Kathy Bryson Quotes

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.

Grabbing someone's ass doesn't count as capturing them!

I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend's house.

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.

You didn't make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

Oh, you're hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

Turns out there's a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry?

It was never just about the money.

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Maybe you're worried that I won't seduce you?

I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!

Everything you're telling me was just a story, and now it's real.