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Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Everyone's heard the same joke
I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: I'll go to see movies,
Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious meal all at the same time? It's called cannibalism and all it means is eating another human being. It's not that hard.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Have you ever wondered how
The idea that everyone's opinion is valuable is sometimes up for question.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: The idea that everyone's opinion
The scariest thing about screening a comedy ... if you screen a drama, you know, there's no real way to tell in real time if people are enjoying it or not. But in a comedy, it's like, if people aren't laughing, it's sort of scary.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: The scariest thing about screening
Picture a hot dog bun an-... and throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a pa-... into a ba-ag and put the universe into a bag and you all of a sudden... They become a... Ahm
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Picture a hot dog bun
There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: There are a lot of
Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Costumes are fun. Dress up
In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman Cain became president, there'd be a certain sort of morbid curiosity for me.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: In a crazy world where
If you go to Sundance, the experience that I've had there as a viewer is ... there's like a hundred movies there, and you've got to figure out what movies are sold out, what can you see. Sometimes you go to see movies that you don't know anything about because it just works into your schedule.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: If you go to Sundance,
I don't really know, I was thinking about that the other day that there aren't a lot of younger up and comers that I'm that interested in, in the comedy world. Everyone seems to be trying to play it safe.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: I don't really know, I
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: I'm always in situations where
Most books that come out with a comedy label seem to be, Eric [WAREHEIM]and I could have written, "This is our story, and this is who we are," and sort of this navel-gazing, narcissistic approach to comedy we're seeing these days.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Most books that come out
When anything doesn't hit with a huge laugh, as comics, it feels like, Oh no, oh no, we're sinking.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: When anything doesn't hit with
I think, you know, I'm German, and um, probably not very expressive in my emotions.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: I think, you know, I'm
I think there's a fine, healthy tradition of, you know, the people on the fringes satirizing the process of Hollywood.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: I think there's a fine,
Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Well, I love Bob Dylan,
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Most of my ideas just
Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Abbott and Costello were huge
The idea of trust-fund guys who live in Brooklyn in their 30s is really interesting to me. There's a time and a place where that kind of bohemian lifestyle is appropriate, soon after college, in your 20s. But there are people still living that many years later; they haven't evolved to the next phase.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: The idea of trust-fund guys
I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: I have been skeptical and
Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: Nobody hates hipsters more than
It's never fun to read death threats.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: It's never fun to read
There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: There's a generation of people
On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really behave.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: On movies, you have a
We, the comics that we like, we're all, like, post-humor.
Tim Heidecker Quotes: We, the comics that we
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