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Some people are born to weirdness," Jerry said, "and others have weirdness thrust upon them.
Tom Upton Quotes: Some people are born to
You can't believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn't send you, no matter whether or not you like it.
Tom Upton Quotes: You can't believe in fate
"Well
I don't know
the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."
Tom Upton Quotes: I don't know
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You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.
Tom Upton Quotes: You have to figure that
I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Tom Upton Quotes: I have never been reduced
It's pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun
it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.
Tom Upton Quotes: It's pretty simple, really: having
Poor kid
all she'd wanted to do was get her teeth fixed.
Tom Upton Quotes: Poor kid<br> all she'd wanted
We're here to take over the world
that's why we're starting here in Hamilton, Indiana
the nerve center of the entire planet.
Tom Upton Quotes: We're here to take over
I really should come with a warning label.
Tom Upton Quotes: I really should come with
Your dad and I have been talking."
"You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.
Tom Upton Quotes: Your dad and I have
Apparently I couldn't even pretend to be normal.
Tom Upton Quotes: Apparently I couldn't even pretend
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can't find anything worth doing.
Tom Upton Quotes: An idiot will do anything,
UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!
Tom Upton Quotes: UNDERTAKER!
All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I'm being judged.
Tom Upton Quotes: All I did was offer
If everything is perfect, nobody has to say a word.
Tom Upton Quotes: If everything is perfect, nobody
Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody's telling you to keep your mind clear?
Tom Upton Quotes: Do you realize how hard
It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.
Tom Upton Quotes: It was at this time
It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.
Tom Upton Quotes: It is not easy being
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