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Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.
Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.
Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?
Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.
The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.
Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know?
And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye
Yeah." Sven said. "The stuff she just said. Let's not get all killy.
I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.
Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.
Um, didn't Mythbusters once do an episode about how you couldn't use sheets as a way out of prison?" I laughed. "I don't remember if they busted it or not.
Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once
Do what you love and the zombies will follow.
Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.
Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.
Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.
You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.
So you killed him with what now?"
"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first" ... "And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.
Fake it til you make it. Just make it.
Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.
Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.
Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.
Thank God for the second amendment.
Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?
Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.
I stared at him. David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.
Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.
Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.
Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.
Rich dad, poor zombie.
Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.
Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.
Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell.
I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.