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Hooker goes up to a Yorkshireman and sez: "Will you sleep with me for a £100?" He sez: "I'm not tired but I could do with the money".
I don't have any lifestyle advice.
Tripe stand bloody fell over.
Poverty - the one thing money can't buy
Two ugly sisters from Fordham
Took a walk one day out of boredom
On the way back
A sex maniac
Jumped out of a bush and ignored 'em.
With charm you've got to get up close to see it; style slaps you in the face.
Poetry is not something you have to retire from
Five a.m. and mooching round
Compartments in my brain
Every corner occupied
By garbage and disdain
Down all day - up all night
Beneath that energy draining light
The Paperboy's Wife