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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.
I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.
Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks.
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality ... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to pay the eight dollars a month.
