2008 Joker Quotes

The Dark Knight 2008, favourite character Joker always in the right face and showing all humans in one character. A character died from characters! ~ Deyth Banger

The legend once said:"If you are good at something, never do it for free"-Joker ~ Joker

True love is finding someone whose demons play well with yours" - The Joker ~ The Joker Batman Arkham City

My dream role is to play in a story of how the Joker became the Joker, and I would play the young Heath Ledger. ~ Jonny Weston

If you want to live in this world live like a stone. So stay stoned. ~ Joker

(after Monster T shot himself)
"Smart guy," Joker said, and he laughed. "Lotta brains. ~ Marv Wolfman

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger. ~ The Joker Heath Ledger

Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are? ~ The Joker Heath Ledger

When a joker dies, the joke remains. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Did you ever think one day you'd live through a global pandemic, with a doomsday virus, and the Joker is president? Sounds like a bad made-for-TV scifi movie. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

I am good at many things. And I never do them for free ~ Joker The Dark Knight.

Madness, as you know. Is like Gravity. All it takes is a little push. ~ The Joker - Heath Ledger

I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end ~ Ags Orachimaruu

If I end up hosting 'Joker's Wild,' please shoot me. ~ Anderson Cooper

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. ~ Colin Mochrie

Expect the bullshit. But never accept it!!!! ~ Joker The Dark Knight.

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. ~ Friedrich Schiller

I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an AMERICAN criminal lunatic! ~ John Byrne

This Sarah Palin phenomenon is very curious. I think somebody watching us from Mars - they would think the country has gone insane. ~ Noam Chomsky

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside. ~ The Joker - Heath Ledger

You see, in their last moments people show you who they really are. ~ The Joker Heath Ledger

Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going. ~ Jackie DeShannon

[He] ... watches the Joker rising from his wheelchair, the way a rabbit watches car headlights bearing down, unable to move a single, spotlit muscle. The madman's limbs appear to unlatch as though some psychotic god has chosen to give life to a complicated Swiss Army knife. The Joker's head rotates ... the green lasers of his eyes target the keys at the big man's belt, and he shakes his head. ~ Grant Morrison

How close, Frost?"
"Real close, boss. I swear on my life."
Joker slowly looked up, eyes glistening with black hope. The fire in his madness was still burning.
"If you're going to swear, swear on something that matters. ~ Marv Wolfman

The Joker as sadistic chaos, the Batman as merciless order. This mirror-image theme would come to define the two characters' relationship in the comics and across all media for the next forty years. ~ Glen Weldon

The trump has been played. Now it is up to the joker to see if he has a place in the pack. ~ Anthony T. Hincks

In 2008, Barack Obama was the electoral equivalent of the Hula Hoop; a political Pet Rock; a craze, a fad, an irrational gadget. The latest have-to-have, must-vote-for candidate. ~ Mondo Frazier

A joker is a little fool who is different from everyone else. He's not a club, diamond, heart, or spade. He's not an eight or a nine, a king or a jack. He is an outsider. He is placed in the same pack as the other cards, but he doesn't belong there. Therefore, he can be removed without anybody missing him. ~ Jostein Gaarder

There is voluminous evidence that exclusive reliance on heuristic processing tendencies of Type I sometimes results in suboptimal responding (Baron, 2008; Evans, 2007a; Gilovich, Griffin, & Kahneman, 2002; Johnson-Laird, 2006; Kahneman & Tversky, 1973, 1996, 2000; Koehler & Harvey, 2004; Nickerson, 2004, 2008; Nisbett & Ross, 1980; Tversky & Kahneman, 1974, 1983, 1986) and that such thinking errors are not limited to the laboratory (Ariely, 2008; Åstebro, Jeffrey, & Adomdza, 2007; Baron, 1998; Baron, Bazerman, & Shonk, 2006; Belsky & Gilovich, 1999; Berner & Graber, 2008; Camerer, 2000; Chapman & Elstein, 2000; Croskerry, 2009a, 2009b; Dawes, 2001; Hilton, 2003; Kahneman & Tversky, 2000; Lichtenstein & Slovic, 2006; Lilienfeld, Ammirati, & Landfield, 2009; Myers, 2002; Prentice, 2003; Reyna et al., 2009; Stewart, 2009; Sunstein, 2002, 2005; Taleb, 2001, 2007; Tavris & Aronson, 2007; Tetlock, 2005; Thaler & Sunstein, 2008; Ubel, 2000). ~ Keith E. Stanovich

So once I thought of the villain with a sense of humor, I began to think of a name and the name "the Joker" immediately came to mind. There was the association with the Joker in the deck of cards, and I probably yelled literally, 'Eureka!' because I knew I had the name and the image at the same time. ~ Jerry Robinson

Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool? What use, a fool? Ah, but a fool resides in a deck of cards, a joker, sometimes two. Of no worth, of course. No real purpose. The appearance of a trump, but none of the power: Simply an instrument of chance. Only a dealer may give value to the joker. ~ Christopher Moore

2008 was to the American economy what 9/11 was to national security. Yet while 9/11 prompted the U.S. government to tear up half the Constitution in the name of public safety, after 2008, authorities went in the other direction. ~ Matt Taibbi

It was mid-November 2008. There were pirates taking ships with impunity in African waters, terrorists punching holes in Indian security, China sinking towards depression because Americans were afraid to buy cheap goods for Christmas, and the richest nation in the history of the world was talking about how to keep a budget. ~ Walter Mosley

The fact that I am as lean as I was in 2008, I'm stronger than I was in 2008 I think I have the potential to be as fast as I was. ~ Libby Trickett

Soon after the financial crisis of 2008, I was at a meeting in Washington with a group of U.S. senators. They had invited me to provide a point of view on new regulation; regulation aimed at ensuring we never have to go through the events of 2008 ever again. ~ Bob Diamond

„Like‟ is a mild sort of word for what Con and I have," Collin replied, leaning forward to touch noses with the big doofus. Constantine half-closed his eyes and twitched his whiskers back. "I‟d go with the deeply twisted interpersonal relationship that a hero has for his nemesis, sort of a Batman/Joker thing, if the Joker suddenly started going down on Batman like a porn-star on Viagra."
Jeff looked at him in alarm. "Jesus, Sparky, stop touching my cat! ~ Amy Lane

I used to call myself a single-issue voter on the essential question of defending civilization against its terrorist enemies and their totalitarian protectors, and on that 'issue' I hope I can continue to expose and oppose any ambiguity. ~ Christopher Hitchens

If I didnt promote Joker, then who promoted ~ Sonakshi Sinha

One mustn't be so cocksure, Joker says. Bad habit, he repeats. ~ Jostein Gaarder

We didn't have an indigenous Taliban before 2008. We didn't have a war in Swat before 2008, we didn't have a war in Waziristan. We never, in our 63-year history, we have never allowed unmanned Predator drones from ANY country to fly over our skies and kill our citizens. ~ Fatima Bhutto

You're looking...good enough to eat. Figuratively speaking, I'm strictly vegan. ~ Marv Wolfman

I just hope my death makes more cents than my life ~ Joaquin Phoenix

No old lady called her old man sweetie. Joker fucking loved it from Carrie. ~ Kristen Ashley

Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.- The Joker ~ Paul Dani

Meditate, he'd said. Jingo Jingo was such a joker. ~ Devon Monk

- Question. Would you die for me?
- Yes.
- That's too easy. Will you... Would you live for me? ... Hmm?
- Yes.
- Careful! Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! ... Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power. You want this?
- I do.
- Say it. Say it. Say it! Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
- Please?!
- Mm, God, you're so... good!
― Joker & Harley Quinn ~ Suicide Squad (2016 Movie Directed By David Ayer)

They don't show Olympic boxing on TV in prime time. They haven't done that since 1988. In 1992, they showed one: Oscar De La Hoya. In 1996, they didn't show it. In 2000, they didn't show it. In 2004, they didn't show it. In 2008, they did not even mention boxing at all. You would think the United States didn't have a boxing team in 2008. ~ Evander Holyfield

Not to dampen any parade, but if one asks if there is a single thing about Mr. Obama's Senate record, or state legislature record, or current program, that could possibly justify his claim to the presidency one gets ... what? Not much. Similarly lightweight unqualified 'white' candidates have overcome this objection, to be sure, but what kind of standard is that? ~ Christopher Hitchens

The warning signs had been there since the crash of 2008, but after the initial shock, nothing had been done to correct the problem. Banks had been trading over $7 trillion in risky derivatives daily, as well as fixing interest rates and making bets on the rigged games. There was an ever-growing gap between the elite and all the rest of the people which had continued to develop even after the 2008 crash. ~ Kenneth Eade

You took nothing from me. ~ Tony Bedard

Niki blurted out the news. "Some joker in Africa has done a heart transplant!" "Jesus . . ." Kantrowitz groaned. He knew who had beaten him. "Barnard! ~ Donald McRae

You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on. ~ Brian Azzarello

Because once I didn't care about the rules anymore, I had all the power. ~ Adam Glass

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat? ~ Grant Morrison

Rest in peace to Heath Ledger but I'm no joker ~ Drake

We are the craft of our towns. ~ Vineet Raj Kapoor

Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there? ~ Joaquin Phoenix

As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lugns out. ~ Dennis O'Neil

Why you choose happiness, so you think that the sad moments like somebody dieing - it's equal to happiness?
!?!?!?!??!
So you think that time crimes like this in auschwitz which don't have proof so far from what they say in the reports from Mr.Death (Documentary film!)... so this is equal to (How to say it???!?!) to happiness??
WTF, crime equal to happiness, sadness also so what's left?
Oh, oh I know the Joker (Note: He is a nice character isn't he?) ~ Deyth Banger

Kingsley, ever the joker, had his Venator mark tattooed near his unmentionables ~ Melissa De La Cruz

I don't just randomly kill people ... I kill people when it's funny. ~ Neil Gaiman

Heath Ledger died from the joker, so far the darkness killed him... but why we don't explore it? ~ Deyth Banger

I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor. ~ Man Ray

The dark eyes are for the villains ... the Grim Reaper,the Joker, zombies. All dark. ~ Lucy Christopher

In 2008 alone, the Taliban bombed two hundred schools. Suicide bombings and targeted killings were regular occurrences. ~ Malala Yousafzai

Impossible is my specialty."

-Marissa Meyer, Heartless ~ Marissa Meyer

In American mah jongg there are five different categories of tiles: Suit tiles, Dragon tiles, Wind tiles, Flower tiles, and Joker tiles - 152 tiles in all. ~ Elaine Sandberg

Perhaps violence, like pornography, is some kind of an evolutionary standby system, a last-resort device for throwing a wild joker into the game? ~ J.G. Ballard

I ask myself, "Why am I so serious?" Everyone else asks me, "Why are you such a joker? ~ T.J. Bowes

The surly orphan of American politics ... the grim joker in the deck, whose nightrider candidacy [is] a rough approximation of the potential for an American fascism. People ~ Hampton Sides

In between effect and cause and just beyond the range of normal sight, this glittering joker was dancing in the dragon's jaws. ~ Bruce Cockburn

If your joy is derived from what society thinks of you, you're always going to be disappointed. ~ Madonna

Our children will be told what Israel has done.' graffiti on the Wall in Bethlehem, opposite Aida refugee camp, 2008 ~ William Parry

Balanced emotions are crucial to intuitive decision making. ~ Michael D. Eisner

There was a lot of kissing of both cheeks in 2008. ~ Liane Moriarty

The truth is ladies ... Good men are an endangered specie. So if you have a good man dont shuffle your KING for a JOKER. ~ Crystal Evans

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo. ~ Terence Corcoran

Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving - ~ Thomas Harris

The relations of a joker to his joke should be as quick and desultory as those of a bee to its flowers. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

I know this seems quaint, but back in 2008, Republicans did not consider "demeaning and degrading women" to be senatorial, let alone presidential. ~ Al Franken

A joker is near akin to a buffoon; and neither of them is the least related to wit. ~ Lord Chesterfield

I'm a joker who has understood his epoch and has extracted all he possibly could from the stupidity, greed and vanity of his contemporaries. ~ Pablo Picasso

The Joker's henchmen break into the museum and empty the display cases; this occurs repeatedly, again and again: finally it can be reckoned upon beforehand and becomes a part of the exhibition. ~ Jonathan Lethem

I was particularly proud of my performance as the Joker. I considered it a piece of pop art. ~ Jack Nicholson

Laughter may instruct but it may also conceal, defending the joker against anger and retaliation: a game is only a game. ~ Margaret Atwood

The sport in 2000 wasn't as big as it is now [in 2008]. ~ Robbie Lawler

Life is essentially a circus and we are just playing our roles. Remember life makes everyone 'joker' once in a while. ~ Hemant Pandey

I was one of the richest rappers in 2008. But it was definitely a strange feeling. ~ Will Ferrell

Pvt. Joker is silly and he's ignorant but he's got guts and guts is what counts!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman USMC
~ Matthew Modine

I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!" ~ JOKER ~ Alan Moore

I'm not sure we could spell 'shale' in 2008. ~ Jim Ratcliffe

I don't belong anywhere.
I am neither a heart, a diamond, a club, nor a spade. I am neither a King, a Jack, an Eight, nor an Ace.
As I am here - I am merely the Joker, and who that is I have had to find out for myself.
Every time I toss my head, the jingling bells remind me that I have no family.
I have no number - and no trade either.
I have gone around observing your activities from the outside.
Because of this I have also been able to see things to which you have been blind.
Every morning you have gone to work, but you have never been fully awake.
It is different for the Joker, because he was put into this world with a flaw:
he sees too deeply and too much.
Truth is a lonely thing. ~ Jostein Gaarder

My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? ~ Alan Moore

If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice. ~ Alan Moore

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. ~ Alan Moore

By year's end, on 31 December, the New York stock exchange has lost more than 31 per cent of its total value since 1 January 2008. ~ Yanis Varoufakis

And as for small difficulties and worryings, prospects of sudden disaster, peril of life and limb; all these, and death itself, seem to him only sly, good-natured hits, and jolly punches in the side bestowed by the unseen and unaccountable old joker. ~ Herman Melville

I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset. ~ Richard Simmons

God is just one more Clown
In this Circus of mine
(from song "no tunnel too dark") ~ Vineet Raj Kapoor

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. ~ Lincoln Steffens