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It's not uncommon for distinguished French actresses to make their first films while still in their teens. Isabelle Adjani, Isabelle Carré, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Marie Gillain, Sophie Marceau, and Ludivine Sagnier - you'll hear more about them later - all made an impression before their twentieth birthday. That teenage actresses can regularly, naturally and seamlessly move into adult roles is illustrative of French cinema's way of seeing a woman's life as all of a piece, as one smooth flow from childhood to youth to maturity to old age. ~ Mick LaSalle
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Mick LaSalle
I wish it were O.K. in this country to look one's age, whatever it is. Maturity has a lot going for it, even in terms of esthetics. For example, you no longer get bubblegum stuck in your braces. ~ Cyra McFadden
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Cyra McFadden
Maybe that's what growing up was really all about. Adults always say how complicated life gets as we age, but really, I think we just look for bigger challenges to overcome. Our biggest fears stretch from sleeping without our beloved teddy bear to finding out that we have no purpose in life. Did time, maturity, and overcoming obstacles offer the kind of contentment so evident in Orvin? Or did we just simply give up and surrender to the life we were already living? ~ Renee Carlino
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Renee Carlino
We do not mature with age. We mature with the setbacks that we face in life! ~ Avijeet Das
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Avijeet Das
I've wanted to win at everything, every day, since I was a kid. And time doesn't change a person, it just helps you get a handle on who you are. Even at age 41, I still hate losing
I'm just more gracious about it. I'm also aware that setbacks have an upside; they fuel new dreams. ~ Dara Torres
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Dara Torres
A large proportion of mankind, like pigeons and partridges, on reaching maturity, having passed through a period of playfulness or promiscuity, establish what they hope and expect will be a permanent and fertile mating relationship. This we call marriage. ~ C.D. Darlington
Age Maturity Funny quotes by C.D. Darlington
Children are blessed with extremely low standards when it comes to what they regard as fun or funny. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die. ~ Julia Child
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Julia Child
At thirty a man suspects himself a fool;
Knows it at forty, and reforms his plan;
At fifty chides his infamous delay,
Pushes his prudent purpose to resolve;
In all the magnanimity of thought
Resolves; and re-resolves; then dies the same. ~ Edward Young
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Edward Young
You are never too old to become younger! ~ Mae West
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Mae West
Don't get offended, there's no need for insecurity,
Age is but a number, it's all about maturity. ~ Chi-Ali
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Chi-Ali
I was driving, which might have been unusual anywhere but here in the Kingdom of Hereford, which was unique in the Ununited Kingdoms for having driving tests based on maturity, not age. That explained why I'd had a license since I was thirteen, while some were still failing to make the grade at forty. ~ Jasper Fforde
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Jasper Fforde
Our children tremble in their teen-age cribs,
whirling off on a thumb or a motorcycle ... ~ Anne Sexton
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Anne Sexton
Age is a criteria for maturity but its not a rationea of it. ~ Solomon Bartholomew
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Solomon Bartholomew
Confidence gets you off to a fast start. Confidence gets you that first job and maybe the next two promotions. But confidence stops you from learning. Confidence becomes a caricature after a while. I can't tell you how many confident blowhards I've seen in my coaching career who never get better after the age of forty." -- Bill Walsh ~ Rich Karlgaard
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Rich Karlgaard
I reached 1400 weeks, the age of maturity. The age when you were no longer considered a child. It was when you became a scrub and the reality of what the rest of your life would be like became suddenly and brutally apparent. The old-timers called it sweet sixteen, but there wasn't anything sweet about it. I ~ Maria V. Snyder
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Maria V. Snyder
I just realized... maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel -- she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it. ~ Sex & The City
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Sex & The City
Maturity comes from obedience, not necessarily from age. ~ Leonard Ravenhill
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Leonard Ravenhill
Where the individual feels free and responsible for his own fate, or among minorities striving for freedom and independence, humanistic religious experience develops. The history of religion gives ample evidence of this correlation between social structure and kinds of religious experience. Early Christianity was a religion of the poor and downtrodden; the history of religious sects fighting against authoritarian political pressure shows the same principle again and again. Whenever, on the other hand, religion allied itself with secular power, the religion had by necessity become authoritarian. The real fall of man is his alienation from himself, his submission to power, his turning against himself even though under the guise of his worship of God. Indeed, man is dependent; he remains subject to death, old age, illness, and even if he were to control nature and to make it wholly serviceable to him, he and his earth remain tiny specks in the universe. But it is one thing to recognize one's dependence and limitations, and it is something entirely different to indulge in this dependence, to worship the forces on which one depends. To understand realistically and soberly how limited our power is is an essential part of wisdom and of maturity. ~ Erich Fromm
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Erich Fromm
You'll find that marriage is a good short cut to the truth. No, not quite that. A way of doubling back to the truth. Another thing you'll find is that the years of illusion aren't those of adolescence, as the grown-ups try to tell us; they're the ones immediately after it, say the middle twenties, the false maturity if you like, when you first get thoroughly embroiled in things and lose your head. Your age, by the way, Jim. That's when you first realize that sex is important to other people besides yourself. A discovery like that can't help knocking you off balance for a time. ~ Kingsley Amis
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Kingsley Amis
From 15 to 18 is an age at which one is very sensitive to the sins of others, as I know from recollections of myself. At that age you don't look for what is hidden. It is a sign of maturity not to be scandalized and to try to find explanations in charity. ~ Flannery O'Connor
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Flannery O'Connor
A woman stood in front of her with the peculiar poise that comes before the discovery of age and after the loss of innocence. ~ Donald Kingsbury
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Donald Kingsbury
Why are you making no more songs?' I said to him in a tone like that. 'Why are you making no more songs?' 'I have grown to be a man. Only children make songs -- children and idiots.' [William the road-mender about Merlin] ~ John Steinbeck
Age Maturity Funny quotes by John Steinbeck
We had yet to learn that the Devil created youth so that we could make our mistakes, and that God established maturity and old age so that we could pay for them ... ~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I find no change of consequence in grown people, I do not miss the dead. It does not surprise me to hear that this friend or that friend died at such and such a time, because I fully expected that sort of news. But somehow I had made no calculation on the infants. It never occurred to me that infants grow up ... These unexpected changes, from infancy to youth, and from youth to maturity, are by far the most startling things I meet with. ~ Mark Twain
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Mark Twain
Don't allow old traditions to become permanent mental scripts for managing your life in the present. Reason: you will not be able to transform yourself to think differently and be better as you grow with age and maturity. ~ Darren L Johnson
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Darren L Johnson
I am sifting my memories, the way men pan the dirt under a barroom floor for the bits of gold dust that fall between the cracks. It's small mining
small mining. You're too young a man to be panning memories, Adam. You should be getting yourself some new ones, so that the mining will be richer when you come to age. ~ John Steinbeck
Age Maturity Funny quotes by John Steinbeck
For us lads of eighteen they ought to have been mediators and guides to the world of maturity, the world of work, of duty, of culture, of progress
to the future. ~ Erich Maria Remarque
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Erich Maria Remarque
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only young once but immaturity can last a lifetime! ~ Edwin Louis Cole
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Edwin Louis Cole
Enjoy the blessing of strength while you have it and do not bewail it when it is gone, unless, forsooth, you believe that youth must lament the loss of infancy, or early manhood the passing of youth. Life's race-course is fixed; Nature has only a single path and that path is run but once, and to each stage of existence has been allotted its own appropriate quality; so that the weakness of childhood, the impetuosity of youth, the seriousness of middle life, the maturity of old age.. each bears some of Nature's fruit, which must be garnered in its own season. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Marcus Tullius Cicero
They were about the same age, but thirty-five years might have been forty-five if Mamma's face had been a place for measuring time, while Coletta's might have been twenty-five. You saw four children in Mamma's face, you even saw Hugo there; you saw centuries of worry, ages of toil, aeons of work and distress. There was no record of children upon the face of Coletta Drigo, nor of worry, nor of distress; instead you saw a rare nuance of youth to maturity; you saw excitement; you saw great cities, happy times, the whole wonderful world; and, above all, her beauty, black hair, black eyes, the dark whitish skin. You were sure that if she had a pet it wasn't a dog but a cat, a Siamese cat. ~ John Fante
Age Maturity Funny quotes by John Fante
...You are a little boy. You want the moon to drink from as a golden cup; and so, it is very likely that you will become a great man -- if only you remain a little child. All the world'sgreat have been little boys who wanted the moon; running and climbing, they sometimes catch a firefly. But if one grow to a man's mind, that mind must see that it cannot have the moon and would not want it if it could -- and so, it catches no fireflies.' [Merlin] ~ John Steinbeck
Age Maturity Funny quotes by John Steinbeck
the kids who can't adapt to school's tedium are diagnosed with ADHD and are put on powerful psychoactive drugs, which have the immediate effect of reducing their spontaneity so they can attend to the teacher and complete the senseless busywork. Nobody knows the long-term effects of these drugs on the human brain, but research with animals suggests that one effect may be to interfere with the normal development of the brain connections that lead children generally to become more controlled, less impulsive, with age and maturity.13 Perhaps that helps to explain why today we see more and more cases of ADHD extending into adulthood. As with lots of psychoactive drugs, the drugs used to treat ADHD may be creating long-term dependency. ~ Peter Gray
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Peter Gray
Give someone more time and they'll appear to have done more with it. ~ Kate Morton
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Kate Morton
Sometimes or most of the time, we need to remind ourselves that we're not a KID anymore. ~ B.C. Yaras
Age Maturity Funny quotes by B.C. Yaras
You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. ~ Emma Chase
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Emma Chase
Fine # wine is a living liquid ... Its life comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. ~ Julia Child
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Julia Child
Your age doesn't define your maturity; your grades don't define your ability; and what people say about you doesn't define who you are. ~ Nicky Gumbel
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Nicky Gumbel
Your perception is riveting, Amal," he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. "It's comforting to know that there are people in my class who have the maturity and intelligence to make derogatory comments about other people's external appearances."
Now what am I supposed to say to that?
"What do you have to say for yourself?"
Friggin' mind reader. ~ Randa Abdel-Fattah
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Randa Abdel-Fattah
He had the beginning of wrinkles and the easy manner of one who has already made his mistakes. ~ Donald Kingsbury
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Donald Kingsbury
Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging. ~ Maya Angelou
Age Maturity Funny quotes by Maya Angelou
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