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I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.'
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.
I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.
I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'
Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.
I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.
If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers.
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.
We must remember to enjoy ourselves.
Here I sit, beneath the large window of a first-floor Georgian flat, exploring the corridors of my sordid imagination for comedic words of beauty.
Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?
