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You should never bother trying to remember where you put something. You should just imagine needing to put it somewhere now, then go to the place you pick. Because why would you pick a different location now than you did earlier? Your personality is more stable than that. It's not like we wake up each day as different people. It's just that we don't trust ourselves.
Josh Bazell Quotes: You should never bother trying
The fucking beef industry and the fucking HMO industry,' Friendly says. 'Al-Cowda and HMOsama.
Josh Bazell Quotes: The fucking beef industry and
That look you get after every bone in your face has been broken at least once and then allowed to set without medical attention
Josh Bazell Quotes: That look you get after
The journey from shame to resentment is the shortest on there is.
Josh Bazell Quotes: The journey from shame to
If you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.
Josh Bazell Quotes: If you're going to be
It's a weird curse, when you think about it. We're built for thought, and civilization, more than any other creature we've found. And all we really want to be is killers.
Josh Bazell Quotes: It's a weird curse, when
In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade - which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to 'How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?' is 'Go fuck yourself,' because you can't directly relate any of those quantities.
Josh Bazell Quotes: In metric, one milliliter of
But rituals turn us all into fucking idiots. Like those birds that sleep with their heads facing backwards because their ancestors slept with their heads under their wings. Plutarch says carrying new wives across thresholds is stupid because we don't remember that it refers to the rape of the Sabine women - and that's fucking Plutarch, two thousand years ago. We still draw the Reaper with a scythe. We should draw him driving a John Deere for Archer Daniels Midland.
Josh Bazell Quotes: But rituals turn us all
So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some fuckhead tries to mug me!
Josh Bazell Quotes: So I'm on my way
I should say here that being chronically sleep-deprived is so demonstrably similar to being drunk that hospitals often feel like giant, ceaseless office Christmas parties. Except that at a Christmas party the schmuck standing next to you isn't about to fillet your pancreas with something called a hot knife.
Josh Bazell Quotes: I should say here that
Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.
Josh Bazell Quotes: Ah, youth. It's like heroin
At least in the Gilded Age age they gilded shit.
Josh Bazell Quotes: At least in the Gilded
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