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Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks.
I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.
Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious meal all at the same time? It's called cannibalism and all it means is eating another human being. It's not that hard.
The idea that everyone's opinion is valuable is sometimes up for question.
The scariest thing about screening a comedy ... if you screen a drama, you know, there's no real way to tell in real time if people are enjoying it or not. But in a comedy, it's like, if people aren't laughing, it's sort of scary.
Picture a hot dog bun an-... and throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a pa-... into a ba-ag and put the universe into a bag and you all of a sudden... They become a... Ahm
There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained.
Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!
In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman Cain became president, there'd be a certain sort of morbid curiosity for me.
If you go to Sundance, the experience that I've had there as a viewer is ... there's like a hundred movies there, and you've got to figure out what movies are sold out, what can you see. Sometimes you go to see movies that you don't know anything about because it just works into your schedule.
I don't really know, I was thinking about that the other day that there aren't a lot of younger up and comers that I'm that interested in, in the comedy world. Everyone seems to be trying to play it safe.
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.
Most books that come out with a comedy label seem to be, Eric [WAREHEIM]and I could have written, "This is our story, and this is who we are," and sort of this navel-gazing, narcissistic approach to comedy we're seeing these days.
When anything doesn't hit with a huge laugh, as comics, it feels like, Oh no, oh no, we're sinking.
I think, you know, I'm German, and um, probably not very expressive in my emotions.
I think there's a fine, healthy tradition of, you know, the people on the fringes satirizing the process of Hollywood.
Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person.
The idea of trust-fund guys who live in Brooklyn in their 30s is really interesting to me. There's a time and a place where that kind of bohemian lifestyle is appropriate, soon after college, in your 20s. But there are people still living that many years later; they haven't evolved to the next phase.
I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager.
Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.
It's never fun to read death threats.
There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world.
On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really behave.
We, the comics that we like, we're all, like, post-humor.