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She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze.
Joy Browne Quotes: She's an idiot. She's looking
In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).
Joy Browne Quotes: In its purest form, dating
If we give up the notion that everybody's life is perfect but ours, we would be a lot happier. Nobody's life is perfect.
Joy Browne Quotes: If we give up the
Adulthood was invented to repair the wounds of childhood.
Joy Browne Quotes: Adulthood was invented to repair
Charity always feels better to the donor than to the recipient.
Joy Browne Quotes: Charity always feels better to
When in doubt, do the obvious.
Joy Browne Quotes: When in doubt, do the
You're much more interesting when you're online - all of us are.
Joy Browne Quotes: You're much more interesting when
The thing about sex is not that you're naked physically, but if you do it right, that you're naked emotionally.
Joy Browne Quotes: The thing about sex is
When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."
Joy Browne Quotes: When a guy says,
We've turned into a nation of mothers to our men. I think it's a dreadful mistake that doesn't benefit anybody.
Joy Browne Quotes: We've turned into a nation
Once you become aware of what means the most to you, you're less likely to put off something that's really valuable for something that matters much less ... it's knowing the difference between what's important and what isn't that allows us to solve problems effectively.
Joy Browne Quotes: Once you become aware of
Take your hurt feelings and channel them into political activism.
Joy Browne Quotes: Take your hurt feelings and
Getting enough of what you want without depriving anyone else is the ultimate act of selfishness and sanity.
Joy Browne Quotes: Getting enough of what you
You can certainly go to war about it, but to me it seems pointless.
Joy Browne Quotes: You can certainly go to
Sex is ... scratching an itch Everything else is something we project on a very simple act. It's the psychology, not the biology, that's complicated.
Joy Browne Quotes: Sex is ... scratching an
How do you take something and make it special? The answer is a lot of hard work and a great deal of imagination.
Joy Browne Quotes: How do you take something
Sex is meant to be, if not addictive, at least a very compelling behavior.
Joy Browne Quotes: Sex is meant to be,
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