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I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that.
I didn't get rich and famous, but I do what I love.
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything.
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.
I'm an orator, a raconteur.
Each piece I tell stands on its own, and then it all ties together. It segues from story to story, and then I wrap it up - like three-piece movements in a symphony.
I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here.
