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SQL, Lisp, and Haskell are the only programming languages that I've seen where one spends more time thinking than typing.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: SQL, Lisp, and Haskell are
Most people who are rich chose their parents wisely.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: Most people who are rich
Even the lamest page can be saved by collaboration.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: Even the lamest page can
I don't myself believe in astrology. However, I think that's because I'm a Libra and Libras are always skeptical.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: I don't myself believe in
Everything that I've learned about computers at MIT I have boiled down into three principles: Unix: You think it won't work, but if you find the right wizard, they can make it work. Macintosh: You think it will work, but it won't. PC/Windows: You think it won't work, and it won't.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: Everything that I've learned about
Pilots enjoy the fun and challenge of handling the fancy machine.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: Pilots enjoy the fun and
The devil is real. He lives inside C programs.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: The devil is real. He
The real challenge of being a flight attendant is getting people out. The training requires that they demonstrate they can evacuate an aircraft within 90 seconds, but of course, a lot of stuff that is easy to do in training turns out to be tough in practice.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: The real challenge of being
We worried about competitors, but it was an unreasonable fear. As a friend once pointed out, most gunshot wounds are self-inflicted.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: We worried about competitors, but
Even within traditional universities there has always been debate about whether it wouldn't be better to focus on only one course at a time.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: Even within traditional universities there
Although the Buddhists will tell you that desire is the root of suffering, my personal experience leads me to point the finger at system administration.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: Although the Buddhists will tell
Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming:
When you choose a language, youre also choosing a community. The programmers youll be able to hire to work on a Java project wont be as smart as the ones you could get to work on a project written in Python. And the quality of your hackers probably matters more than the language you choose. Though, frankly, the fact that good hackers prefer Python to Java should tell you something about the relative merits of those languages.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: When you choose a language,
Like most people in Academia, my vision of the future is the same as the average industry person's vision of five years ago.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: Like most people in Academia,
An unmarried adult who cannot navigate the welfare system has no choice but to work, but a married working parent is constantly evaluating the relative merits of staying home with the kids versus bringing home that second paycheck.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: An unmarried adult who cannot
We're not a vocational school. If someone wants to get a high-paying job, I would hope that there are easier ways to do it than working through a formal computer science curriculum.
Philip Greenspun Quotes: We're not a vocational school.
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