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Hooker goes up to a Yorkshireman and sez: "Will you sleep with me for a £100?" He sez: "I'm not tired but I could do with the money".
John Cooper Clarke Quotes: Hooker goes up to a
I don't have any lifestyle advice.
John Cooper Clarke Quotes: I don't have any lifestyle
Tripe stand bloody fell over.
John Cooper Clarke Quotes: Tripe stand bloody fell over.
Poverty - the one thing money can't buy
John Cooper Clarke Quotes: Poverty - the one thing
Two ugly sisters from Fordham
Took a walk one day out of boredom
On the way back
A sex maniac
Jumped out of a bush and ignored 'em.
John Cooper Clarke Quotes: Two ugly sisters from Fordham<br
With charm you've got to get up close to see it; style slaps you in the face.
John Cooper Clarke Quotes: With charm you've got to
Poetry is not something you have to retire from
John Cooper Clarke Quotes: Poetry is not something you
Five a.m. and mooching round
Compartments in my brain
Every corner occupied
By garbage and disdain
Down all day - up all night
Beneath that energy draining light

The Paperboy's Wife
John Cooper Clarke Quotes: Five a.m. and mooching round<br
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