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I'm the luckiest unlucky person.
Tig Notaro Quotes: I'm the luckiest unlucky person.
I'm not a religious person; I'm not even, like, a spiritual person.
Tig Notaro Quotes: I'm not a religious person;
As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy.
Tig Notaro Quotes: As a kid, I loved
I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it's intense. But I think it's good for me - and therapeutic.
Tig Notaro Quotes: I start crying when certain
My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.
Tig Notaro Quotes: My age makes all my
When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.
Tig Notaro Quotes: When I couldn't get ahold
It was a free-for-all with music when I was growing up. My mother was a huge music fanatic so I was listening to everything from country to heavy metal to Indigo Girls to Elton John. I guess when I was really young I didn't like Willie Nelson, and she obviously loved him. Now I do too, I'm so thankful to her for playing his music nonstop.
Tig Notaro Quotes: It was a free-for-all with
Reminding myself that I have a tailbone keeps me in check.
Tig Notaro Quotes: Reminding myself that I have
I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.
Tig Notaro Quotes: I worked at restaurants and
As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, "Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible" and they picture me wearing some barrel and suspenders and people are bucktoothed and ignoring me. But that's not the case. I just had zero interest. I wanted to finish my research in the woods or play guitar or go have a cigarette.
Tig Notaro Quotes: As soon as I say
The other scary beauty of life, which I probably should have expected to discover in all of this, was how heightened circumstances, such as overlapping tragedy and success, sharpen your vision and shorten your patience for baloney and hogwash.
Tig Notaro Quotes: The other scary beauty of
One of my favorite songs is 'Ghost' by Indigo Girls. Emily Saliers wrote that, and she is one of the most talented songwriters ever.
Tig Notaro Quotes: One of my favorite songs
I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it.
Tig Notaro Quotes: I'm always going to do
It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is.
Tig Notaro Quotes: It's not the child's responsibility
I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order).
Tig Notaro Quotes: I love devastating movies, documentaries
I didn't like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, 'I don't know how she's alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.'
Tig Notaro Quotes: I didn't like to stop
It's almost embarrassing how much support I have. I mean, I always tell people I feel like I'm perfectly set up to have cancer. I have great health insurance, I have a savings account. I have work lined up. I have friends and family. I have the best doctors I can get.
Tig Notaro Quotes: It's almost embarrassing how much
Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.
Tig Notaro Quotes: Not many people have had
The best gift you can give anyone is a well-lived life of your own.
Tig Notaro Quotes: The best gift you can
I'm now a pretty good mix of my mother and my stepfather because I'm in general pretty mellow. I'm not hyper-emotional. But there's also this side of me - my mother was an artist and very funny and a dancer and very wild and into fashion. My stepfather traveled a lot, and I kind of took on a role of parenting my mother a lot of times, because she was pretty hard to handle. A bit of a pistol.
Tig Notaro Quotes: I'm now a pretty good
A lot of times people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should be wild and crazy, or loud music, and comedians are typically pretty mellow people that just want to talk to each other. I think it would be highly unusual to find comedians who want to be at a loud, crowded party.
Tig Notaro Quotes: A lot of times people
Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued.
Tig Notaro Quotes: Comedy was a secret want,
When I marveled over our compatibility and how easy things were with us, she said she believed that it was true that I loved and cared for her, and she tried always to assume that nothing I said or did was intentionally done to hurt her.
Tig Notaro Quotes: When I marveled over our
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