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Q: Why did the cranberries turn so red?
A: They saw the salad dressing!
Q: What was the Pilgrim's favorite music?
A: Plymouth rock!
Q: What's the best way to eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A: Gobble it.
Q: What key do you use the most on Thanksgiving?
A: A tur-key!
Q: What did the turkey say when the Pilgrim grabbed him by the tail feathers?
A: That's the end of me!
Q: What did the turkey say just before it was popped into the oven?
A: I'm really stuffed.
