Wavy Gravy Quotes

It had an enormous impact to the point of the United Nations passing a resolution against the killing and hunting of these whales as they are an endangered species. This was a documentary on the plight of the whales.

A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit.

What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for 400,000

Put your good where it does the most.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

We're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Anywhere I hang my heart is home ... it's just the closet that keeps moving.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

The 90's are the 60's standing on their head.

At Marshall Field in Chicago, I had them take a big bed into the menswear department, one with black sheets. I'd get in bed wearing a nightcap, and my fans would get in bed with me, one at a time, and I'd sign their memorabilia. And then I'd give them a free pint of Ben & Jerry's.

If you don't change, you're dead, so I try to keep changing.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

if it's the best of anything, i have to have one. (when passing a food stand claiming to serve the world's best subways)

I'm related to the portrait painter George Romney.

I became a clown when these docs came to the house in Berkeley and asked me to come cheer up kids. I'd just had my third spinal fusion and I was looking for something to take my mind off the pain I was in.

Sure, I could of done it different ... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

You aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

Well, this week for example, I was just in Los Angeles making a documentary for German television on whales. They had tried to get me in England where they missed me.

There are no mistakes and it's never boring on the edge of imagination, which is only pure spirit having a bit of fun.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

I am in total ecstasy with where my life is now.