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Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself.
The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'
I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'
I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are.
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.
Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.'
I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down.
I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's a moral obligation for a comic to fix things, but I like to see a comic that's upset about something and offer a solution. It can be a funny solution. I like to see the thought process.
In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.
When I lived in Chicago, I didn't like it. It's nice to visit.
Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.
Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.
I'm hardly a known name, but I don't want to go, like, 'Oh, people call me a storyteller comedian, let me just go up and just talk about my day.' I don't want that to happen.
It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens.
I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.
The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped.
