain America,' Marvel Comics. He was really the basis for Marvel Comics. ~ Walter Mosley
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It's always coldest before the warm. ~ Spider Robinson
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Smugness was an art invented by the race of imps, no matter what cats might claim, so he did it very well indeed, ~ Spider Robinson
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I grew up reading comics. I was primarily an 'X-Men' fan, but I definitely dressed up as Spider-Man for Halloween when I was, like, 12 years old. Maybe younger than that. ~ Jake Epstein
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I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, 'Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous. I'm like, 'I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing.' ~ Raven-Symone
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The spider sits alone on an empty web, starving, desperate
for prey,
but no one comes around anymore for the spider has been abused.
Why did you have to tangle everyone inside of your web?
There's no one left.
The malnourished spider tried to remain optimistic to no avail.
The spider sways from its own web on a silk made noose. ~ Zac Young
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I had my father, and he was an amazing man and an amazing role model, so I always wanted to mirror that. ~ Lance Gross
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Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky. ~ Spider Robinson
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And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass? ~ Spider Robinson
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SPIDER-MAN (thinking): I can bench press a car. I can climb up the
side of a wall. Fight twenty guys to a standstill. Swing across chasms thirty stories deep. Feel a bullet coming my way and move fast enough to get clear. But something in her makes me gentle. Makes me shy. Makes me strong. Makes me happy to be alive. And maybe that's it. Maybe that's what it really comes down to. She makes me. Makes me whole ... She completes me ...
So here's the thing, God ... I know I complain a lot, and I know that you and me, we've got issues, but right now, just for tonight ... Thank you for her. Thank you. Amazing Spider-Man #53 (Volume 2) ~ J. Michael Straczynski
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When you're a kid and you're a superhero lover, the holy trinity is Batman, Superman and Spider-Man, so to be able to take any of those and play with it is a huge joy. ~ Alex Kurtzman
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Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children. ~ Spider Robinson
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Me, I have a science fiction writer's conviction that the damn robot is supposed to speak
human, not the other way around. ~ Spider Robinson
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A naked blade is reckoned to be less obscene than a naked woman. ~ Spider Robinson
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My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got. ~ Mark Twain
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I too have drunk and seen
the spider ~ Lawrence Ferlinghetti
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100 million iphones don't lie. What an amazing man. He is the apple of all of our i's. We have an i everything and its all so amazing. ~ Billy Bush
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I think that Spider-Man is a part of our culture. He's a perennial character. He's something that's constantly reexamined and there are so many versions of him in the comics that it was something that I thought that we could do cinematically. He belongs on the big screen. ~ Marc Webb
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I'm crazy about my father, he's an amazing man, a real adventurer. He took us with him to travel all over the world. We were in places that were so remote, that white people hardly ever reach them. ~ Peta Wilson
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Rory McCann is an amazing actor and a very strong man. ~ Gwendoline Christie
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You're starting to sound a lot like my mother." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" "Repetitive." "Captivating?" Syl said. "Amazing, witty, meaningful?" "Very funny. ~ Brandon Sanderson
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If you don't follow the stock market, you are missing some amazing drama. ~ Mark Cuban
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The spider literally looks into my eyes and sends me spider telepathy. He says, I'm going to have shiny, gorgeous hair when I kill you. ~ Jillian Dodd
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A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. ~ Samuel Goldwyn
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Why can't Spider-sense warn you when you're about to get dumped? ~ Mark Waid
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Sometimes you feel like people go, 'Oh, he just does funny dances,' or 'That's cute.' It drives me a little crazy when someone does a dance number where all they do is kick to their head for five minutes, and everyone's like, 'That choreography is amazing.' It takes a lot to choreograph a number that also gets laughs in it. ~ Casey Nicholaw
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To borrow from the writings of a spider named Charlotte: 'Silk is terrific!' ~ Cheryl Hayashi
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Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity. ~ Spider Robinson
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By the ancient bond of the spellclave, I command you, Spider. Stop, or be turned to stone! ~ Katherine Roberts
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I've had four amazing men in my life, very strong, powerful, wonderful men. I certainly will have a relationship with someone but I don't think I will get married again. ~ Cheryl Tiegs
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Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze - and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence. ~ Spider Robinson
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Shared pain is lessened.
Shared joy is increased.
Thus we refute entropy. ~ Spider Robinson
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The air changes. Then that invisible spider crawls up my spine, tickling the hairs behind my neck.

I have come to know this spider these last couple of years. It whispers there's something else in the room, breathing with you, watching you, grinning at you.

I hate that damn spider. ~ Rin Chupeco
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Sleep calls to me from a land of foreign dignitaries I know not by name as I visit rarely often. The ticket in my hand, only word: "Darkness ~ Spider N. Mann
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Anger is always - always - fear in disguise. ~ Spider Robinson
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It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. ~ Ben Berger
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I was bitten by a brown recluse spider. It got me as I was coming out of the shower. I'd never seen that kind of spider before, I'm from Canada and we don't get those types up there. ~ Elisha Cuthbert
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Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. ~ Jose Andres
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A spider is hardly an excuse to abuse a book. ~ Rebecca Chastain
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Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep. ~ Spider Robinson
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This must be what a fly felt like when it was caught fast in a spider's web. ~ R.K. Lilley
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Agent Coulson takes the work very seriously. He certainly has some fun with Spider-Man and the others, but he takes each of their tasks, including when they get involved with the drama club, way too seriously. The adventures that they come up with are really exciting. ~ Clark Gregg
Amazing Spider Man 2 Funny quotes by Clark Gregg
When I got the episode where Spider-Man meets Aunt May (voiced by Misty Lee), it was another one of those things where I was like, "I can't believe I have a scene with Aunt May. That's just amazing to me." And they drew her a lot younger and hotter then the Aunt May that I remember. ~ Clark Gregg
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Mac knocks on the door. After he updates Spider, he asks, "Do you have your weapon with you?"
"Yes, it's like my American Express card. I never leave home without it." Mac hears Spider lock and load the weapon. Reassured that Spider is going to be all right, he walks out the front door. ~ David McKoy
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Penny: PROBLEM. Spider in the clean laundry basket and now it's gone. I have to burn down the house. Gray: No. Penny: You're not grasping the severity of this situation. The spider is huge and it's going to eat the cat. Gray: Then the spider will rightfully take our cat's place and become our beloved spider cat. Penny: This is on you. And remember that thing I said you could do to me tonight? It's off the table. ~ Jill Shalvis
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My father is an amazing man. ~ Sherman Alexie
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