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He probably came out of the womb, cut his own umbilical cord and said, "Milk, bitch.
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Hey, honey, my car's due for an oil change, and while you're at it, let's talk about how I turn into a giant furry nightmare on full moons.
Joel Abernathy Quotes: Hey, honey, my car's due
When two werewolves are mated, we bite to leave a permanent mark that announces belonging," he explained.
"Right. Kind of like wedding bands, only for freaks.
Joel Abernathy Quotes: When two werewolves are mated,
Among others," he answered. "Our race it ancient. We're always at war.
"Sounds like a real hoot.
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