Adam Maxwell Quotes

Stop brooding. Or at least if you're gonna continue, don't sit so close to that cactus. You're bumming the both of us out. See? Its tiny little cock has gone limp."

The magazine slides to the floor as I turn my head to see the sorry-looking cactus behind the couch. What Eric is referring to as its penis hangs limp on the 'body' like it always has. ~ Erica Pike

A door is not a door when it is ajar." There ~ Adam Jay Epstein

Writing can be a splendid headache. Fun when words spill forth like a raging river and a catastrophic, hair-pulling experience when they won't. ~ Adam Santo

I think there's a part of the brain, probably somewhere in the back, that won't give up believing in magic. It was the part that made cavemen believe that drawing elks on stone would make for a good hunt the next day. And it's still chugging along, making you think you have lucky socks, or that your kids' birthdays will win the lottery. ~ Adam Rex

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone ... forever? ~ Adam Carolla

We all look to have transcendent experiences that lift us out of the everyday, and fear is a good one. But, I think it's the same reason why people want to laugh their heads off. ~ Adam Arkin

Now the only thing we have on our hands is too much time, and we're turning on ourselves. ~ Adam Carolla

I want to wake up. And if I can't wake up, I want to go to sleep forever where there's a chance I dream everything beautiful about you, like how you looked at me for me and not because you wanted to gawk at this fuckery on my face. ~ Adam Silvera

All great leaders have understood that their number one responsibility is cultivating their own discipline and personal growth. Those who cannot lead themselves cannot lead others. ~ John C. Maxwell

Actions are remembered long after words are forgotten. ~ John C. Maxwell

That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me hurting myself. ~ Adam Savage

I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time. ~ Adam McKay

Happiness is native to the human mind and its physical machine. We think better, perform better, feel better, and are healthier when we are happy. ~ Maxwell Maltz

The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake - you can't learn anything from being perfect. ~ Adam Osborne

The difference between the genius of the British constitution, which protects and governs North America, and that of the mercantile company which oppresses and domineers in the East Indies, cannot, perhaps, be better illustrated than by the different state of those countries. ~ Adam Smith

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. ~ Adam Rex

I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not. ~ Adam Ferrara

Cecil reached for Dave, but Dave stepped back. "Dave, why are you doing this? You're not getting paid. Lovejoy called you off the case. You want the truth? You're compulsive. You can't leave it alone. You're like Adam Streeter, you know that? You live for danger."
"I live for justice," Dave said.
"Justice is a dream," Cecil scoffed, "a romantic ideal. Who the fuck gets justice in this life?( ... ) ~ Joseph Hansen

Life felt like it was going to be too long. I wanted out. ~ Adam Silvera

I felt like people only knew me as a singer who dated pretty girls. ~ Adam Levine

I thank the Savior personally; for bearing all which I added to His hemorrhaging at every pore for all humanity in Gethsemane. I thank Him for bearing what I added to the decibels of His piercing soul cry atop Calvary. ~ Neal A. Maxwell

You have more control than I've given you credit for. I underestimated you, Muse. Yah think? ~ Pippa DaCosta

Many men live all their lives in bondage to the old nature, when they might have liberty if they would only live this overcoming life. The old Adam never dies. It remains corrupt. "From the sole of the foot even unto the head there is no soundness in it; but wounds, and bruises, and putrifying sores: they have not been closed, neither bound up, neither mollified with ointment. ~ D.L. Moody

The soul is like a violin string: it makes music only when it is stretched. ~ Neal A. Maxwell

I only care about the people who wanna be in my life. Like Rufus. Remember how he was nervous about coming out to us because he didn't wanna stop sharing a room with us since we had so much fun? That's someone who wants to be my life. And I wanna be there for his. However much of it is left. ~ Adam Silvera

I was seeing this girl recently and used to call her up saying I missed her. I can't help it after a few drinks! ~ Adam Garcia

I would've loved you if we had more time. ~ Adam Silvera

Friends give me a hard time about the pants I'm wearing, which are made in China. Well, how do you find the right clothes? Or the right movie studio? The right people giving you checks? Good luck doing the right thing all the time. ~ Adam McKay

Regarding trials, including of our faith and patience, there are no exemptions-only variations. ~ Neal A. Maxwell

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. ~ John C. Maxwell

Every person has seeds of greatness within, even though they may currently be dormant. ~ John C. Maxwell

Adultism leads to a phenomenon of little adults, who are young people who are treated as adults-in-the-making. A non-discriminatory perspective would be to treat children and youth as whole and complete people right now. ~ Adam Fletcher

Don't you love being alive?" asked Miranda. "Don't you love weather and the colors at different times of the day, and all the sounds and noises like children screaming in the next lot, and automobile horns and little bands playing in the street and the smell of food cooking?"
"I love to swim, too." said Adam.
"So do I," said Miranda, "we never did swim together. ~ Katherine Anne Porter

Freud, who spoke German, used the term zwangsneurose (obsessional neurosis). The word zwang was translated as 'obsession' in London, but 'compulsion' in New York. Faced with confusion, scientists introduced the hybrid term 'obsessive-compulsive', a label subsequently given to millions of people, as a compromise. ~ David Adam

But the law of magnetism really is true: who you are is who you attract. ~ John C. Maxwell

When Adam ate the irrevocable apple, Thou
Saw'st beyond death the resurrection of the dead ~ C.S. Lewis

Like the winds that we come we know not whence and blow whither soever they list, the forces of society are derived from an obscure and distant origin. They arise before the date of philosophy, from the instincts, not the speculations of men. ~ Adam Ferguson