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He probably came out of the womb, cut his own umbilical cord and said, "Milk, bitch.
Hey, honey, my car's due for an oil change, and while you're at it, let's talk about how I turn into a giant furry nightmare on full moons.
When two werewolves are mated, we bite to leave a permanent mark that announces belonging," he explained.
"Right. Kind of like wedding bands, only for freaks.
Among others," he answered. "Our race it ancient. We're always at war.
"Sounds like a real hoot.