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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
We can afford almost any mistake once.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
